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alyssa mitaka

@katjera.bsky.social
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
was literally just looking for something to watch like is no one making things anymore
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
no way...
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
this is actually the version i mainly used to listen to a few years ago, i love it
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the only real new years post
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
good luck!!!
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
trying to identify a raptor in flight while in a moving car when you forgot your binoculars at home is a losing game but boy do i love to play
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
silent alyssa, holy alyssa
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
omg that's so cute
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
this is so funny
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
the only thing that would make All the things she said a better song is if it were written by real lesbians
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
whenever i look out the window i get sad
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
okay so this storm took out my phone and a whole market thingy that was being built across the street
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
okay damn i sound like a slug or some kind of amphibian
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
also i have not seen real rain since february last year i'm so happy
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
crazy storm outside right now, for once the insomnia is a blessing cuz i fucking love storms and haven't witnessed one in over 2 years
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
omg that's awesome congratulations
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
genuinely don't know what's worse, the smell of alcoholism or the smell of garlicholism
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the critical role guys are really living the dream
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
for legal reasons i'm not talking about any illicit substances i'm talking about prescribed pills for my persistent sleep issues
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i'm incredibly zonked and need to pass out immediately because i am not steady on my feet at all but i need kunafa so unbelievably badly rn
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
honestly i lack the patience for those ice creams with the exoskeletons
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NøctGhxst(extra spookier edition)👻🎃💀 @redactedcryptid.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I need someone to go into my files and uninstall fibromyalgia
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#NotMyChampion
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
yes it drives me insane, i have a higher threshold now than i used to though
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
you're so real
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
my body CLAIMED 11 hours of sleep from me. that's kinda rude
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
i am thirsty 24/7 and it is only quenched from the time i take the first sip of a drink to the time i take the last. not to mention the
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
whenever i see dry mouth as a medication side effect i'm like Who gaf but this is actually torture
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 04/12/2025
cropped meme of an anime character with pink hair. she is smiling and facing directly forwards. the text reads: "no one texts me but as soon as i start jacking off, people wanna interrupt"
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
saw this post and thought hell yeah and it took me too long until i realised it's you who put this on my timeline oomf
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
not to be a conspiracy theorist but it's very suspicious how much better piastri has been doing since the car was clocked as illegal... hmmm...
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
same 😭
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
the way that shitbox was sliding around the circuit reminded me of trying to run in very worn school shoes that became smooth on the bottom
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
i can't believe the SF25 managed to get worse
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
it's the most generic comment imaginable
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
someone on ig just liked a comment of mine from 7 years ago. what
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
hellooo
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
also i wish everyone would stop treating attachment styles like zodiac signs
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
avoidants and the anxious are literally two cheeks on the same ass can we stop this tomfoolery now
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
good luck!! i'm socially anxious and awkward as hell but i genuinely enjoyed my first time cosplaying, it'll be fun!
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
most of the time it only makes whatever it is worse
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
had to take new ID pictures today and mere seconds before they were taken some insect bit me on my forehead and left a huge red bump
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
2:10am go sleep 🙄
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i'm eepy rn
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
True... i honestly feel a lot better like this
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 25/11/2025
if i say "i’m gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2027
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
same, atp i look extra hard at anything i see, it's so bad
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
now that the sem is over i should be more online but it's actually been a lot less...
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
damn i have used my phone so little today that my battery is still full from this morning's charge
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