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alyssa mitaka

@katjera.bsky.social
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
trying to identify a raptor in flight while in a moving car when you forgot your binoculars at home is a losing game but boy do i love to play
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
silent alyssa, holy alyssa
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
the only thing that would make All the things she said a better song is if it were written by real lesbians
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
okay so this storm took out my phone and a whole market thingy that was being built across the street
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
crazy storm outside right now, for once the insomnia is a blessing cuz i fucking love storms and haven't witnessed one in over 2 years
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
genuinely don't know what's worse, the smell of alcoholism or the smell of garlicholism
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
the critical role guys are really living the dream
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i'm incredibly zonked and need to pass out immediately because i am not steady on my feet at all but i need kunafa so unbelievably badly rn
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
honestly i lack the patience for those ice creams with the exoskeletons
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NøctGhxst(extra spookier edition)👻🎃💀 @redactedcryptid.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I need someone to go into my files and uninstall fibromyalgia
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#NotMyChampion
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
my body CLAIMED 11 hours of sleep from me. that's kinda rude
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
whenever i see dry mouth as a medication side effect i'm like Who gaf but this is actually torture
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ker (despondent) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 04/12/2025
cropped meme of an anime character with pink hair. she is smiling and facing directly forwards. the text reads: "no one texts me but as soon as i start jacking off, people wanna interrupt"
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
not to be a conspiracy theorist but it's very suspicious how much better piastri has been doing since the car was clocked as illegal... hmmm...
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
i can't believe the SF25 managed to get worse
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
someone on ig just liked a comment of mine from 7 years ago. what
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
avoidants and the anxious are literally two cheeks on the same ass can we stop this tomfoolery now
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
had to take new ID pictures today and mere seconds before they were taken some insect bit me on my forehead and left a huge red bump
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
i'm eepy rn
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 25/11/2025
if i say "i’m gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2027
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
damn i have used my phone so little today that my battery is still full from this morning's charge
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i swear when drivers in this city come across pedestrians what they see is human sized bowling pins
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ker (despondent) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 24/11/2025
if you [caption this clip with direct or implicit reference to public figures or politicians] you go to [suspended] 😂😂😂
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
are you fucking kidding me i can't believe this
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
formula one themed uno... bringing two incredible rage baiters together
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
oomf's post reminded me that the witch hat atelier volume i was about to read has seemingly disappeared into thin air
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
studying for final tomorrow and neighbour is practicing violin for the first time
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
got csm spoilers. mad as hell
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
nearly the whole of f1twt now has purple pfps for south african GBV awareness, this is actually kinda heartwarming
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
something is not quite right
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i love being put on a pedestal, it's so fun up here. i am not scared
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
the worst thing you can see when doing a double take bc you think you recognise someone (/neg) is them also doing a double take @ you
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
when the brown noise turns scary
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
is it Stare At Alyssa Week or something,, leave me alone i'm trying to look at birds
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
why did my brain wake me up this early i am so tired
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
finally finished the summer hikaru died... can't wait to watch season 2 when i am 30
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
god gives his worst headaches to, well, probably his least favourite soldiers honestly
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
no other driver gets this many angry face reactions on the f1 channel when they get pole or win
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
as an expat-passing immigrant,
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
we need drafts asap i can't keep forgetting what i was gonna say
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
mamdani is so charming i almost voted for him from a different continent
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ker (despondent) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 04/11/2025
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screenshot of an unsuccessful bsky search. the term searched being, entirely in quotes: "america i know how you feel i lost my dick too"
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Meme: knight sitting down looking at the ground with text that reads “at the function with tachycardia”
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
heavy is the hand that adds the salt
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
feeling the exhaustion in every cell in my body, could pass out immediately if i tried but i have a mission
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
whatever force or entity got hole in the ground taken off of spotify you have made an enemy out of me
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alyssa mitaka @katjera.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
finished SPOP for the second time in 2 or so weeks and i genuinely feel so empty now
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