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Katie Bailey

@katiebaileybook.bsky.social
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I am a writer and resident dreamer. Runs on coffee, music, and sarcasm. In short? A weird little nerdball. She/her demi/ace Repped by Jeanne De Vita at Martin Literary!

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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TikTok’s algorithm has decided my feed should be full of videos by hearse drivers and morticians. You know what, I’m not mad about that. It’s right.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finished making my vampire bite necklace!!!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not the first time that a parent had stopped or doubled-back after a drop off to see if I wanted a ride because of time or bad weather. The parents don’t even know me, but they know how much “Ms Katie” means to their children. My heart is so full.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was drizzling on my walk home from work, and a car with a driver I didn’t recognize pulled up and asked if I wanted a ride home…then one of the kids from school peaked out from the other side, giving me big hearts. 🫶
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is your natural born right!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yesss. YESSSSS!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AWWWWWWYESSSSSSSS. YOU KNOW WHAT’S UP. I may be attempting something this month….
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright, all. Who likes short form spooky stories?
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
…YES, I’M QUOTING DR. DEATH DEFYING FROM DANGER DAYS, YOU ANGELIC-LOOKING LITTLE BADASS.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welp, a 2nd grader clocked my shit today. When the kids are in line and it moves without them b/c they’re not paying attention, I’ll always call out, “LOOK ALIVE, SUNSHINE!” because of MCR. One little girl gave me such a bright smile when she heard me today and exclaimed, “Dr. Death!”
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m going to have to make this a thing now.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dang. I just saw a how-to cross my timeline for making Halloween treats that look like Sandworms, and that’s awesome, because I friggin’ love Beetlejuice…but I seriously thought they were making morgue body bags from dinner rolls and was delighted.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paranormal 101, Vampire fruit www.instagram.com/reel/DdkFf8w...
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Katie Bailey on Instagram: "Another rousing edition of Paranormal 101. Today broaches one of my favorite vampire factoids. #horror #comedy #halloween #paranormal #vampire Represented by @jeannebook...
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have reached 10,000 words on my new manuscript!!! I’m so happy!!!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't have a big following anywhere, but I will definitely be getting a copy and posting a review when it comes out!!!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my gosh, he is!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’s the most beautiful sister. :’)
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IS IT THE DAYMAN???
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Dayman Sings: It's Always Sunny Performance
ALT: Dayman Sings: It's Always Sunny Performance
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Youngest’s class made things out of recyclables in class today, and he brought home this special friend he made. I asked if they had a name, and he used his talking device to tell us, “Sister.” WHY IS THAT MAKING ME SURPRISINGLY EMOTIONAL?
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YES, I spent my lunch break looking them up, and, YES, I am crushed to find they don’t come in big kid sizes. (Big kid 6 is the same as a women’s 8.)
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just saw a first grader wearing studded high tops that had wings that light up. Dammit. I’m kinda jealous of a first grader.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How exciting!!! Here’s hoping you find some awesome manuscripts!!!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It will just make the excitement all the sweeter!!! Make sure to take care of yourself!!!
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is wonderful to see.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OH, NO. I LOVES THEM.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, I know I was amused. www.instagram.com/reel/DdUu0Oz...
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Katie Bailey on Instagram: "Look, the writing might be intense, but that doesn’t mean I’m not listening to some pretty boppin’ tunes while I work on it. ⚠️ for 🩸 #amwriting #horror #comedy #music"
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WELP. Kiddos got up at 3:30 and decided they were up for the day…which meant I got to be up, too. At least when I told them to get dressed, they scampered off readily…. And Oldest tried to wear the pajamas his significantly shorter younger brother just took off…only now inside-out.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HE SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE PINE.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IT WAS A CONSCIOUS DECISION. WHYYYYYY? WTFFFFF?
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Youngest just found a spray air freshener, and he loves pine scent, so I told him, okay, you can give the room three sprays. he promptly pulled up his glasses and sprayed himself directly in the face. 😐
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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IT Crowd: Moss Throws Computer Monitor
ALT: IT Crowd: Moss Throws Computer Monitor
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Monster hunting: a terrifying success.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes, you just want your nails to look like the finest of 90s disposable dishware.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I did my best to be diplomatic and explain that height does not have a direct correlation to head size, but I’d be lying if my immediate reaction was the burning desire to fire back, “well, do you have a pinhead?”
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every once in a while, I remember when I worked as a remote sales and service agent for a clothing company and someone called and asked, “I’m six-foot-tall; what size hat should I get?”
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The absolute jumpscare to open fb and see MY DUMB ASS QUIP SCREENSHOT AND POSTED ON A LUDO PAGE. 😂
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coffee trucks really should be more of a thing—but not like a food truck. Like ice cream trucks, driving around town, providing hot, delicious caffeination. Instead of "Pop Goes the Weasel," or “The Entertainer,” they would blare "Ride of the Valkyries," through the megaphones.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My mom just sent me a picture of a FB post saying there was a potential mountain lion sighting in town. I will have you know, it is currently taking all the strength I have not to respond that they meant to say “cougar,” and she needs to quit wandering around town.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fall is approaching! I AM READY.
Happy ghost holds coffee cup with a pumpkin on it with the outlines of leaves in the background.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A Sunday night reminder.
words on wall saying,  "self-expression is an act of rebellion in a world that wants to tell you who to be. "
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welcome to Paranormal 101, teaching you the truly important things about paranormal and horror. www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6uyZV...
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Katie Bailey on Instagram: "Welcome to Paranormal 101, teaching you the truly important things in paranormal and horror. Represented by @jeannebookgenie"
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
…I see no lie here.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welcome to Paranormal 101, teaching you the truly important things about paranormal and horror. www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6uyZV...
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Katie Bailey on Instagram: "Welcome to Paranormal 101, teaching you the truly important things in paranormal and horror. Represented by @jeannebookgenie"
0 likes, 0 comments - katiebaileybook on September 5, 2026: "Welcome to Paranormal 101, teaching you the truly important things in paranormal and horror. Represented by @jeannebookgenie".
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy cripes, that is horrifying.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! I’m so glad you like it, Del!!! T_T <3
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It DID. :’)
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
RIP tablet pen that snapped part way through making this. You shall be remembered.
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Zayne animation for @curiahcity.bsky.social, because it is SO DANG GOOD, AND DEL IS SO DANG TALENTED.
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