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KatGeek

@katgeek.bsky.social
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I like books, cats, chickens and horses. I squint suspiciously at most humans. One day I might write a book. she/her/they or whatever

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My sweet boy is dying. He is 18 years old, and has lived long, healthy, happy and loved. He is calm and content. I need to let him go, and it's killing me.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@tkingfisher.com So I just did an image search for "squash kachina" and oh.... they're ADORABLE. BRB, planting squash and hoping the little gods will visit Australia...
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@tkingfisher.com Ursula, I thought we were FRIENDS (who have never met or interacted) but now I'm reading WolfWorm, and... urgh. URGH. I AM SUFFERING, WOMAN! BLERGGGGGGH Bloody effective horror writing, mutter mutter...
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Caramel chaos, dreaming.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
New album cover for The Longlegs Sisters just leaked! #chicken
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When I was 3 or 4 my mum would leave me home alone in the afternoon so she could pick up my dad from work, because if she tried to take me away from Astroboy I'd throw a massive tanty, and I stand by her decision cos I'm really bloody annoying sometimes.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have a whole subcategory of photos which is Ellie On Stuff. #ellielonglegs
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I'm not saying I've ALWAYS been neurotic, but when I was about 8 I read in the Childcraft "Space" Encyclopaedia that the Sun would die and destroy the solar system in about 5 billion years, and it made me so uncomfortable I never opened that volume again.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
s o f t
a caramel coloured cat lies on his back, paws on the air, belly on display
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
When you think about it, eggs are 3D printed. By chicken butts.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I can only assume that taking MORE Tylenol will make my autism stronger, until at last I can conquer the world!!!
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Some days, hope feels like the cruellest of all the horrors Pandora released.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Ellie Longlegs, getting high.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I spend a lot of time telling my animals to make good choices, and yet the bad choices continue.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@mariankeyes.bsky.social I am DYING with excitement about the Walsh TV series!
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
me when I drop my queen AGAIN on chess dot com:
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Smol sosij
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hmm. I think I read the installation instructions wrong...
a caramel cat lies in a strangely skewiff position.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I won't let her be broody IN the bin, so she's brooding ON the bin instead.
an angry grey hen sits on top of a feed bin.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When they're not committing crimes, they're awfully sweet.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Can you spot the odd one out?
A black and white cat, 2 ginger cats, a tortoiseshell cat and a black and white chicken eat from 2 bowls.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
...and in conclusion. Fuckity. I will not being taking questions at this time.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm halfway through How to Sell a Haunted House, by Grady Hendrix. Hendrix's strength as a writer is his ability to combine the banal horrors of real life (sibling rivalry, coparenting) with pants-wettingly terrifying supernatural sequences. Funny, scary, surprising.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I hear we share our cats here... meet Roscoe and Liddle.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
YES PLS INSERT GRASS IN DIEGO
a handful of grass is presented to an enthusiastic bay horse
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer. Morning.
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KatGeek @katgeek.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hullo Bluesky. I'm a lil weirdo who likes books and animals.
A round fluffy grey hen peers at you curiously
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