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katelyn

@katesquire.bsky.social
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Michigander. in-house lawyer. I would rather be reading. @gooselaw.bsky.social’s foul-mouthed wife. Never been a natural. All I do is try try try. YOYOK. she/her.

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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah every morning I get in the car I want to cry knowing it is going to take me an hour to go 18 miles. So again, feel grateful.
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 2h
If you live close to work (30 min drive or less) feel grateful. My commute is usually 40, but the last few days it’s been 60 mins or so and it makes me want to 😖😖😖😖😖
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 19h
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Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny
Alt: Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 22h
Daily naptime during work should be a thing
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 22h
"This year Gavin Newsom has shown that he would be a billionaire-friendly president. Which means he shouldn’t be president at all."
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If only the Lions defense wasn’t pee pee poo poo ass
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
4/4 with two TDs on 4th down is some nasty work
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh.
A meme with a cat that says “I hope I don’t get pissed off” and the “pissing me off factory” is the Detroit Lions
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The best thing we can do to fight that parade of freak shows is to put hot, articulate people in front of cameras
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still true
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope so lol
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In Michigan, we're paying for Trump's tariff war against Canada to the tune of $5,600 per household.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ALSO in Libra
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The new moon on Saturday falls on my birthday, and it was a new moon when I was born too
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember Atwood writing about state executions being streamed in Oryx and Crake but jeepers. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Hegseth says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed
Nidal Hasan, army psychiatrist who killed 13 people, will be executed by firing squad on 3 December
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Eric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A history of the Trump years but every chapter title is a dril tweet
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Key to a successful marriage is 1) laughing with each other and 2) hating the same people/things Also toss in travel compatibility
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t want to answer interrogatories I just want to read my book
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So amazing honestly
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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 07/10/2026
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre…
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As much as I can’t stand k-zoo for other reasons 😂😂😂 this is such a great program and I wish more places worked to implement something like it
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So cool to expand to the HBCUs though. Definitely a great addition!
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I begged my parents to move to Kalamazoo when this came out 25 years ago lol but instead I borrowed $50k to go to a state school
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THIS
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you can find Mawby Safe Sex anywhere, it’s a great NA sparkling rosé. mawby.wine/product/safe...
mawby.wine
Discover MAWBY Sparkling Wine
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Community I couldn’t even finish the last 3 seasons
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stop trying to make fetch happen it’s not going to happen
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was a college freshman 20 years ago. I used to bring my own booze in my purse to frat parties & never drink what was provided. Most “general source” alcohol was banned at frats at my school by that time but still..
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just got home from hiking in Zion and Bryce Canyon NP two hours ago and I am looking at planning a trip to Acadia NP hahahahhahaha
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again: Megyn Kelly hates women more than anyone I’ve ever seen
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My whole litigation experience honestly
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Movie villains drink milk.
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know who drinks milk with nearly every meal? My mother in law. Once, we were all in delta sky club and I offered to grab drinks for people at the bar. She asked for a chocolate milk. Ma’am.
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen I’m at an Italian restaurant for dinner and there is an older woman sitting near us and she is drinking A GLASS OF MILK with her dinner
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They need to know the stories
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Katie on The Traitors didn’t say she’s the youngest on the cast all the time, I would 100% know she was anyway because of the blush on her nose.
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not that I have anything specifically difficult to do today other than having to work all day instead of napping and reading my book
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi good morning why did I go to law school again (she asks 15 years later)
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100%
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🫶🏻 They’re heartbreaking and infuriating lol
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I knew it when the lost the NFC championship against the 49ers honestly
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also the eyeliner what year is it
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lions’ window is closed and it’s been closed.
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I also want to read my book
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Consulting maybe? In-house litigation management (not lit but lit adjacent)
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want to pet a dog and take a nap
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katelyn @katesquire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heart attack cats. Every year. My god
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