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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY

@katecannes.bsky.social
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Former Vegas acrobat turned sexy socialite www.katecannes.com

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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please I am begging y’all to stop sending introduction emails if you’re not ACTIVELY trying to book. Im not going to be so captivated by the sheer knowledge of your existence that I just have to throw myself at you. A vague potential date without real intention is not enticing
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This movie was so far ahead of its time. They were using decrim language before it was cool
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How have I never seen The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Why did I wait until Dolly passed to watch this? This movie is great but now my wine tastes like tears 😭😭
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Be careful out there y’all— my business and personal accounts at Big Major American Bank have just been shut down with no explanation (though we all know why)
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ok fine, guess I’ll spend the next week hyperfixating on the World Nomad Games in Kyrgyzstan
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I barely got over the whole pest control guy situation only to go water the garden and find that one of them threw a cigarette butt into my rose bush. Now I’m actually mad 😡
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve had at least 3 “neighborhood pest control guys” knocking on my door this past week and they don’t want to take no for an answer. They’re kinda becoming the very thing they swore to destroy…
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All of Heaven is singing I Will Always Love you. Rest in peace to the legend Dolly Parton 😭
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just realized I’ve got a yard full of pawpaw trees. Im sitting on a fruity gold mine. Maybe I should pay off my mortgage by opening a fruit stand at the farmers market. See me before I retire and become a pawpaw farmer 😂
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know I work best under pressure because the movers brought a full house worth of stuff three days ago and I’m already 80% unpacked, just in time to leave for my tour 😅
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Crisis averted! Boston is on as planned. Thanks to the gents for working with me while my brain is melting 🫠
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It seems there was a miscommunication between Jenna and I that lead to some clients being told my Boston tour would be in September rather than next week. Honestly, it’s my fault for trying to handle business while in the middle of breathing paint fumes in my bedroom 😵‍💫
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am definitely due for a good massage. Any gents who care to join me for a spa date, now’s your perfect opportunity 😍
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What I’ve learned from doing a big house move in the middle of summer is that I’m too pretty for hard physical labor
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It turns out home ownership is one part getting annoyed at the (freaking adorable) twin fawns that keep eating up half my garden, and one part worrying about them when I haven’t seen them in a couple days
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve had some pretty wild experiences over the course of my life, but home ownership is definitely the wildest. For those who have my number and are texting to book, please route inquiries through to my email. I’m currently operating on limited bandwidth 🫠
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Breaking hearts and closing deals 🏡
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Having a “financing approved, offer accepted” kind of summer and if things keep moving how I hope they will, I expect to be buying a lot of paint and wallpaper soon 😁 Want to help me celebrate? I just lowered my rates for the rest of the summer 🥳
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’ve recently been faced with a lot of experiences around birth, death and everything in between, and let me just say this: sex work, birth work, and death work are all just different walls in the same house.
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Chief Wallabee is still a winner to me, and that’s all that really matters
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is art.
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Please be sure when you send a contact form that your info is correct, especially your email address. I’ve been getting lots of email bounce backs due to typos. If you haven’t heard back after sending a form, please email
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Poolside is my best side 🌊
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Marcella Verdi RVA + FMTY @marcellaverdi.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Vacation mode 🏝️
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just a reminder that I don’t offer any virtual services, including text, content, or phone calls. By the time you reach out, you should have already made the decision about wanting to see me in person. I will not go out of my way to try to convince you or “seal the deal”
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Gentlemen, if you attend a yoga class, PLEASE wear supportive underwear if you’re wearing loose shorts. At the very least, don’t park your mat at the very front of the class if you prefer to freeball. I do not wish to make eye contact with lil warriors one and two during a relaxing morning class 🥴
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hey friends, I haven’t been online in quite a long time due to the ever persistent horrors. Uh, yeah I’m still here though. Best way to connect with me is always by scheduling some one-on-one time 😘
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
One thing about Charlotte is, you’ll always find a gentleman here. I’m always treated so well by clients and the general public alike. I can’t wait to be back.
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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Sp Twitter Wrapped 2025 - 100+ sw accounts suspended - 100s of confused reply guys wondering where all the titty and ass pix went - 100s of parasocial relationships shattered
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Melody Ko • LA @meetmelko.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Because of the huge growth spurt moment Bluesky is currently having, I’ve gained over a hundred followers in the past week. It really is worth investing energy here right now, cross scheduling your posts across apps via Buffer, and building this place out.
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Mel @redefine.luxury · 05/12/2025
redumbrella.ch/bluesky I have also written a pretty detailed guide and you are free to ask questions if you have them.
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Find Providers on Bluesky – Regional Feed Guide for Clients
Step-by-step guide for finding providers on Bluesky using feeds, hashtags like #DateNYC, and visibility tools like OurSky.
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you’re new to Bluesky, welcome! I am happy you’re here 🩵
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Okay real talk, how do these hotels not have a massive mold problem? The showers are not keeping the water contained at all
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If anyone would like their starter pack removed from my master list, please let me know. I know the packs fill up quickly and you probably don’t want a ton of notifications. This would also open up opportunities for people to start smaller regional ones without feeling like they’re stepping on toes
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
With the huge wave of transplants, I wanted to share this again. Please read the descriptions of each starter pack and reach out directly to the person running those packs
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Gossipgirl @gossipgirlesco.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Dear fellow sw'ers; Some of you may remember the Backpage/Craigslist era and how it has ended! Then Twitter/X community evolved/born and now ended in similar fashion. Do not get frustrated, you are now building a new phase and witnessing to be part of a new place of a great community💋💓 xoxo
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Shae Ashbury NYC 💙 @shae-ashbury.com · 03/12/2025
Twitter won't be reinstating me...so Bluesky, you're stuck with me 😅 I'm a bit deflated, but life goes on. There's no better time to show me you care ❤️ throne.com/shae-ashbury
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Shae Ashbury - Wishlist | Throne
Send Shae Ashbury gifts via Throne. Browse Shae Ashbury's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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Madeline Layne PHL | KOP | NYC | DC @madeline-layne.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Morning, tiger ❤️
Madeline sits in bed, wearing a red, lace bodysuit with gold trim and holding a croissant. She smiles and makes eye contact as she takes a bite. Her strawberry-blonde hair is down.
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Currently doing my tree for this year. A little later than usual, as I typically do it on Black Friday, but I spent my weekend in Colonial Williamsburg hitting on a dead president 🎄
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I can keep a secret
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Audrey Borealis NYC 🖤 @audreyborealis.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Sex workers are the sexiest small business you can support btw
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Madeline Layne PHL | KOP | NYC | DC @madeline-layne.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Big stretch 🥰
Madeline wears a white, lace lingerie set with pink embroidery
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
When Netflix starts dropping a ton of good content, I consider that a recession indicator
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I miss Vegas because one time a guy stopped mid-freak to make me a couple balloon animals
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I thought I’d be able to skate through Thanksgiving this year without doing a ton of cooking. Now I’m being asked to do a turkey for 30 people. How do I politely tell the turkey that it needed to be on my schedule months ago?
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Starting to think I’m being personally victimized by the retrogrades 😤
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I can’t believe when I first moved to Virginia, people told me we didn’t have a great wine scene. Those people lied because a good Virginia viognier is 🔥
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Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Beans do go in chili and if you disagree, maybe it’s time for an honest conversation with your gut microbiome
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