Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Actually no. It took a long time to get the check from the bank and by then I had to leave on tour, which I’m having to pay through personal funds until I can get a business account up and running again. So fun 😭😭😭 220
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please I am begging y’all to stop sending introduction emails if you’re not ACTIVELY trying to book. Im not going to be so captivated by the sheer knowledge of your existence that I just have to throw myself at you. A vague potential date without real intention is not enticing 1150
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You gave me reason to smile friend 😘 011
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Always love celebrating with you 🥰🥰 010
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m still waiting on my money from them 😠 100
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You should! It’s an older film, but very heartfelt, wholesome, romantic, fun and funny. It lends an empathetic, kind and honest perspective toward SWers and clientele. It doesn’t villainize us, but rather argues for our existence within communities. I definitely recommend it 130
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Hard Candy Christmas scene has me SOBBING 2100
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This movie was so far ahead of its time. They were using decrim language before it was cool 1141
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is honestly one of my favorite film portrayals of the biz that I’ve ever seen, and I’m not even done with it yet 030
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026How have I never seen The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? Why did I wait until Dolly passed to watch this? This movie is great but now my wine tastes like tears 😭😭static.klipy.comALT: 10310
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Be careful out there y’all— my business and personal accounts at Big Major American Bank have just been shut down with no explanation (though we all know why) 580
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ok fine, guess I’ll spend the next week hyperfixating on the World Nomad Games in Kyrgyzstan 170
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So rude. And I was polite with them despite my annoyance 010
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yeah I typically wouldn’t, but I was expecting a tech to come out and look at my network connection 010
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I barely got over the whole pest control guy situation only to go water the garden and find that one of them threw a cigarette butt into my rose bush. Now I’m actually mad 😡 160
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don’t personally find it a turn on. He told me a lot of the houses in my neighborhood have a spider problem. PROBLEM?! Spiders are granted amnesty in my home and my favorites have names 😂 220
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026✍️ ✍️✍️ 1.) Become pest control expert 2.) Meet total babes 3.) ??? 220
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Maybe I should’ve. I’ll get them next time 😂 110
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’ve had at least 3 “neighborhood pest control guys” knocking on my door this past week and they don’t want to take no for an answer. They’re kinda becoming the very thing they swore to destroy… 4200
Reposted by Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTYGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226394887139
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If I ever make it through to the Sweet By and By and Dolly isn’t there, then that’s how I’ll know I’m actually in the Bad Place 120
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026All of Heaven is singing I Will Always Love you. Rest in peace to the legend Dolly Parton 😭 2130
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How am I just now finding out that there’s a marketplace for foraged foods?! Well, there goes all the money I would’ve made 🤣 000
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026They’re not ready yet but I’ll let you know once I’ve got some! Not sure how well they’ll ship though 110
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I just realized I’ve got a yard full of pawpaw trees. Im sitting on a fruity gold mine. Maybe I should pay off my mortgage by opening a fruit stand at the farmers market. See me before I retire and become a pawpaw farmer 😂 4161
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I know I work best under pressure because the movers brought a full house worth of stuff three days ago and I’m already 80% unpacked, just in time to leave for my tour 😅 070
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Crisis averted! Boston is on as planned. Thanks to the gents for working with me while my brain is melting 🫠 271
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am not sure yet how this will impact next weeks tour. I’ve got my fingers crossed that people can stay on board for this trip, but realistically, I know it’s a huge and sudden change in the dates that they were expecting. If you’re scheduled for next week, I’ll update you asap 020
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It seems there was a miscommunication between Jenna and I that lead to some clients being told my Boston tour would be in September rather than next week. Honestly, it’s my fault for trying to handle business while in the middle of breathing paint fumes in my bedroom 😵💫 170
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I am definitely due for a good massage. Any gents who care to join me for a spa date, now’s your perfect opportunity 😍 2140
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I spent 12k on a moving company and I’m still exhausted. Can’t wait until this is all over 050
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What I’ve learned from doing a big house move in the middle of summer is that I’m too pretty for hard physical labor 5140
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026That’s true! Ive already found a good sourdough dealer near me 😆 010
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Thank you! I can’t wait to fill you in on all the adventures I’ve already had. I am already at war with nature in the best way 😅 110
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’ve never been so paranoid about a good rain storm in my life 🤣 011
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It turns out home ownership is one part getting annoyed at the (freaking adorable) twin fawns that keep eating up half my garden, and one part worrying about them when I haven’t seen them in a couple days 1130
Kate Cannes BOS, DC & FMTY @katecannes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’ve had some pretty wild experiences over the course of my life, but home ownership is definitely the wildest. For those who have my number and are texting to book, please route inquiries through to my email. I’m currently operating on limited bandwidth 🫠 1150