Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I have a parenting tip. Buy a plain birthday cake and then decorate with small figurines of whatever your kid is into at the time. My kids have never not loved this. The cake is cute, cheaper than custom, and the kid winds up with toys. 140
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I have never owned a dog before. Never even lived with one. I've had this pain-in-the-ass idiot for three months and I can't imagine life without a dog ever again. No, he can't sit, stay, or behave at all. But he is the just best little guy. I love him so much. 5499009457
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's not a beer Sabre, but it's still pretty fun. #HockeyStickIcee 4200
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I'm "Today I made the font on my phone bigger using an accessibility tool," years old. 180
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I know it's not a practical solution to most problems, but a getting cute puppy really does help. 1110
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I just got this sexy new outfit! If you come to my house this is what I'll be wearing for the next few months. 000
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Here's a short script swiped from 5 calls. Make this call today! Do it now! 055
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I kind of like ours but they don’t use it consistently. 020
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 16/10/2025My 9yo wants to go to the protest in an inflatable costume, and when I vetoed that because it obscures the fact that he's a child, he suggested that he GO DRESSED AS THE GUY WHO THREW THE SANDWICH AT THE ICE AGENT. I *really* don't know how to parent anyone. 6121
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Why the act duck is the live Sabres score on top of my phone? How do I make it go away? I'm not watching for a reason you absolute monsters. This also gives me ptsd from election night when I couldn't figure out how to turn off the NYT live electoral votes. 010
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I just discovered this hilarious list of which muppets we'd cast as Lord of the Rings characters I made with my family on a road trip this summer. Gonzo was a HIGHLY controversial casting, as you can see. Somehow he ended up as both Gandalf and Gollum. 😂 340
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Why won't Stardew Valley let me marry Linus? This is hobo erasure. 220
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 16/09/2025The baby product review is one of my favorite types of timeline cleanses. I seriously can't deal with reality, so let's review some babies. 040
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Did you know flying a flag upside down is a sign of distress? I think it's brave of Wegmans to sell these. 1152
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I use this app almost every night, and this Only Fans section never fails to delight. 020
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Why is he in a bag in a seated position? He looks so happy up there. I love him so much. Why didn't they just put him in a truck? What a goddamn adventure this zebra has seen. 150
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I bought my kids a jellycat for Easter and while I was shopping I fell in love with this rain cloud and bought it for myself. I might have to rehome it because it makes us all so sad. Last night my 10yo's eyes welled up while looking at it. A stuffie that is always frowning? Devastating. 000
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 06/04/2025My 10yo came to the protest today, but my 8yo chose to stay home and use his sign making supplies for this. We are all called to protest in our own ways. 1402
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 22/07/2024This is a single slice of cheese pressed in a hamburger bun with a dash of Mayo. Breakfast of 8yo champions! 010
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 27/01/2024Omg, I just scrolled through my entire phone looking for a picture of the comfy chair and the only good one is from the day I put it on the curb. Someone picked it up within minutes. Best chair ever. 140
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 13/09/2023In my experience they think it’s like a button you can press. Fire up the social media! Begin memes. 230
Kate Holzemer @katebits.bsky.social · 07/07/2023I don’t know what Mr. beast is and I don’t care to find out. 140
