cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 23/09/2026dudes on discord have server nicknames that are like "4stibble \\ 🌊The Ocean Flows🌊-tastic {{€PussyEater¥}}" and they're like "no it's a really good inside joke you just weren't there" 040
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 22/09/2026Ludwig van Beethoven, Slime Rancher, and Saint Nicholas when [looks up notable aidens] [continues looking up notable aidens] Aiden the Great deadass leaves The Pasture for Sweden 181
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 15/08/2026masculinity tips are all like Remember bro u are a Lion and that Witch could never understand ur Wardrobe 0212
Reposted by cyndifusickarlgerm @karlgerm.com · 11/07/2026AGDQ gotta find a way to get Mamdani in the mix 1732
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 20/07/2026some might think i syllabically engineered the name "kataryn" to rhyme with "flatterin'" in order to charm people subconsciously. this isn't true. it also doesn't work 090
Reposted by cyndifusictwilight @twilightpenumbra.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i pull mad women in theory just not in practice 0237
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 06/07/2026passed out and woke up and im in this weird place called "games done quick" idk does anyone know what this is 1110
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 04/07/2026someone with no context thinking i'm going to an alaskan island actually sounds a lot better than explaining to them how an archipelago lobby works 010
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 03/07/2026ok im gonna be honest with you guys this is my new gimmick account and itd be really cool if you could follow it or whatever and like i promise im funny and its gonna be good and awesome @mariosunshines.bsky.social 030
Reposted by cyndifusicSuper Mario Sunshine Hidden Shines @mariosunshines.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Shadow Mario Gets a Job 0125
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 22/06/2026I pray for a GDQ where you won't have to spend the 3 months leading up to it reading headlines that are like "TSA reportedly in talks to ban "everybody" from the Philadelphia Airport" 0386
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 06/06/2026what's that guy's name again? Curricular? he's into booksfaxing right? they got him on copyright infringement last month 060
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 18/05/2026so sorry ten this is a joke about all those tweets that are like "okay class today we're gonna be removing the 3rd 5th and 6th letters from our name" and then its like "kid named _____:" 100
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 18/05/2026middle school is where it really gets tough because you have to learn stuff instead of doing all those activities where you remove random letters from your name 110
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 15/05/2026panicking when you finally make it to the end of medical school because you've had the spotify student discount for the last 20 years 031
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 12/05/2026alright well this is just the best line i've ever written but sure man i'll do better next time. six seven or something 020
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 11/05/2026they better throw me a cheap funeral cuz six feet under minus one foot in the grave is five below 161
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 08/05/2026do you really have gals in different locales or are you buying tweas with fake ids 010
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 05/05/2026call me marvin the way i'm gay and i can't figure out what's going on 170
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 05/05/2026what could this possibly be about. did you just have some really shitty general tso's chicken or something 100
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 03/05/2026in the midst of these times, you may have been expecting me to tweet something like "yo but if there's a wii play motion that means... wii play... my man 😂🤝". but that would have required you to forget that wii play motion has 12 parents, which is its main characteristic 140
Reposted by cyndifusicCorvimae @corvimae.com · 28/04/2026Announcing Trading Paces, a speedrun swap event raising money for the Minnesota Women's Foundation Immigrant Rapid Relief Fund on May 23rd and 24th. Watch speedrunners debut a run live after practicing with an experienced partner to learn a brand new speedgame—live from St. Paul, Minnesota! 414069
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 29/04/2026dudes really tell you sports aren't that complicated and then are like "oh fuck yeah dude the rhyming bonus on my parlay hit, Teair Tart just sacked Jaxson Dart" 150
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 22/04/2026when dj khaled says "tell em to bring out the whole ocean" he's actually talking about the riichi mahjong hand "Whole Ocean" which requires all the 9s in the tileset as well as two more 9s of a secret fourth suit that you have to physically invent through quantum chance events 150
Reposted by cyndifusicGTAce @gtace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Drama YouTubers are fucking scum. Imagine joining a discord and announcing you want to cover an old, fucked up situation because you find it “interesting”, get told by the entire community not to because it’s traumatic and will bring unwanted attention, and your response is (and this is a direct … 1487
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 15/04/2026yeah so your inspection went well but we noticed you're under the age of 36 so we have to put a bumper sticker on your car that says "Student Driver - Uh Oh! - Here We Go - Complete Fuckup Alert - Morally Irredeemable - Please Be Patient - Seriously, Sorry In Advance" 080
Reposted by cyndifusictherun.gg @therun.gg · 14/04/2026Hey everyone, I need some help. If possible, please share this. Running therun dot gee gee has been an amazing passion project for 4 years. It’s always been 100% free, ad-free, and I never sell your data. I love building new features for this community and I have so many more ideas to grow the site 1129128
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 11/04/2026bitches be like "dead internet theory" no man dead internet truth. dead internet axiom 020
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 08/04/2026src admins when you genuinely have the audacity to not want to see their new full width banner ad that has 3 green download buttons that all give you different viruses 020
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 06/04/2026☺️ my fav part of this was when OP replied like "Be it not possible for me to Respect thine Accomplishments whilst upholding My Beliefs?" because like... NO! LOL 120
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 29/03/2026girls really put on a red flannel one time and walk around like they're pinkpantheress 0130
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 21/03/2026new main channel video where i discuss the moral reprehensibility of my first and worst wii mod www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ2b...youtube.comMy first romhack went viral. It was terrible.YouTube video by cyndifusic 072
cyndifusic @kataryn.com · 17/03/2026dudes be like "fuck goin on in miami" As if they really wanna find out 031
