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katarinavalentine.bsky.social

@katarinavalentine.bsky.social
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I'm a stand up comedian from Buffalo NY. I'm mostly gonna post nonsense, I just be yapping. 🐿

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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't believe how gorgeous it is out here. 😳
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
made this little clip compilation of robots destroying themselves at the robot olympics in china for the next episode... here, you can have it too
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm starting to reach the boiling point of going full off my rocker. These people gotta go 🐀
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XRNOHPORTER @xrnohproductions.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
GO SCUBA SQUAD !
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XRNOHPORTER @xrnohproductions.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So they agree right? Colonialism is bad. 🐿️
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/06/2026
we need even more of this, anti data center and anti ai politics is the most bipartisan issue in the US right now, the left needs to continue to be leaders here
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How do I get my algorithm to be funny 😅
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 25/05/2026
It is 1993. I am 14 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.

It is 2008. I am 30 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.

It is 2026. I am 47 years old.
The President of the United States was born in 1946.
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Genuine question, why is it okay for Russia, China, India, Pakistan, North Korea etc to have a nuke but not Iran? Ik the answer I just want them to admit how dumb and racist they are. 🐿️
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The worst part is I had it and lost it with one bad decision 🤡 #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #hair
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Koreen Brennan @koreen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?
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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
No wonder the (free) world hates America.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cartoon by Gábor Pápai, a well-known Hungarian political cartoonist.
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Why does every cat that's this breed sleep so weird. Like why she man spreading 😂
A cute cat sleeping belly up, paws curled, legs up. She's really cute. 🥺
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's both annoying and endearing how emotional my cat is. She's such a baby 🥹
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Mainstream journalists are abdicating their duty. Cartoonists are the real heroes of the moment.
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Hanna Blue 🏴‍☠️🏴🏁🗽⚜️❤️‍🔥🎃🎭🍁 @blueberrypoison.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
And honestly, their denial of special services is the only light I can find in News this week… those monstrous little trolls should be walking around like everybody else…
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Space Pig @realspacepig.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Can't argue with that.
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Who turned on the damn swinter machine???
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
My cat sneezed on me lmao like damn do they make kitty DayQuil 🥺
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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hididee.bsky.social @hididee.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Y'all realize we could just go get em. 🦎
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trump's family is just the mcpoyle's from its always sunny. 🐿️
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It’s sad that this is the reality.
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I made nachos at home for the first time ever. And I have made 2 realizations, wow this prep/clean up sucks, wow this is not a meal for one. Eating nachos 3 days in a row is definitely not healthy. But it is delicious. 🦎
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Girl breakfast 🧚🏾‍♀️
A plate of hard scrambled eggs seasoned perfectly, some fruit, snack cheese, and an orange vanilla seltzer water. Low calorie high protein breakfast for a little gal like me uwu
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm pretty sure we invented yoga by watching cats stretch/clean themselves and we were like "I bet I could do that"
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Feeding your cat fresh meat is so satisfying. To me it's just rotisserie chicken but to her it's ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!!!! LETS FUCKING GO!!!! 🤪😱🤯😻
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I've run out of words to describe this feeling of anger. 🐿️
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RaveninAK @raveninak.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The hate is real!
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Karen (yes, yes, I know 😈) @karkin64.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Standing under the heat vent at work, feeling like a basking lizard 🦎
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"It does not matter who votes, but who counts the votes." ---Stalin
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sometimes it feels like I got the last pussy out of Vietnam. They're really about to just take everything away from us. 🫠
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What is sandwich if not just vehicle to shovel veggies into my mouth? 🐿️
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I swear people always come in when I'm full horsing an apple trying to eat it before anyone comes in again 😭😂
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I truly appreciate everyone who's out there fighting the good fight. It warms my heart to see people actually care this much. Fucking thank you 😭❤️
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
he was putting his hands up as they continued to assault him before he was murdered. this is horrifying
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Warriors used to fight with Honor 🐿️
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I made scrambled eggs in a pot and... I might not go back to using a pan...🫣
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Xi backdoor while they're not looking lol
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This situation is precisely why we have impeachment
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katarinavalentine.bsky.social @katarinavalentine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
One of the greatest forms of love and respect, is having a cat that will let you clean their eye boogers out. 🥹
Cat peacefully asleep on couch
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