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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm tempted to ask about your genital area, but only if you're comfortable with showing that.

Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And while there's time before Turbo-Nut November (actually, #turbonutnovember needs to be a hashtag too), let's have some more fastmo porn hashtags. I know plenty of BTS #xxxtimelapse vids, but #xxxfastforward needs some love too.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

...and put another in the eye of those that enforce No-Nut November as some kind of "moral crusade". But then, I'm not some industry higher-up, I'm just a fastmo freak with a dream to prove the legitimacy of my kink.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Okay, so who do I need to talk to at @adulttime.bsky.social concerning the Oopsie! brand? The Comedy introductions to every "Oopsie!" scene lend themselves perfectly to Fast Motion, and with Turbo-Nut November coming up, it'd be the perfect way to celebrate the festival of fastmo...

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Brother Funk prefers Technology Connnections and Cathode Ray Dude.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So ya likes a Fresh 'pit, huh? Good for you, yung'in! 😉

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anyone out there making #spedupporn? #fastforwardpussyplay really gets my motor running, but I like #girlcockonspeed as well.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Of course the real matter is whether or not you need to make it your business. If it's corpo hypocrisy, we get on in there, if it's inter-personal drama, we leave well enough alone.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wash my ass every morning, and I happen to know of a prominent UK game dev studio where 50% of the employees swear by a bidet gun.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We know a song about that, don't we Billy and Johnny? *picks up guitar, starts playing opening chords from "Fucked with an Anchor"* (The joke here is for like the first couple of seconds, it's got an innocent guitar part, then FUCK blared out)

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Aw, thems just ruin the mystique. Still, Instant Mash got its place in the world. Remember, Shepherd is Lamb, Cottage is Beef. And Captain or Admiral is fish.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Irish Guac? Gotta get the details on that one, Brother @funkym217.bsky.social could cook up a batch...

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Problem is, there ain't many wot would use these tags, more's the pity.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh, how I love Pumpkin-fuck-tober. 😍

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You probably wouldn't go for r/viva_speed, so here's one from Brother Funk: check out r/commodore!

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Cool that people can do that on phones now, Brother Funk's been on desktop for over a decade. Also, Everything looks better'n the slop-factories.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wait, you do customs? Maybe I'll have to buy 2 months now...

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Reskeet if you love trans girls!!!

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You say that, but you ain't speeding yourself up for extra excitement, are you?

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It was a throwaway joke by a voice actor/director talking about people listening to audiobooks at double speed.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Well, I'll presume as we're all aware of the differences between Pitch and Tempo. With that settled, your friend here might time-squish nicely...

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Oh Fuck Yeah, So many fantasies of this one, Mutual jerking, Some kinda Triple frot situation, and LOADS of kissing.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We don't Fap to Fash, which is why you should support Siri (Because she is lefty and I dig that)

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Much Love from me, and Fainting Aquabats from Brother Funk. (I'unno, it's his thing, he picks up random stuff. Harmless tho.)

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If they ain't feeding you, Fucking you or financing you, their opinion don't matter.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Breathy moans do sound fine time-squished.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That's what the restrict option's for. Keeps me sane at least.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

they're even better time-squished to 4x speed.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Lovely. So, did you have something to declare, some wisdom to impart? Or is that "showing your bits to get some kind of response" just a meme?

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Creepers, they don't even know. Of course, the polite thing to do is to wait until a creator slides into your DMs, and it can happen. I mean, I've been beating 'em off with a stick, owing to my fastmo fetish. Girls wanna touch themselves right quick, just not for free. Hell of a thing...

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I've done 32x before, but only at 1x speed, but you could probably guess that.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

They'd have to do it for Codi Vore too, sposed to be a lot of folks mad about her reduction. I was never a boob guy, so I can't speak to that. Then again, the amount of white guys with grudges and too much money, somebody could.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hey folks! The hashtag #timelapsensfw only has some guy timelapsing his erections right now, could do with a brave girl fiddling herself in timelapse.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yeah, it's like, there are boundaries, even if we don't have the words. Some things are hard-coded, even if we can't explain.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

There's a practical standpoint for why we don't fuck roadkill as well though.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Well, at least there'd be situations where it'd be appropriate for someone to tell you that they'd love to sniff and lick your asshole.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Brother Funk might even follow you if you did. Oh, you gotta meet that guy, you'd love him!

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Call that FDS! Fentanyl Derangement Syndrome, that is.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Well, we likes what we likes, don't over-think it.

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Kensuke "Katana" Blade @katana217bsvs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

So, there was never a "Pay-pig" that went bankrupt for their fetish? Or some bozo that spent far too much on Customs? Hypothetically that's possible, but it's not an epidemic on the same level as gambling, not by a c(o)untry mile. (Just playing Devil's Advocate for grins, don't mind me.)

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