oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i think a big problem with armpits is that there's nothing like socks for them 191
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i've found a way to change playback rate without preserving pitch on ios. of all things, the microsoft edge app supports the global speed extension it doesn't support browser extensions in general, either. there is a fixed list of 19 extensions, and global speed happens to be on there. crazy 130
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is by far "my" most popular post because it is extremely easily separated from the context of this account and the elaboration i put below it. hm. 172
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the issue with LLMs isn't that they "don't think like humans". i also learned how people behave through brute force pattern-seeking it's that everyone wants to make Money off them. which is dumb. i mean, if i had access to autistic overthinkers who talked 3x faster than humans, i'd. um. i; i woukd 181
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026just learned two lovely words: 𝘧𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘢 (фабула) and 𝘴𝘺𝘶𝘻𝘩𝘦𝘵 (сюжет) the fabula is the linear flow of time inside a story, what "actually happened", while the syuzhet is how that time is presented to the viewer, the "edit" 351
Reposted by oona 🐭🔞oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 26/06/2025being sped up and enunciating as slowly and deliberately as i can to try to stay understandable being told "aww, you don't /have/ to use your words, you know", flustering me enough into following their advice and reducing myself to a blushy string of squeaks >///< 092
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the "what would you do if you found me and i were one inch tall" guys are onto something unfortunately. it is very fun to imagine how people would react to silly kinks they aren't into 1101
Reposted by oona 🐭🔞oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 17/10/2025sleepy voices sped-up,,, the low, smooth, minimum-effort voice made brighter but staying soft, pauses to find words and gather thoughts keeping the pace relaxed, a squeaky yawn or an "mmh" from stretching, the intimacy of a tiny thing whispering into your ear from your pillow,, >////< 1175
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026tags: fast_forward, slow_motion, reverse, repetition, speed_ramp, trigger_word, serialism, stochastic, conceptual_art 2131
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the mass preservation version is also fun. x³ grows fast so you can assign a truly unreasonable of micro clones to a task without losing an inch making 100 mini versions of yourself and telling them to give you a massage... 2134
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i think you should be able to split yourself into clones but your total height has to be preserved so you can portion off a incomprehensibly squeaky inch-tall clone to toy around with for basically free, or split into a swarm of miniatures all chittering and working together >w< 1253
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i love making other people's lives more surreal... (or the other way around! you are allowed to make my life more surreal by pretty much any means and i will very likely appreciate it) 280
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026they killed the time track and play-at-speed toolbar in audacity 4. they actually hate me 130
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026phase transitions are probably hot as fuck if you're a substance 0103
Reposted by oona 🐭🔞Big Walk's Biggest Walker 🔞 @drinkthestars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026People like our voice sped up for some reason so here's a lot of it! (Yes it is okay to get off to) 283
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As the division responsible for handling reality warps and other kink-world anomalies, we pride ourselves on our efficiency and response time. For this reason, while you're on duty, your speed will be augmented to at least 200%. This presentation exists to answer any questions you may have. [1/9] 1153
Reposted by oona 🐭🔞legion @mouth-less.bsky.social · 02/09/2026oh shit check this out its an adopt! this fuckin tamagotchi critter!!! auction running until september 9, midnight EST SB $80 AB $250 (prices in USD, payment through paypal invoice) bid in the replies here or in dms! #belethslegion #adoptable #adopt #tamagotchi 24824
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026#oonaQnA awawa thank you squeak,,, >< i do hope i can be interesting to the people who just want to case-study me from afar. well, not that far, you actually have to get pretty close to study me, but you know what i mean (and headpats are always appreciated ehe ^^) 080
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026new ethical edge case: is it ok to jerk off to a librivox recording 250
Reposted by oona 🐭🔞Nyxtilda_❣️ @nyxtilda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026POV: You're a Unit that's signed up to be "Time Warped" and so a Nonbinary (Genderfluid?) scientist takes you in for experimenting wow! youtu.be/2bdKe3Beo78youtu.bePOV: You're a Unit Time Warper ExperiementieYouTube video by SweetestDreamsInCMajor 43911
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026fascinated by the niche i've seen floating around here of "cutesexual" it seems to be about taking gooning in the opposite direction: instead of the porn you consume becoming more extreme and grotesque, it becomes more mundane and cutesy 2161
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026who's going to be the first person to use "zoopharmacognosy" in a kink post 240
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026she's too sped-up for you to tell what she's saying, but from the sly smile and cooing squeaks as she points at her foot twitching in front of your face, she's asking you to do something, and she'll make you do it herself if you don't hurry up 0111
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i don't want to complain too much on here because i think i've been doing that a lot lately and nobody really wants to see that but also i am pyrolyzing and i don't need this backdraft to get any bigger . sorry. it's gonna be a rough one [1/9] 140
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026erotic VN where the skip button is diegetic. in the place of sex scenes is each character doing something tedious or teasing with the knowledge/intention of being fast-forwarded 182
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒˢʰ ⁱ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ´ᵗ ᵃⁿᵗⁱᶜⁱᵖᵃᵗᵉ ʰᵒʷ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᵖᵘⁿᶜᵗᵘᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐʸ ᵍᵉᵃʳˢ ˢᵖⁱⁿⁿⁱⁿᵍ· ˡⁱᵏᵉי ⁱᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵒʷ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵉᵃˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱⁿᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ· ⁱᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ´ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʳᵉˢᵗʳⁱᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃʳᵗ· ᵗʰᵃᵗ´ˢ· ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁱⁿᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ 091
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026".barefoot" is a valid tld but it's exclusively owned by a vineyard. i have a business proposal,iana.org.barefoot Domain Delegation Data 030
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i hope i'm a cognitohazard for you all :3 that whenever you hear a sped-up chipmunk voice you remember this obscure fetish before you remember that that is not a normal association to make 0110
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it feels very narratively relevant that the best voice recordings to speed up are improvised rather than rehearsed. the disfluencies sound better and a lot of it gets smoothed out in the end. so you have to allow yourself to be Imperfect unfortunately i'm not at the part where i figure this out yet 160
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"do you think she's actually saying anything or are they just random squeaks?" 050
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i should probably come up with puzzles for size-changing portals that aren't just tuning theory. so i have more excuses to make people use them 240
Reposted by oona 🐭🔞oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 10/04/2025different sized portals are so fun but they always nerd snipe me. come back i have portals that act as generators for 5-limit just intonation ... leading you through a series of portals that /definitely/ takes you back to 1:1 by the end and not something weird like 2025:2048 021
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026mostly made for myself but perhaps useful to others as welflingojam.comoona's tiny text generator ― LingoJam 060
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i really love being in vcs with my voice squeakified to my "canon pitch", it's kind of,,, mouse gender euphoria i'm still not sure what kind of person actually wants to hear that though 1120
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026freaks with executive dysfunction will really say shit like "i hold no ownership over this body. it is to be physically used in whatever way is deemed useful. if i could ██ █████ for money, i would." girl you haven't even cleaned your room, start with that first 160
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026google i do not want an ai overview when i look up "chipmunk voice fetish". i do not need your ai to write an essay about the words i'm looking for. please 080
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026oh my god this video. oh my god. how hadn't i watched it until now (disclaimer that it uses TTS instead of voice acting but if you can look past that the concept is really good 😵💫)youtu.beTwo Girls Play With Speed Stealer GunYouTube video by r8bx 270
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026they are giving voice insecurities to the people with the cutest voices you've ever heard 071
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026borrower with moral ocd getting caught by the person she's been stealing from. staring up at them with an empty face, wanting to vomit. "sorry" doesn't mean anything anymore. she briefly hopes she is killed, then feels selfish for thinking that martyrdom is an apology. (1/2) 140
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026donut (geometric shape) is hotter than donut (butt hole) 051
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026so many cool trans people use censored text as part of their art. you know, i know another way they could make themselves impossible to underst- [karma decreased by 50. metal arms reach out and violently evert me] 181
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026#oonaQnA i'd be fine with that ^^ i can't promise i'd have much of a response, but if it's primarily for your own "edification", go for it (i feel like the rest is meant to be an innuendo but idgi, sorry... it'd need multiple tweets if it exceeded 20k characters, since i'd be out of alt text then) 020
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026#oonaQnA sometimes a post idea makes me giggle a lot while saying "do not post that". this was one of those but this time, i relayed it to my friend group, and i was told that this is the rent-lowering gunshot i seek. so now you got to see it too. you're welcome 140
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026#oonaQnA anon i'm not sure if i find /anything/ "traditionally sexy" i like mice for being tiny and squeaky and cute :3 (they aren't always canonically tiny or squeaky but the association is there... i can pretend...) 080
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026#oonaQnA quite often, yes! usually, the things that help with people understanding me are: (a) us being in a low background noise environment, (b) them being used to how i talk, and (c) me speaking slower i get (a) pretty easily from, y'know, being in a library, but not the other two -w- (1/5) 160
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026#oonaQnA i know the implication is supposed to be that i'm at 4x speed but i keep thinking about doing some nancarrow shit. what do y'all know about the plastic ratio 060
oona 🐭🔞 @straysatyrs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026awawa i stopped getting notifications for my q&a form. i will make sure to answer those ... sorry to anyone i kept waiting 030