Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 17hWell, I think that’s it for the “Intelligent Breakthrough & Silencing” feature on my new Apple watch. Last night, at midnight, after I was nearly asleep, my watch buzzed and dinged with a time sensitive alert: I had 5 minutes of screen time left on the New York Times today. 020
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 06/10/2026"When F.B.I. agents first searched his house, they said they found 303 gold bars. In court on Tuesday, prosecutors said that the correct number was 298 gold bars" Seems to me that FBI agents are going to be extra careful about counting gold bars. Hmmm..... www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/u...nytimes.comEx-C.I.A. Officer Who Stashed Gold Bars Admits to Far Larger $145 Million ScamA plea hearing revealed a far larger pattern of fraud against the government, while keeping some key secrets still hidden. 100
Reposted by Daniel Karpthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...music.youtube.comSongs In The Key Of Life - The EPEP • Stevie Wonder 542060657
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 09/09/2026Erin says there are “nib doctors” who repair bent nibs, but that it is expensive. But maybe cheaper than replacing the nib. 221
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 14/08/2026Noted without comment: I have received 16, and counting, emails today from Google AI Studio congratulating me that my spending limits on Gemini API (a product I have never used) have been raised to the next tier. 020
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 13/07/2026I just had that happen for me for Name of the Rose (less classic, but also perhaps more vulnerable to spoilage). 010
Reposted by Daniel KarpJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Not for long. Not for long. 321601179
Reposted by Daniel KarpBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/06/2026"The values described in Claude’s constitution sound very nice, but that hardly matters; it’s dishonest to suggest that Claude is capable of moral reasoning, because it’s not." -Ted Chiang, No, Artificial Intelligence Is Not Conscious www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...theatlantic.comNo, Artificial Intelligence Is Not ConsciousTaken to its logical conclusion, this line of thinking is absurd—and damning. 11407119
Reposted by Daniel KarpHolly 🇺🇸🦅 @msdesignerlady.bsky.social · 04/06/2026We cannot allow the Epstein files narrative to just fade away. This reading room is brilliant and what they have done here ensures that. #BelieveTheSurvivors 8444301774
Reposted by Daniel KarpRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Trump's ever-expanding list of taxpayer grifts: -$1.8B slush fund for political allies -$1B for ballroom "security" -$1B for Qatar jet refurbishments -$230M in DOJ "compensation" -$100M+ for golf outings When he says he "doesn't think about Americans' financial situation," I believe him. 14837931490
Reposted by Daniel KarpEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them 87175186743
Reposted by Daniel KarpJon Kuperman @jonkuperman.com · 08/04/2026I also cannot ship my work today because it’s too powerful to release publicly 626736
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 07/04/2026Note to Trump’s cabinet: if you wait until after the genocidal act of terrorism to invoke the 25th amendment, you’ve waited too long. 010
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 07/04/2026The president is clearly a terrorist now, and is turning us into a terrorist nation. Even if he doesn't follow through with his threats, the threats themselves more clearly terrorist acts than if he had placed bombs around a city and threatened to blow them up if we didn't give him what he demanded. 000
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 05/04/2026Talk about lowering expectations: I’m just hoping we get through the week without massive new war crimes. 010
Reposted by Daniel KarpAmabel Holland @amabel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026My love of history was not because of good teachers but in spite of bad ones. 🧵 One taught via call-&-response like he was giving mass. He called on me, "Who was Eugene V. Debs?" expecting recitation of the one sentence from the textbook about opposition to the gold standard (his only mention!). 1131
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 06/03/2026Cat experts: Cats don't want to eat or drink out of bowls that are too narrow, because it bothers their whiskers. My cat: 040
Reposted by Daniel KarpDavid Sirota @davidsirota.com · 04/03/2026Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions. What stage of the apocalypse is this? polymarket.com/event/nuclea... 701416519
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 04/03/2026I’d love a new edition of this with improved quality and art! 010
Reposted by Daniel KarpRoger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Hey everyone. Potentially the biggest story in the country, right here. substack.com/home/post/p-... 7149791977
Reposted by Daniel KarpNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Whether it's Donald Trump taking bribes from terror-sponsoring foreign governments, Donald Trump plotting to rig the 2026 election, or Donald Trump posting a video of the Obamas as apes, both parties must do better. 221171194
Reposted by Daniel KarpDaniel Karp @karptonite.com · 11/02/2025If dogs could talk, I bet they would say, “This Westminster dog show is a deplorable celebration of racism and eugenics.” 061
Reposted by Daniel KarpStonemaier Games @stonemaiergames.com · 29/01/2026"We see the tremendous weight of grief, anger, and fear that so many are carrying right now. No one should have to live with constant fear. Everyone deserves to feel safe, valued, and to be treated with dignity." Read more: stonemaiergames.com/we-stand-wit...stonemaiergames.comWe Stand with Our CommunityA few months ago, my coworker, Alex, moved from St. Louis to Minneapolis. This week I spent some time with him in person for the first time since the move, and we had a long chat about the horrifyi… 215130
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 25/01/2026Are we at “No one could have known this would happen” yet? I’m willing to pretend that is true in exchange for action on the part of those with the authority to change things. 001
Reposted by Daniel KarpAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2026“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945 126128984738
Reposted by Daniel Karpmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026he knows that we know he's lying. he's telling us we're all terrorists to him. he's telling us that to dissent is now a capital crime. he's telling us they'll shoot us, too, and they'll say we deserved it. 742948780
Reposted by Daniel KarpKevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/01/2026"There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the time comes." Ernest Hemingway It really sucks to be living at a time when this quote is relevant. 3597144
Reposted by Daniel Karpjae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 24/01/2026my gut tells me american politics are about to shift radically within the next few days, as this rubicon crossing event occurs with both sides heading toward snowstorm-induced isolation and online algorithms 613114558
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 24/01/2026Many incredibly awful things going on on the world. But also, blep. 010
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 18/01/2026How much of the dangerous and ridiculous situation regarding Greenland is driven by Trump’s misunderstanding of the Mercator projection? 120
Reposted by Daniel KarpMatthew M - BGG Community Manager @octavianbgg.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Goddammit 1282
Reposted by Daniel KarpKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president. 769351589262
Reposted by Daniel KarpMichael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war 199222234677
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 27/12/2025i’ve used em-dashes frequently in my writing for decades, so I find it irritating that they are now seen as a marker of AI generated text—I feel like my punctuation is being taken from me. I can only hope that ChatGPT keeps its grubby AI fingers off my semicolons. 010
Reposted by Daniel KarpJason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Restaurant advocates have warned that if every supplier insisted on being paid for ingredients, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry 03314
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 08/11/2025My wife Erin has COVID. Paxlovid helped, but she is now in a rebound. Yesterday she lost her sense of smell. It was like a switch: she went from smelling to zero smell, then, 15 minutes later, normal, then this morning, “flickering”, and now muted. Is this consistent with how others experience this? 000
Reposted by Daniel KarpMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25. 647249378241
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 20/09/2025Be kind. These are volunteer admins applying detailed guidelines, one of which is, “The title is whatever it says on the cover.” I looked at the cover, and it is ambiguous at best. Even if they correct it to what you prefer, anyone can submit a correction, and the next admin will look at the cover. 220
Reposted by Daniel KarpJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 16/09/2025This kind of libelous incitement is basically unremarkable now for Republican elected officials. Even msm press treats it as normal. 631289293
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 07/09/2025Look, I really like the song Golden, from K-Pop Demon Hunters. I like it a whole lot. I don't know that I needed to hear it three times in one short trip to H-Mart, out of the five songs they played; the other two were, of course, other songs from K-Pop Demon Hunters. 100
Reposted by Daniel KarpBassam Khawaja @khawaja.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Not clear what possible legal justification there is for the extrajudicial execution of alleged drug traffickers www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u... 24401105
Reposted by Daniel KarpSenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 28/08/2025Arresting firefighters putting their lives on the line to protect our communities doesn't make us safer. This evil stunt is putting families in harm's way just so Donald Trump can score a Fox News hit.seattletimes.comFederal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfireFederal agents showed up northeast of Lake Cushman to check identification of crew members fighting Washington's largest active wildfire. 45791275
Daniel Karp @karptonite.com · 28/08/2025This is not offering the sort of reassurance that I had hoped it would. That is a lot of term left. 000
Reposted by Daniel KarpNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Trump desperately wants reporters to stop talking about Epstein and instead pivot to things like Coke with real cane sugar. With that in mind, here is our Times taste test of Coke with real cane sugar. 1573978