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Cornelius Talmadge

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
i resent how every time i do an internet search for something now the browser takes a guess at explaining what i am searching for at me. i know what i am looking for actually, do not presume i need it explained, how insulting
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/09/2025
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/08/2025
There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.
DC Pierson
@DCpierson

I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of

Over a photo of a product called 

GOJI MACA SNAKAROONS


12:47 PM • Aug 18, 2018 • Twitter Web Client
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Politics aside, can we all agree these are the only acceptable jobs for an 81 year old: 1) operating a night-market food stall their son does not want to take over so it will die when they do 2) making the films of Martin Scorsese
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