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I didn't want to visit the US anyway

@karljohnsonuk.bsky.social
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like that Andy Burnham simply isn't engaging with the far right bollocks of Reform.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Waking up in the hope that there's blanket news coverage of a particular story. One day...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reform UK are more corrupt now than the Tories under Boris Johnson. Imagine what they would be like if they got anywhere near power.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Orange Spunk Gibbon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well played
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've written the draft of my first novel. It's 136,000 words. Apparently this is a bad thing for a first novel as publishers don't want to spend too much risking all that expensive paper.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Why? Is Lake Bellend already taken?
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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Petition: Set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform to review the electoral system I ask the Government to set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform, as advocated by the All Party Parliamentary Group for Fair Elections. Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform to review the electoral system
I ask the Government to set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform, as advocated by the All Party Parliamentary Group for Fair Elections. It should be an independent, time limited, expert led re...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Leveson II now. Expand it and get the press and media in order. @andyburnham.bsky.social #jasonarday
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'd like to congratulate @countbinface.bsky.social on his historic 27% of the vote in the Clacton by-election and for having the balls to go to the declaration despite the specific threat received by Essex police from the Kexxla Empire to subject him to 'The Probe'. #clacton #farage
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#TrumpSmellsOfAss
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As election rules on media coverage during by-elections state that candidates have to receive equal coverage, will we see Count Binface performatively laying a wreath in Bill Oddie's village?
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My picks for Burham's cabinet. Decent people who get angry about the right stuff: @chrisbryant1962.bsky.social @labourlewis.bsky.social @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social Angela Rayner Hilary Benn
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sat in the garden trying to enjoy the peace and cool. From the gibbonish screaming I assume there's been a goal. Calm down morons.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just imagine if Jeffrey Epstein was still alive. Ooh, the stories he could tell...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
'net zero' has been successfully blamed for the cost of living crisis in the same way that immigrants were successfully blamed for austerity, and by the same people...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Many years ago a college lecturer of mine said he de-orbited a Russian satellite by replying recorded signals at it. I know modern cryptography would prevent something that simple but maybe there's something else we could do...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"And Godzuki..."
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Godzooky Flying in Godzilla Power Hour
ALT: Godzooky Flying in Godzilla Power Hour
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know she's not dead yet unfortunately but I have a Liz Truss one. My wife was a teacher in her constituency and Truss visited the school and used her room for a local TV interview. My wife was on her knees clearing up papers after a lesson and Liz just stepped over them, glared and tutted...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Isn't this just like AI using AI generated content to train on? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... (Also, I couldn't really care less if I tried. I just don't understand why so many people love Strictly. And the name of the show is just stupid if you think about it)
bbc.co.uk
Love Island star Cach Mercer joins Strictly line-up
The Love Island winner also works as a model and DJ, and is an ambassador for a mental health charity.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ko-fi.com/home/coffees...
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Robert Jenrick just supported Count Binface on Ko-fi! ❤️
Ko-fi lets you support creators you love with tips, memberships and shop sales!
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
All the bullets had "Trump" written on them, apparently...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hope @countbinface.bsky.social is above taking a bung not to stand in Clacton. They're going to be getting some interesting offers from 'friendly' crypto binnionaires...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have a dream...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First Clacton and then the world... @countbinface.bsky.social #farage #clacton #votebinface
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Put the bins out and get the vote out to get the bin juice out and the bin face in! #clacton #farage #binface
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm looking forward to the #bbcqt debate between @countbinface.bsky.social and an empty chair...
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Dr Duncan Robertson @duncanrobertson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Doesn't say anything about wearing bins, DOES IT @countbinface.bsky.social www.parliament.uk/globalassets...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So, when @countbinface.bsky.social wins in Clacton will he/they/it sit in the House in full Binface regalia? I hope so.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If Facade does go it can only mean that he's done something illegal. Stepping down shouldn't stop him from being prosecuted for it...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So when Facade goes, Re-form will be a bunch of washed-up Tories. I'm sure the knuckle dragging flag shaggers they call voters won't hang around for long. That makes me hopeful.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why are there so many twats? They're in every layer of society.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...
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Raise the Colours Oxfordshire leader to stand trial over 'indecent child images'
A leading figure in the Oxfordshire's Raise the Colours movement is due to stand trial accused of making indecent child images.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Trump wants to be king just so he can legitimately have a Groom of the Stool. Just imagine if that was your job...
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Starmer was wrong about Britain being an island of strangers. We're an island of bellends.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Does anyone know what Burnham's stance on Gaza is? Another 'friend of Israel'?
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Whoever succeeds Starmer needs to get a grip on the chasm between what the public actually wants/needs and what the media and special interests say they need, and fast. If they don't, we'll end up with the same again until Farage is crowned by those very same interests and all hope will be gone.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Progressives in the UK need something more than "Rejoin the EU" to rally around. I've always been a huge advocate for getting our star back, and I'd be happy to adopt the Euro if necessary, but to bring the rest of the population along with us there has to be a home-grown ideology that builds trust.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Right have successfully normalised and weaponised being an arsehole
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It continually surprises me that Putin has got to this point in the war with Ukraine without dropping a nuke on Kyiv. He is mad and duluded enough. Trump won't retaliate. Europe would be upset.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sarah Pochin should have looked at the actual stats: Domestic abuse reports increase by 38% when England lose a major tournament match. Domestic abuse reports increase by 26% when England win or draw. So yeah, keep on winning boys. Shameful from her. Violence against women must stop now.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
National Rejoin March today. Tumbleweed on the BBC. Maybe they need to kick off like the racists do to get some publicity. #rejoin
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Waiting for Nigel Facade to call for rage.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Five injured in suspected anti-Muslim attacks after armed man roamed Edinburgh streets
Two people were injured close to a mosque and a man was later seen battering the door of a pizzeria as members of the public run away.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"That was a party election broadcast by Reform UK, sponsored by Andrew and Tristan Tate."
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bloody hell, there's a turn up for the books. I was absolutely sure he was going to go to the local comprehensive... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Prince George to attend Eton College from September
He will follow in the footsteps of his father, the Prince of Wales, who also attended the private school.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Surely Trump isn't going to claim a war that he started as one of the ones he's stopped? Why do I kid myself. Of course he will. He claimed he stopped wars that never existed and he had nothing to do with so why wouldn't he?
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Because he's a talentless, tasteless, oafish bore without a trace of intelligence, humour and decency?
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm an engineer and sucker for good design. Every time I'm at King's Cross station in London I take a picture of the roof of the booking hall.
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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wow, he turns into an Oompah Loomp when he's angry
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Jason Scott-Warren @jes1003.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Clean up the UK media cesspit -> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Ban foreign media ownership, enact a social media levy & new regulatory reform
Pass law to ban foreign & offshore ownership of UK media, enact a social-media levy to distribute media ownership across society & fund independent, local & cooperative-owned media. We believe democra...
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