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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I like that Andy Burnham simply isn't engaging with the far right bollocks of Reform.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It always amazes me that someone whose name means 'fart' in the UK would want to put it on anything.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Waking up in the hope that there's blanket news coverage of a particular story. One day...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Reform UK are more corrupt now than the Tories under Boris Johnson. Imagine what they would be like if they got anywhere near power.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Orange Spunk Gibbon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Well played

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I've written the draft of my first novel. It's 136,000 words. Apparently this is a bad thing for a first novel as publishers don't want to spend too much risking all that expensive paper.

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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Petition: Set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform to review the electoral system I ask the Government to set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform, as advocated by the All Party Parliamentary Group for Fair Elections. Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

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Petition: Set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform to review the electoral system

I ask the Government to set up a National Commission on Electoral Reform, as advocated by the All Party Parliamentary Group for Fair Elections. It should be an independent, time limited, expert led re...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'd like to congratulate @countbinface.bsky.social on his historic 27% of the vote in the Clacton by-election and for having the balls to go to the declaration despite the specific threat received by Essex police from the Kexxla Empire to subject him to 'The Probe'. #clacton #farage

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

He'd be a perfect pick for US ambassador. Less ridiculous than Count Nonceface was at least.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I used to live in Thetford and still live in East Anglia. It's an insular society that isn't exposed to much multiculturalism. Where it is (e.g. Cambridge) you get a much more tolerant and educated society.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

@marina-purkiss.bsky.social and @jemmaforte.bsky.social podcast @thetrawl.bsky.social is very much worth a listen whichever side of the Atlantic you're on. It has far more swearing and Cilla Black than any other political podcast.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

You could promise to refund stamp duty paid from the point you announce you are looking at it if it becomes policy.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Would we have the people who don't want to vote voting against the person who forced them to, as a protest?

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

As election rules on media coverage during by-elections state that candidates have to receive equal coverage, will we see Count Binface performatively laying a wreath in Bill Oddie's village?

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

By-election in Dubai incoming? A Dubai-election? I'll get my coat...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My picks for Burham's cabinet. Decent people who get angry about the right stuff: @chrisbryant1962.bsky.social @labourlewis.bsky.social @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social Angela Rayner Hilary Benn

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sat in the garden trying to enjoy the peace and cool. From the gibbonish screaming I assume there's been a goal. Calm down morons.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just imagine if Jeffrey Epstein was still alive. Ooh, the stories he could tell...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

To those of us looking in from the rest of the world, this is just stupid and weird. How have you managed to let your country be governed by corporations?

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

'net zero' has been successfully blamed for the cost of living crisis in the same way that immigrants were successfully blamed for austerity, and by the same people...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Many years ago a college lecturer of mine said he de-orbited a Russian satellite by replying recorded signals at it. I know modern cryptography would prevent something that simple but maybe there's something else we could do...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

That's because he's the most attacked MP in history...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I know she's not dead yet unfortunately but I have a Liz Truss one. My wife was a teacher in her constituency and Truss visited the school and used her room for a local TV interview. My wife was on her knees clearing up papers after a lesson and Liz just stepped over them, glared and tutted...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

No, I was definitely trying to pass this off as real.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Nah, it will all be Bernard Manning style mother in law jokes...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

He'd be a bloody damn sight better than Facade who'd just roll over and give the keys to the UK to his good mate Putin.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Isn't this just like AI using AI generated content to train on? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... (Also, I couldn't really care less if I tried. I just don't understand why so many people love Strictly. And the name of the show is just stupid if you think about it)

bbc.co.uk

Love Island star Cach Mercer joins Strictly line-up

The Love Island winner also works as a model and DJ, and is an ambassador for a mental health charity.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My wife is Swedish but I'm fully English. Jenprick can just fuck off.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Depending on the speed, which we should assume is high as it's been allowed to roll away unchecked for some distance, it would likely slide on its side at 90 degrees to the track and take out both the group and the single person.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The nuclear football they gave to Trump isn't connected to anything. As soon as he presses it they'll rush him off to the bunker and just leave him there.

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

All the bullets had "Trump" written on them, apparently...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I hope @countbinface.bsky.social is above taking a bung not to stand in Clacton. They're going to be getting some interesting offers from 'friendly' crypto binnionaires...

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I didn't want to visit the US anyway @karljohnsonuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

What is the point of having credentials if they're not going to ask questions?

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