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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 16h

Ohio State has an amazing 2 minute drive at the end of the half to score a TD. First drive after halftime, they trip on their dicks.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 16h

"Amy Acton cried during a COVID emergency meeting. Amy Acton...too emotional to lead the Ohio National Guard" FUCK OFF. God fucking forbid someone have a break down about a national pandemic that was killing thousands of people a day. Empathy is not a weakness you GOP ghouls. Fuck right off.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Bombshell" sure...There won't be any repercussions for him. Their never are. The country is broken and will never be fixed. That orange fucker has LITERALLY ruined democracy.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry, but the Columbus Blue Jackets are not a serious organization. Trading the teams top goal scorer for the past 3 seasons cause he doesn't want to resign there is yet another embarrassment and shows the mindset of the franchise. They don't want to win.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have some concerns about Ohio State's ability to tackle. They're usually much better than this.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jeremiah Smith is the best WR in OSU history and they've had the best WRs in college football history. #GoBucks

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Spurs have the best celebrity fans: Tom Holland, Adele, Brett Goldstein. Can they pool their money and buy the club?

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's annoying that excel does not think in library of congress call number forms and thinks ML100 comes before ML50. Get your MLLIS excel, you stupid computer program. Fuck

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If the CBJ trade Marchenko, I might give up on them. I'm so fucking tired of them getting rid of good (and my favorite) players.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Someone please talk me down from giving up on Spurs. I’ve been a fan of them since I got into football in 2003, but there’s no joy left in me watching them. I’m ready to give up. The pain isn’t worth it. What should I do?

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We kept Vinai and Lange and RDZ, I believe, is a fraud. We’re not a serious club and don’t want to be. Never shoulda fired Ange. Lewis family HAS to sell.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spurs are pain. Spurs are sadness.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m not a fan of Savio. He’s kinda a black hole

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Turned the game on as VdV was getting treatment. Villa scores a few minutes later. I’m clearly the problem

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Cursed. No other logical explanation

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ll say this until I die. I’ll say it in my death bed…never shoulda sacked Ange

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We should have been relegated. Why are not a premiere league club. We are shit. We’ll forever be shit. I fucking HATE this club.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

STOP TYING TO PLAY IT OUT OF THE BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Another missed goal. Their now a 100% chance Liverpool will score in 5-7 minutes

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There’s no longer any rational explanation as to why Spurs are the way they are

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Spurs are LITERALLY making my life worse. Why do I watch?

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If Ohio State losing helps Talarico win the Texas senate seat, so be it. O-H

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Of course the world is going to end in 10 years when I plan on retiring. God damnit

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The fact that I thought "fart goes the butt" was an actual lyric from a Luke Bryan song and not a joke says a lot about the quality of Luke Bryan's lyrics

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Spurs still no player who can has any long range shooting ability. It’s cross and after cross into the box and it’s not working

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I honestly don’t know what Spurs do well or their attacking style.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Happy 50th anniversary to The Muppet Show. Greatest piece of American TV of all time?

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So happy I missed the Spurs game. Very concerned about the club.

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Matt @mattyfrench.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

£400m spent. 5 goals conceded. 0 scored. Not the start to the season we wanted from Spurs. Frustratingly we've looked pretty comfortable for large parts of this game. But poor defensively, again. Kinsky needs to do better, and we sold Cuti for this? #COYS

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@drewmagary.bsky.social thanks for helping keep me distracted for all these years. I assume I’m the only person to make this joke too

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social thanks for everything you did on the distraction. Gonna miss my weekly Roth giggle

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I had to listen to Phil Collins this morning at the coffee shop. Days gonna be a bad one.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Dolly, Tim Curry, and now Peter Cullen. Fuckin hell man.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Defending set pieces need some work

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Well that was a hell of a goal Savio. Spurs have needed someone who can do that for a LONG time now.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Danso sacrificing the body for glory. Love it!

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iainham iainspur but spookier @iain.coys.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton. Others will talk about her cultural impact but I want to highlight her Imagination Library program. My kid (and thousands like them) received a book in the post every month from birth to age 5. Different languages, types of stories, and characters. For free.

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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, then spending £400m and finishing 17th again, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This team is so, so mentally fragile/weak. Nothing will ever change at this club until that changes. We had it with Ange. Lost it all with Frank. No idea if we can get it from RDZ, but based on Spurs as a club, I’m gonna say no.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I am so over Richy. He’s such trash

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I thought the new players were supposed to be able to play long and not this garbage short pass crap

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