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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡

@kappykidd.bsky.social
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D&D, #COYS, anti-trump, Clevelander, music librarian, #CBJ, #OhioState, dog dad. Currently living in a constant state of anxiety. I also paint D&D minis.

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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys freaked me the hell out
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And now Mickey VdV was injured? Supporting this club is just misery and are a social experiment in sadness
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you for your service
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohio State has an amazing 2 minute drive at the end of the half to score a TD. First drive after halftime, they trip on their dicks.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But can he play striker?
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Amy Acton cried during a COVID emergency meeting. Amy Acton...too emotional to lead the Ohio National Guard" FUCK OFF. God fucking forbid someone have a break down about a national pandemic that was killing thousands of people a day. Empathy is not a weakness you GOP ghouls. Fuck right off.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the most idiotic ad too. "Sherrod Brown forces children to have sex change operations". No. When in the HISTORY OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE has anyone been FORCED to have gender reaffirming surgery. Fucking idiots
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New bucket list thing: defector.com/the-wupperta...
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The Wuppertal Schwebebahn Is Real And It Is My Friend | Defector
WUPPERTAL, Germany — When my friend in Cologne asked me if I might want to take a day trip, thanks to Cologne’s proximity to various other notable cities (Dortmund, Düsseldorf, Bonn, among others), I ...
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is almost as ugly as their current form
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Bombshell" sure...There won't be any repercussions for him. Their never are. The country is broken and will never be fixed. That orange fucker has LITERALLY ruined democracy.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and nothing will happen. No one will care. It's like the world has just stopped working. Nothing matters anymore.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Add Marchenko to the list of good players that didn't want to stay in Columbus. NHL Siberia
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not if you work at a library. My mental well being decreases by at least 62% every I walk into this place
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NHL Siberia
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CBJ are always in a rebuild. They are NHL Siberia
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also they still have Ivan Provorov who is a POS
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and a whopping 2 playoff series wins in 25 years. But fans are just so happy to have a professional sports team in Columbus they just take slop. And, yes I am a Jackets fan, but JFC it's embarrassing.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's take a fun little trip down memory lane of all the talent that has left CBJ: Rick Nash William Karlsson Artemi Panarin Ryan Johansen Cam Atkinson Sergei Bobrovsky Oliver Bjorkstrand Seth Jones Yegor Chinakhov Pierre-Luc DuBois David Jiricek Kirill Marchenko
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry, but the Columbus Blue Jackets are not a serious organization. Trading the teams top goal scorer for the past 3 seasons cause he doesn't want to resign there is yet another embarrassment and shows the mindset of the franchise. They don't want to win.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have some concerns about Ohio State's ability to tackle. They're usually much better than this.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeremiah Smith is the best WR in OSU history and they've had the best WRs in college football history. #GoBucks
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spurs have the best celebrity fans: Tom Holland, Adele, Brett Goldstein. Can they pool their money and buy the club?
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Alec Baldwin: Put That Coffee Down - Glengarry Glen Ross
ALT: Alec Baldwin: Put That Coffee Down - Glengarry Glen Ross
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re not a serious organization. It’s so frustrating supporting a team that has no desire to win. (And yes I acknowledge the Gaudreau tragedy is still affecting the team)
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's annoying that excel does not think in library of congress call number forms and thinks ML100 comes before ML50. Get your MLLIS excel, you stupid computer program. Fuck
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the CBJ trade Marchenko, I might give up on them. I'm so fucking tired of them getting rid of good (and my favorite) players.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Best I can offer are bananas
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not a serious organization. And the fans still go to games despite them being dog shit.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What incentive does the board have to do any thing differently when the games are all sold out? Booing doesn’t work. The club is rotten to the core. Nothing will ever change until Enic and the Lewis family are gone.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As long as fans still go to games and the club makes money, they have no reason to change. That why getting relegated would have been a true eye opener. But it’s on fans to not go to games.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m in the states so I don’t even know if I can watch the women’s team
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone please talk me down from giving up on Spurs. I’ve been a fan of them since I got into football in 2003, but there’s no joy left in me watching them. I’m ready to give up. The pain isn’t worth it. What should I do?
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We kept Vinai and Lange and RDZ, I believe, is a fraud. We’re not a serious club and don’t want to be. Never shoulda fired Ange. Lewis family HAS to sell.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs are pain. Spurs are sadness.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not a fan of Savio. He’s kinda a black hole
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Must Be New Here Willie Wonka
ALT: Must Be New Here Willie Wonka
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Turned the game on as VdV was getting treatment. Villa scores a few minutes later. I’m clearly the problem
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cursed. No other logical explanation
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ll say this until I die. I’ll say it in my death bed…never shoulda sacked Ange
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate the club. I hate my 22 year old self for picking this club. I hate fucking everything right now
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We should have been relegated. Why are not a premiere league club. We are shit. We’ll forever be shit. I fucking HATE this club.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
STOP TYING TO PLAY IT OUT OF THE BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another missed goal. Their now a 100% chance Liverpool will score in 5-7 minutes
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There’s no longer any rational explanation as to why Spurs are the way they are
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spurs are LITERALLY making my life worse. Why do I watch?
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Follow a new team. The Clowns deserve no loyalty until both Haslam and Watson are in prison.
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Ohio State losing helps Talarico win the Texas senate seat, so be it. O-H
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Of course the world is going to end in 10 years when I plan on retiring. God damnit
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Andy Kaplan 🟣🟡 @kappykidd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Best training complex in England
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