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Kanped but spooky

@kanped.bsky.social
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Comedy fan, hobbyist musician, soulless IT drone.

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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It doesn't need to be a lot of effort
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just occurred to me that responding to "What do you want? A medal?" with "I want 2 medals" is pretty good.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have seen this show and it is excellent. You should see it too, person who opened the comments looking for something like this.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does his name derive from Sly or Slime?
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If anyone is here scoping out of you should see this show: yes. It has had a *huge* amount of effort and craft poured into it, both in production and thoughtfulness. Of course it's funny; there's also multiple great music videos, it has something to say and there's even a good magic trick in it
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I saw 31 shows in 4.5 days this year. If I could only tell people to see one show, it would be this one.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@nishkumar.bsky.social - Angry Humour from a Really Nice Guy Garlic blood Unfiltered mum White fault
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Simon Munnery Turrets syndrome Crucifixion dialogue Hacked crosses
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bedlam Late - Karate Man Davey Jones Haunted Cushion Hell Orgy
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@robbotron.bsky.social - The Dark Room Basque Adam Bread Toss Hello again
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@seanmorl.com - Backchannel Calpol elixir Back chat Crowd control
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@michaelspicer.bsky.social - Hope All's Well Unwanted cruises AI Grifters There's hope
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@alexanderybennett.bsky.social - All It Takes Blood clown Wears wig Maintains integrity
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@garethgwynn.bsky.social - Cyril Parochial yarns County Welshman City-Slicker ancestor
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Siblings and Family Friends Dream helmet Milking grandma Gesture Malala
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@mikedrucker.bsky.social - Shit Arcade Biblical fights Obscure knowledge Childhood disappointments
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Viggo Venn - Only One Audio described Ballroom dancing Love story
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@jeromaiadetto.bsky.social - Giuseppe’s Love Quest Loving Italian Hugs audience Eclipse difficulties
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@joznorris.bsky.social - You Wait, Time Passes Self imposed Tortured artist's Life's Work
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social - Guess Who Vegan rewards Pun finalé Vibe check
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@philelliscomedy.bsky.social - Bath Mat Male loneliness Functional decoration Sheep Dignitas
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seymour Mace - Gets Covered in Stickers Sticker jacket Bit roulette Mad tennis
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sophie Duker - Hot Beef Injection Men need man eating role models
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ray O'Leary - I can see O'Leary now the Ray has gone Heckling infant Royal Davey Englebert Marerial
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@elimatthewson.bsky.social - Blood Bender Discount psychology Exciting transit Happy ending
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@jackansett.bsky.social - Looks like a bit of me! Facebook trolling Stalking Sims My debut
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@herring1967.bsky.social, @markthomasinfo.bsky.social - RHLSTP Fringe history Kurdish activism Commie bastard
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Glenn Moore - WIP Barrel Barrel Midnight Density Waterboarded Toddler
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There's No Edit Button Sorry Jaz
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@joznorris.bsky.social - Jaz Norriss is Hugh Jackman is The Phantom of the Opera Berserk Showman Abducting Webber Mixed Metaphors
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@bjalborough.bsky.social - Absolute Monopoly Board game With cuckoldry Inappropriate childcare
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@jlukeroberts.bsky.social Mottos insufficient Life fleeting Death is
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Barritones ( @joznorris.bsky.social @jlukeroberts.bsky.social ) Glasses Impresarios Kleenex Ghosts Best Newcomer
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Paul Currie - REMOVE YOUR SKIN PLEASE "Chest Bump" "Slap Chest" They're different
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@robbotron.bsky.social - Excitable Boy! Hello again Nine eleven Suicidal microphone
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@eleanormorton.bsky.social - The Mermaid Salt Vinegar Sexy Fish Stitched monkey
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Josh Glanc - WIP/Something/Musical NASCAR musical Airborne disqualification Embarrassing mechanophilia
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't have the energy to write a limerick for every show this year but I still want to write something. So, I'm going to try to write 6 words, 3 pairs of 2, for each show. If I didn't love the show I would say nothing, they're all brilliant if I wrote anything. #EdFringe
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I decided to look up the capacity of the room and the AI overview assured me it has 'capacity for up to four people'. If one of those 4 is the performer, that's a devastating percentage loss to the folks at Walls
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Arguably, Quantum Leopard and Monkey Barrel have been doing exactly that. You don't need a TV channel to record and broadcast live comedy-I understand the reach is limited but TV is in decline anyway. Not living near clubs, those that do this are fantastic for me and I think deserve more recognition
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well, it's also for rockabilly musicians, and women.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
On the 9th at 23:55 in Monkey Barrel 4, tickets available now, you say?
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The bannister made me think this was a nursery from the perspective of the cot at first glance.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think there's a certain kind of beauty in Starfox. I was very much one of the point and click folk who hated early 3D generally, though (platformers particularly, still hate 3D jumping games). It was probably into the Silent Hill 2 era before I conceded it could look as good.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pfft. Yeah. "Pull yourself up by the bootstraps", "Firm Handshake", "Summon an Ancient Egg God", "Save for Retirement". They never tell you *how* to do these things.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
5. I can't climax to images of real humans anymore and if I need to assert there's a legitimate use for this technology to hide that fact. Maybe that falls under 'lonely', actually...
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
HE feels betrayed? Imagine all the people who read his manifesto! Eh? Satire...
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's the failure to imply exclusivity in that statement that troubles me.
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Have you ever fucked on cocaine, Rabbit"? asked Tigger, spreading his legs at a perfect 90 degree angle and launching himself into the ceiling. "It's nice"
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Kanped but spooky @kanped.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He's paid all that money to look like a police sketch artist was working off the description "a man"
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