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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
London divas come to my WIP show on Monday xoxo dice.fm/event/oed7xy...
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Eli Matthewson: Blood Bender (WIP) Tickets | £10 | 1 Jun @ The Bill Murray, London | DICE
I'm putting together a brand new hour and I would love to share it with you! See some electric new jokes in their first ever outing, and also bear witness to...
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“Yes queen of course I’m holding the phone normal”
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Damn, only 1kg left for clothes AND toiletries
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trying a Japanese toilet for the first time
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Slowly realising when Chris Luxon was harping on about New Zealand’s math standards being so low he was talking about his own finance minister
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How much tax do they pay in Oz? Population seems small but infrastructure seems incredible.
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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elimatthewson.bsky.social @elimatthewson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
They should do a vaccine for the woke mind virus I reckon that would put the hard-right in a real pickle
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