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@kaneminusbrain.bsky.social
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Andrew. 'Adult' from Glasgow. My banner kind of says all you need to know about my political and sporting leanings. Inane pish fuelled mainly by ADHD, Elvanse & sertraline but also the odd alcohol or seven. All views are my own. Seriously. He/him. 🇵🇸

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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 1h
Petition to call the first Artificially Intelligent male BDSM sex dolls 'Wank'Em Spank'Em Robots'...
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it just me or does a lot of the rhetoric coming out of the Etihad after being found guilty of cheating remind anyone of the rhetoric coming out of Ibrox after _they_ were found guilty of cheating? "Too big to fail", "won it on the pitch", "conspiracy against us"... We heard it all 14 years ago!
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mjstoakes.bsky.social @mjstoakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Coming out of hiding from posting any art to share I’ve been with my man @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social for five years today!!! ❤️
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"It's like you're always stuck in second gear..." Second gear? Bitch, please. At best I'm a clapped out old Austin Allegro with the gearbox rusting in place and perpetually stuck in neutral...
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Searched YT to see if there was a more reliable BBC stream while I'm out of the house, and was given this thumbnail recommendation when searching for "Scottish election". I believe the following clip sums it up nicely.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Thought of yourself as soon as that result came up. After all the close losses over the years I'd thought that Shetland would vote Lib Dem until the heat death of the universe, so mega historic stuff indeed!
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We used to be a proper country... What will us politics nerds do all night now?!?! (And don't say sleep - my circadian rhythm would tell you to do one)
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I also know the same joke has been made about furry conventions, but given the number of furs I've seen here my point still stands.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A wargaming convention and a horror convention on the same day at the SEC? Pretty sure someone could wipe out half Scotland's tech infrastructure on this very day if they so wished. (Please don't though - I'm at spooky mofo central with @mjstoakes.bsky.social...)
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Freaking @mjstoakes.bsky.social out by saying that a significant number of the crowd at Gorillaz tonight probably weren't even born when their first album came out. Come to think, there's probably plenty who weren't born when Demon Days came out four years after that!
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Just to clarify - even though these adorable big buggers are one of my favourite animals, and though I used to live in Moray (and work in Forres specifically) - this absolutely wasn't me. Goddamn do I want one though. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Capybaras 'stolen' from farm in Forres
The owners say they are in contact with the police about the
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Damn - didn't know it was ending! A cornerstone of tiny Andrew's Saturday morning viewing along with Gazzetta Football Italia... youtu.be/NDTszexdbGo
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A Final Farewell | Trans World Sport
YouTube video by Trans World Sport
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Brian Wilson as the interim makes me a little wary. An intelligent and well-connected guy that loves the club given he's written several official history books about us, but he's been a director since 2005 so around the board long enough to have potentially been infected by their fecklessness.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A nice early Christmas present to be sure. Hope we get someone competent in in the long term, but asking Celtic to do anything competent of late feels like asking a pig not to roll around in its own filth...
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Mhairi Black @mhairiblack.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I think that game just aged me about 20 years! Nonetheless, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Definitely not beating the 'flag shaggers' allegations with stories like this...
Screenshot of story from BBC news outlining Nottinghamshire County Council - a Reform-led council - spending £75000 on new flags.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The only reason we should be worried is if they're making their necks guillotine-proof...
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 10/09/2025
This writer must be having the most batshit day
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Hm. Seemed he reached the 'find out' stage of FAFO. Oh well. Thots and pears... (BTW, I'm not saying he F'd around regarding 2A rights. I'm saying he F'd around by openly being a right wing piece of shit and assuming no-one would take a shot at him for being a right wing piece of shit.)
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's a shame @mhairiblack.bsky.social is no longer in Westminster - it'd be as fun to have watched her scudding this New Labour parasite at the dispatch box as much as she did at the ballot box a decade ago... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I know we're a club born from charity, but that doesn't mean that every penny is a prisoner and needs to be hoarded for some philanthropic endeavour (not counting the ridiculous enormous bonuses paid to the useless likes of Lawwell and Nicholson, of course).
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
And I'm not just talking about the Biscuit Tin days of the Whites and Kellys. Even the pre-war execs were at it with screwing Jimmy McGrory after he refused a move to Arsenal, or selling Jimmy Delaney after reneging on a promise to give him a pay rise after the war.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Is there something in the water in the Parkhead board room that turns executives into blithering morons who need to pinch every single penny? We have a history of higher-ups who refuse to open the reserves to spend when we absolutely need to. What the hell are we playing at?!
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Almost like forcing people to grind themselves to exhaustion for every penny doesn't exactly make them feel romantic, want to fuck and create more little wage slaves to prop up this failing system. Little ones that are painfully expensive to keep at that... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Scotland's birth rate falls to lowest level since 1855
The number of babies born in Scotland fell to record low levels last year, with fertility rates also dropping.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Strangely they haven’t mentioned his ethnicity or immigration status. Ah yes, we only do that when we want to inspire a far right riot.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It was Konstantin Chernenko - Soviet leader immediately before Gorbachev - btw, and the music video was Two Tribes by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Chernenko only lasted a year, and his predecessor (Andropov) only lasted two. Almost like putting geriatrics in charge is a bad idea...
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Thought of the day: It's kind of wild to me that there was a leader of a world superpower whose entire cultural footprint is being depicted in a wrestling match in a music video.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Studied, signed and sent. Keep fighting the good fight, dear Foxbot! ✊
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Unit K-80, Machine Goddess of Praxis ΘΔ @endmylifedotexe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
HEY FELLOW #UK CITIZEN! Are you also furious about the #SupremeCourt decision on #TransRights for #Transgender people? #Trans liberation et al? Oh good, IT TOO! SO WHY NOT SEND THIS 2680 WORD LETTER TO YOUR #MP? !!!!!!!! What to change is in the comment below this one! 1drv.ms/w/c/d547de80...
A screenshot of an e-mail/letter written to oppose the UK Supreme Court Decision; Screenshot reads:

"Dear [MP’S NAME], 

 

This letter will be regarding FWS vs. The Scottish Ministers – link to judgement here: https://supremecourt.uk/uploads/uksc_2024_0042_judgment_aea6c48cee.pdf 

 

I’m sure by now you’ll have heard of the recent UK Supreme Court ruling with regards to the legal definition of a woman. Through the course of this, I would appreciate it if you could keep in mind the following analysis performed by Jess O’Thomson. They’re a wonderful writer and their article on the matter explains a lot of the issues that our community has been faced with and that the Supreme Court did not consider 

Here is the link to Jess’ work: https://www.wearequeeraf.com/uk-supreme-court-rules-that-trans-women-arent-women-under-the-equality-act-2010/ - “UK Supreme Court Rules That Trans Women Aren’t Women under the Equality Act 2010” 

The history of transgender people has always come into conflict with regressive ideologies and they are often among the first targets of it as a “symbol of degeneracy”. They are the acceptable target of hate – they are the social group most currently vulnerable to fascism – despite what For Women Scotland would have you believe.  

 

To quote from the draft of “On Defining Sex in Law” written for For Women Scotland by Micheal Foran; “Even Nazi Germany had a degree of tolerance for gender non-conformity.”1 – this is a gross lie and while it did not make it to the final draft of the letter it is both still hosted on the forwomen.scot website - and it speaks to the intent behind this group’s actions. This is not a campaign for truth or righteousness, this is a campaign of lies and hate. This is a campaign of misinformation perpetrated by those who would rather their son be a corpse than their daughter."
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Spending so much time up at the hospital lately (long story) has introduced me to - and given me a love of - the (UK version of) Jeopardy. Knew that the US one was good, but only from seeing clips. The young lad that's reigning champ is ridiculously good. Really wish I could apply to go on...
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Ah, fuck it. I finally caved...
Receipt for Baldur's Gate 3.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord

The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post.
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allie bug @vorpalteeth.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
being shy and neurodivergent means that i struggle with keeping up with friendships but please know i consider so many of you friends i’m just really freaking strange and a quiet observer
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Fuck them. My hatred for the DWP knows no bounds. Utterly infuriating shower of shite.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Manics tickets as a Xmas surprise. Now Pulp tickets for my birthday. Safe to say my wee sister is a real good 'un!
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We had the biggest team in Germany on the ropes for almost the entire game and concede a scrappy equaliser right at the death when extra time was within our grasp. You can't get a more Celtic way to go out of Europe than that. God that's a fucking heartbreaker...
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 12/02/2025
happy birthday gromit 🐾
Calendar on a wall with "Gromit's Birthday" handwritten on Wednesday, the 12th; other days  are marked with Xs.Gromit from Wallace and Gromit holding a pencil and looking at a calendar marked with X's. A fruit bowl and clock are visible in the background.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
And in case any of you Holier Than Thou types comes at me about me being a degenerate who wants to be/mate with an animal, newsflash: 1. Furries don't actually want to be/mate with animals, and; 2. I'm not actually a furry, so kiss my hairy fat pasty backside. #scotiacon
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You can 100% bet that those pearl-clutchers who are up in arms about actual adults (it's an 18+ event) in costume simply enjoying themselves wouldn't bother to put their hands in their pockets to make up any shortfall. #scotiacon
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I've said it before but I'll say it again - the Murdoch press are a cancer on society. Chasing a charity away from an event with ill-conceived, poorly researched and horrendously biased 'journalism' - costing them possibly thousands of pounds - is low, even for them. #scotiacon #Don'tBuyTheSun
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Merry 28-3mas to all those who celebrate! Still don't know which aged me more - that game or the final Seattle drive two years earlier (it almost felt identical to the Giants BS). #NewEnglandPatriots #GoPats #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLI
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'd never heard of AI generators being referred to as 'piracy engines' until this moment, and I don't think I'll ever hear a better description of them again.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Looks like it's giving big retro Sierra point-and-click adventure vibes, which intrigues me. Am I right with that assumption?
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Dr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Dealing with the DWP is enough to radicalise anyone frankly
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
God tier love song. 100% going on my funeral playlist when I go.
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Succeeding Despite Idiocy @kaneminusbrain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Okay, that is just adorable. I stan this loudly affectionate kitty.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
who’s everyone rooting for this weekend? i’m rooting for an asteroid to hit the stadium.
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