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KalTheKoala

@kalthekoala.bsky.social
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24 | Musician | Single | Black | Certified idiot on the internet! Telegram: KalTheKoala (COME SAY HI!)

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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favorite letter of the alphabet is negative zero.
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bro, I love oatmeal to death, but I've been thinking: What good is "oatmeal" if it ain't a complete meal? I have my oats, now WHERE ARE MY TWO SIDE DISHES??? I could have a chicken meal and get my Mac and Cheese and Green Beans no problem, but not with oatmeal! We need to talk, Quaker Oats...
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Man, sometimes I think about Harold's obsession with a purple crayon. Did his parents buy a bunch of Crayola boxes and only leave out purple ones? 🤔
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think Elmo should just grow up and go to college.
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CNN @cnn.com · 06/05/2026
Ted Turner, the billionaire media entrepreneur and philanthropist who launched the 24-hour cable TV news revolution when he founded CNN in 1980, has died. He was 87. cnn.it/4tWQsrr
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bro, I really do be thinking about why we cook bacon and bake cookies instead of bake bacon and cook cookies.
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Taste the rainbow" but two colors are missing. 👀
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Koalas. . . . That's it, that's the post. 😎
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
*Steals your French Fries and runs away.*
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Passin' it on! Be safe, y'all!
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hey, did you know? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That's it.
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Hypr the Cat (Question in pinned) soon ➡️ Furpoc @hyprthecat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Free art chance Rules are Post a SFW Ref, Like, Follow and Repost, New Followers are welcome Winner gets a free colored and shaded drawing w/ background Contest ends Friday September 12 at 3 PM EST
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
What's all this madness? 👀
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Chunky & Normal Kal take a selfie! CHUNKY KAL: @cheesyperks.bsky.social
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The sun must die.
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What a pretty view~
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
✨️ K A L ' S T R A V E L S ✨️
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Roses are green Violets are gray If you're reading this Then you are gay. Happy Valentine's Day! 🤪
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Who's the real Kal? And who's the fake? 👀 📸: Me OTHER KAL: @qcscjblsmcswr.bsky.social
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AlexTaco-Anton @alextaco.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
#Taidum #Meetup in #VRChat. It's winter, frozen lake, and almost the same as a year ago day. Thanks for: Creating the instance: @echogen.bsky.social @teamtaidum.com Creating the world: @foomaring.otter-space.com Photos for VR Chat meetup: 1drv.ms/a/c/7665f952...
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Arvo @arvothebluejay.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fluffy dogs
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Arvo @arvothebluejay.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Taidums
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Arvo @arvothebluejay.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The dog is not amused 📸 @kalthekoala.bsky.social
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
What's a Taidum's favorite breakfast? 👀
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 07/08/2024
Lots of people joining Bluesky again! Welcome! Whether you just joined, or you created an account decades ago and are gonna start posting now, here are some tips to enhance the experience. Share widely for all newcomers 🦋
Tips for moving from Xitter to Bluesky
Before you start following people, fill out your profile! Bio, PFP, banner, and post at least 5 to 10 things. Just reuse your top 10 banger tweets—recycling is encouraged! This way, when people see you followed them and they check your profile, they’ll know what you are about and might follow back.
Turn off NSFW filters in Moderation > Content Filtering 
Find your friends using a tool like skeet.labnotes.org  or Sky Follower Bridge. Not perfect, but they’ll find the majority of the people you were following.
Turn on “show posts from my feeds” in Settings > Home Feed Preferences. This will add random posts from them to your main feed, but tweaked to your liking, no ads and BS. I recommend the Catch Up feed (kinda like a “best of”).
Tweak Reply Filters to something that works for you, also at Settings > Home Feed Preferences. This shows replies from people you follow to anyone else on your main feed... (ALT text too long, continues in comments)
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
How To Become A Taidum in 3 Easy Steps STEP ONE: Bread. STEP TWO: Bread. STEP THREE: Bread. Congratulations! You're a bread simp! 😎
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #554,005!
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
I went to a fancy restaurant the other day and a waiter said, "I know just the dish for you", and handed me a whole plate of eucalyptus salad with croutons on it. I just wanted a burger. 😭
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
He's always watching. 👀
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Come experience nature with me!
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Was a fun time, can't wait to do this again soon!
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Hello friend, care to join me under the night sky tonight?
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
If you crash a car on purpose, is that considered an accident? 👀
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
Hope everyone got some really good gifts for Christmas!
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Anyone in contact with Setsuna, you might wanna leave his servers, his account got hacked and he ended up losing everything! A reminder to please don't click any suspicious links!
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Am the big 22! 😎😎😎
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
The model is DONE and look at what a good job @moopleaf.bsky.social did on it and @vintagecoyote.art did on the floral pattern
Kangy putting paws up and showing off the body shape and tailKangy putting paw up to face with a surprised expressionLift that kangy footer, look how the toes droop a bit. Also my poseable earsOkay but having a big pear kangaroo dumpy in vr is incredible
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I was today years old when I discovered koalas had four thumbs. 👀
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Koaloween is right around the corner . . . One of you should totally dress up as a koala while trick-or-treating. Just an idea. 😎
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Excuse me kind soul, but I want to take a moment of your time to talk about a new product I wanna bring to market! It's a new cleaning spray I call . . . EUCALYPTO! Works better than 409, cleans windows better than Windex, AND, it works great as fertilizer on your plants to keep the animals away! 😎
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
If you're reading this, I stole your internet, and you're never getting it back! 😎
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
BOO! Ha, you got scared! 😎
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I could be doing radio voiceover announcements with a voice this deep. 😎
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Bubbles 🫧 @patheticbubbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
If you're a furry comment here so I can follow you! If I follow you repost and stay cool 😎 hehe
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
This just in: Privacy doesn't exist in Atlanta!
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
*Koala noises.* . . . *Runs away.*
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
If you're reading this, you're secretly a koala. I don't make the rules.
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KalTheKoala @kalthekoala.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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