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KallmeSasha

@kallmesasha.bsky.social
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You can KallmeSasha, I run my mouth on the internet. Form an orderly queue. Live from inside your walls.

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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Taking your city dog to the country only to find out it's agoraphobic.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Boy Lunch.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now poor people can offload their parenting duties like rich people do.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shout out to the launch for Order of the Sinking Star! Love some brain breaking puzzles from Johnathan Blow!
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait till you try Melbourne Florida.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking at the way layoffs are handed out like candy makes me smug in the fact that I never pursued a career of any sort.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was really good! I am curious on the sequels and Xis career.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man is grossly unaware of how much of his Intel and drone pilots comes from the furry community.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1980 something. Totally flew under my radar till now.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Calling NYC the most liberal city is also just a bad take. There's a strong conservative base across the boroughs.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine going from The Last Black Man in San Francisco and within ten years you're starring in a Ben Shapiro film. The American dream is alive and well.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does having you for a dad also rip?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IF we could just convince all the GTA6 fans to play Stranger Than Heaven and the Yakuza series, we'd be a lot better off.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton were my parents announced actor Daniel Radcliffe
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think with what we're seeing in the new Lanterns show an overarching theme in Gunns DCU of human fear of aliens and potential for invasion, reflecting how that fear leads to radicalization and violence. Which I think is more interesting than the MCUs theme of....something?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nothing worse than getting an article rated by groundnews as reported 100% by left leaning publications.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There's a thesis paper waiting to be written on meta textual cultural analysis in fortnite
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The it's inevitable debate relys on the idea some people are irrecoverably selfish. And the people who make that argument while pushing for the bad things are just admitting to selfish intentions
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Did you get your wings?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No me thinking Gretta was a Thunberg.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone else feel like milk doesn't last as long as it used to?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am the most basic of straight cis white guys so I'd really love my doctors to stop asking me how I identify l.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm so fucking ready if a stranger asks me my political opinions. But if you ask me for my order I will cry.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey maybe they expected more job losses and were just surprised.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/08/2026
🌐 On World Wide Web Day, we’re celebrating the Wayback Machine’s milestone of archiving more than 1 trillion web pages, preserving decades of the web we’ve built. Explore decades of web history with the #WaybackMachine: web.archive.org #Wayback1T #WorldWideWebDay @mark.bsky.social
White square logo reading "INTERNET ARCHIVE" in black serif type above the Wayback Machine wordmark, with "WayBack" in red and "Machine" in black condensed lettering.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
US schools to install cool rifles that come out of the wall when theres an active shooter.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No one accounted for an army of teenagers willing to do it for free and worse.
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Luke Landherr (aka Dante Shepherd) @danteshepherd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My headcannon is a bazooka
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why is everyone in New York saying Nixon's Fine?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My favorite sub micro season.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stop letting officials dodge questions. Ask a yes or no question and say that the only acceptable response is yes or no and any attempt to qualify will be taken as a Yes.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As someone who doesn't engage with sports much at all hearing Americans talk about soccer as though it's uniquely boring is always funny to me.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You're telling me I lost a million dollars?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My god they send you shit like this? That's so fucked up of them lol.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The system will always protect itself above the citizenary.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think outside of the algorithm and YouTube judiciously thumbing scales you have a good brand/voice as an independent. You need to either dig into the video essay as an art to make each video more compelling or define a firm format for a show/running series. Whatever you think you could pull off.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
British PM resigns after awakening from years long hypnotic trance.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think This whole reflecting pool thing is one of those unforced errors I keep hearing about.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You know Musk had to stand in front of his mirror one night in the last week with a bit of ketamine on his lip having a furious exchange with his gollum persona about being a trillionaire.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm all for taking the piss out of politicians but I refuse to endorse bean slander. Leave the beans be!
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That's how you know you've made it.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Another victim of the woke mind virus. Let's update the score board folks
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Are we reposting our own posts now?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I swear audio mixing has gotten worse over the years!
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 03/06/2026
Today marks 20 YEARS since Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker was posted to @newgrounds.com.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@michaelburns.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DYsNiUg... Saw this and thought of you for multiple reasons.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Is there a substantive difference between snitching and ratting someone out?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
For some reason Trump's birthday is the only presidents birthday I know.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I really can't stand people giving presentations meant to persuade to a room full of people who already agree with them.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Do people not know what ellipsis are for?
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