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KallmeSasha

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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shout out to the launch for Order of the Sinking Star! Love some brain breaking puzzles from Johnathan Blow!
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking at the way layoffs are handed out like candy makes me smug in the fact that I never pursued a career of any sort.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine going from The Last Black Man in San Francisco and within ten years you're starring in a Ben Shapiro film. The American dream is alive and well.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IF we could just convince all the GTA6 fans to play Stranger Than Heaven and the Yakuza series, we'd be a lot better off.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton were my parents announced actor Daniel Radcliffe
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think with what we're seeing in the new Lanterns show an overarching theme in Gunns DCU of human fear of aliens and potential for invasion, reflecting how that fear leads to radicalization and violence. Which I think is more interesting than the MCUs theme of....something?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nothing worse than getting an article rated by groundnews as reported 100% by left leaning publications.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The it's inevitable debate relys on the idea some people are irrecoverably selfish. And the people who make that argument while pushing for the bad things are just admitting to selfish intentions
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone else feel like milk doesn't last as long as it used to?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am the most basic of straight cis white guys so I'd really love my doctors to stop asking me how I identify l.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm so fucking ready if a stranger asks me my political opinions. But if you ask me for my order I will cry.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/08/2026
🌐 On World Wide Web Day, we’re celebrating the Wayback Machine’s milestone of archiving more than 1 trillion web pages, preserving decades of the web we’ve built. Explore decades of web history with the #WaybackMachine: web.archive.org #Wayback1T #WorldWideWebDay @mark.bsky.social
White square logo reading "INTERNET ARCHIVE" in black serif type above the Wayback Machine wordmark, with "WayBack" in red and "Machine" in black condensed lettering.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
US schools to install cool rifles that come out of the wall when theres an active shooter.
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Luke Landherr (aka Dante Shepherd) @danteshepherd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My headcannon is a bazooka
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why is everyone in New York saying Nixon's Fine?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stop letting officials dodge questions. Ask a yes or no question and say that the only acceptable response is yes or no and any attempt to qualify will be taken as a Yes.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As someone who doesn't engage with sports much at all hearing Americans talk about soccer as though it's uniquely boring is always funny to me.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
British PM resigns after awakening from years long hypnotic trance.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think This whole reflecting pool thing is one of those unforced errors I keep hearing about.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You know Musk had to stand in front of his mirror one night in the last week with a bit of ketamine on his lip having a furious exchange with his gollum persona about being a trillionaire.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Another victim of the woke mind virus. Let's update the score board folks
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 03/06/2026
Today marks 20 YEARS since Animator vs. Animation by Alan Becker was posted to @newgrounds.com.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@michaelburns.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DYsNiUg... Saw this and thought of you for multiple reasons.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
For some reason Trump's birthday is the only presidents birthday I know.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I really can't stand people giving presentations meant to persuade to a room full of people who already agree with them.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I like to text people descriptions of emojis so they think their phone is fucking up.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What's the record for attempted assassinations on a nations leader? Asking for a friend
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Honestly my biggest gripe about The Boys finale is they were using 3 year old blueprints and passcodes to break into the White House, and that the oval office is apparently a 10 second sprint from the Kennedy sex tunnels but on further thought I guess that tracks...
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the challenge of art in the age of fascism is, to me, that escapism just feels like complicity. some people might disagree, but that's how i feel. on the other hand, it feels really important to provide some sort of new horizon or alternate vision of the future and not just comment on the present.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Which version of there, their, they're do you most often default to. I think mines they're.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If you ever need to communicate you're having a breakdown just start digging a hole. Eventually people will ask what you're doing.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Do you think the horses know when they do good at the Kentucky Derby?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
But how was the Mentalist?
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Government researchers report having their lunch trays smacked out of their hands by Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Chuck Schumer is reportedly waiting in his office for Hakeem Jefferies to tell him congratulations for the win in Virginia.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Fascism/authoritarianism is in fact a snake eating it's own tail.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers theonion.com/nasas-artemis-ii-missi…
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Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Bullseye having a happy morning time ritual before doing a bunch of murder is why I don't understand people who hate on Daredevil.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pour one out for the independent smut and porn makers. Computers are coming for their jobs.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think we're officially getting the mind control version of AI instead of the Terminator murder AI.
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 07/04/2026
Ok, now do the bass clef.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm always happy when someone finds success. But there is a level you reach and it's honestly not that high where if I hear you complain about how hard it is I roll my eyes.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Maybe our allies are under no obligation to assist us during this alcoholic rage fueled coke binge of foreign policy.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The masculine urge to go cow tipping while discussing ethics with the boys
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I love when a text book is sassy.
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🦇Sorawolfkiba🎃👑 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Happy 24th Anniversary to Kingdom Hearts!! 💛🗝
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
President promises no boots on the ground in Iran while introducing new standard issue hoverboards.
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Love to think about the DHS PR time just face palming over and over
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Going live here at 5pm est for the pilot of Brooklyn Colleges live music production High Note! youtube.com/@highnotebro...
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High Note
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KallmeSasha @kallmesasha.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Asking for a friend but like. What is supposed to happen should the Democrats take the house and Senate. Assuming that part goes well what exactly is next besides articles of impeachment.
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