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@kalibration.website
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I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤🐇 and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖🐩 Soundtrack musician 🎮🎶

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kali @kalibration.website · 03/10/2026
You can use [Empathy] (Formidable 13) to peer into his eyes and realize the depths of his longing, being separated from his family for so long. Doing so is worth 5 XP.
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kali @kalibration.website · 02/10/2026
Come get stuck in my map
Screenshot from the Quake mapping discord of someone politely pointing out "softlock in @kali map" [a screenshot of ranger stuck behind a box] "you can't get out of these spots" [screenshot with two softlock spots circled in red] "and stay there forever" to which I could only reply "yuuup"
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kali @kalibration.website · 02/10/2026
day 46
ahem, yes. i broke something
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kali @kalibration.website · 02/10/2026
fridgle day 47 (retroactive)

you shot the earth
acquired money, champagne
doomed it.

look surprised,
blame us.
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kali @kalibration.website · 01/10/2026
Base game VHOLUME was quite good.
Two Steam screenshots: one of the simultaneous "gold/silver/bronze time on every main level" achievement pop, and one showing "Unlock/finish every B-side level".
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kali @kalibration.website · 29/09/2026
Painted another, cooler guy
A portrait of a guy with orange-tipped locs looking into the camera dispassionately
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kali @kalibration.website · 29/09/2026
I've had this character in mind for an RPG I really want to make for a while now, but I couldn't figure out his hairstyle, and for some reason this fucking video is what made it all click. I was just like oh dude. That's him.
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kali @kalibration.website · 28/09/2026
Painted a guy
Painting of a guy
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/09/2026
You thought I was joking
Imitation crab sandwich with mayo, smoked gouda, dijon mustard, sriracha, spring mix salad, crispy fried onions, and some other stuff I can't remember man it's a sandwich
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kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026
My bad sorry
Crawl screenshot where I turn a corner and encounter a bunch of pissed off yaks.
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kali @kalibration.website · 26/09/2026
fridgle day 42

ow
it is biting my face
go away
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kali @kalibration.website · 24/09/2026
fridgle day 40:
quick thought: i object to moustaches.
you party kids owe us surrender.

huh
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
My9games.net games that like did something to my life or whatever idk feels kinda generic.
covers for:

Psychonauts
Dark Souls 1
Noita
7 Billion Humans
Sekiro
Outer Wilds
Um Jammer Lammy
Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst
Mother 3
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
Had to renew my website and wow! Domain campers should be skinned alive
An offer to buy kalibration.com for the reasonable price of 6,500 dollars!
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kali @kalibration.website · 22/09/2026
fridgle day 39

assassination island saved boston.
the dump was calling (laughs)
rip me out-
and show a death drive, boy.

hey

am i making sense?
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kali @kalibration.website · 19/09/2026
a practiced sense, determination
to worry - well, change.

therapist was also ninja
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kali @kalibration.website · 19/09/2026
exercise fashion attacks you
me - no.
dear dad is actually lunch bag.
so i have to explain
cherry fairy world made sense.

shooting innocent messenger could provide presents
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kali @kalibration.website · 18/09/2026
fridgle day 32

dog appears
changes

okay
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kali @kalibration.website · 18/09/2026
Yeah sure
fridgle day 34:
i only press weasel vision anymore.
you nervously call water black.
something, somehow is seen.
mommy stripped

- KALi - sep 17, 2026
[share] [history]
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kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026
Rayman saying something incomprehensible with a second and vaguely menacing Rayman behind him in attack position.
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kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026
Rayman 2 screenshot

This is not Rayman

rayman just kinda standing there

cutscene subtitle at the bottom:
NOT DADDY GLOBOX?
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kali @kalibration.website · 15/09/2026
It's crazy how the average "content warning" on any given YouTube video is just this
resident evil screenshot This game contains scenes
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kali @kalibration.website · 14/09/2026
I told my operating system "it sounds like you're just feeding new instances of backgrounddownload.exe to simplewall" then his onedrive started crying
Firewall screenshot showing that I have blocked "backgrounddownload.exe" 39 times, and that's just what fit in the screenshot
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kali @kalibration.website · 14/09/2026
Graal's First Wedding ChapelEnter to the left for a peaceful, scenic wedding. Enter to the right to get devorced, orhave yourself an evil wedding!
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kali @kalibration.website · 14/09/2026
Rolling Dough
Rolling dough
Rolled dough

When you get inside of the bakery you will want to find an open table and place down your wheat, to do this simply touch the top of the table. After the wheat has been placed, grab a Roller Roller from nearby, and then roll your dough into an unbaked bread by pressing D rapidly. Be careful not to let your dough sit without being rolled as it may become unowned and other players will then be able to take it.

After your dough reaches 100% it will turn into an unbaked bread, you should then grab a Bread Stack Bread Stack from nearby, and pick up the unbaked bread by pressing D.


Baking Bread
Baking bread
Baked bread

Carrying your unbaked bread, bring it to one of the ovens and place it down on an empty slot by pressing D, then wait patiently while your bread cooks.

When the bread turns brown, it has finished cooking. Quickly grab the bread again by pressing D with the breadstack under the bread. Then bring the bread to Barkai to sell it for 1g.


Burnt bread

If you fail to take your cooked bread in time, it will end up burning, turning into a waste of time and dough.
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kali @kalibration.website · 14/09/2026
Me. at The Joint.
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kali @kalibration.website · 10/09/2026
I wanted to just chip away at it for a couple hours but I ended up staying up all night working on my Quake Rooftop Jam entry.
A helipad and a water tower upon a city roofA rooftop bar flanked by a bunch of angry robos
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kali @kalibration.website · 09/09/2026
No really man go ahead. It's for you
Me holding up a plate with a roghani naan covered in lentil stew, crema oaxaquena, scallions and sriracha to my boy Leorio
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kali @kalibration.website · 09/09/2026
Oh for fucks sake yeah whatever don't animate the webp it's not a gif why would it be animated thank you discord for the fucking webp I looove webp's and if I didn't like them it would just be my own fault for being stupid not any kind of issue with the format or its adoption
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kali @kalibration.website · 09/09/2026
She sent me this one day and I was like "Holy shit. What the fuck is that" and she was like "I don't know but it's awesome" and I thought that would be the end of it until I randomly stumbled on a video from a kinkajou sanctuary on Instagram and was like DUDE!!! THAT'S THE CREACHER!!!
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kali @kalibration.website · 09/09/2026
Disco Elysium "GOD, PLEASE..." fanart.
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kali @kalibration.website · 07/09/2026
I've held onto this for more than half my life now, through 9 moves. And I still never got a properly sized frame for it
The big Psychonauts print with every character on it.
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kali @kalibration.website · 07/09/2026
It's starting to come together
Quake map of a modern cityscape where you're on the rooftop
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kali @kalibration.website · 06/09/2026
@mvch2011
7 years ago (edited)
This music has no copyright.

@cameronknapp7315
6 years ago
Dude, calm down. So you got copyright ©. That’s nothing to scream 😱 over, right?

@mvch2011
7 years ago (edited)
I got copyrighted, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
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kali @kalibration.website · 06/09/2026
@captain_abefox
7 years ago
I love felix the cat he so adorable character ❤🐱

@davidlevy5274
3 years ago
Disney. Movie. 🎉
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kali @kalibration.website · 02/09/2026
A street pole with, among other things, a sticker for "YUNG IBS" on it.
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kali @kalibration.website · 01/09/2026
Finally starting my Quake Rooftop Jam map and I have already gotten distracted putting way too much thought into arbitrary details 😈
Trenchbroom screenshot of a high-rise rooftop that is mostly empty besides the door to the stairwell and a weird sprawling HVAC-duct-type-thing
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kali @kalibration.website · 31/08/2026
Two sticker slaps, one of Cait Sith with two moogles and another that says "PRO SHiTTERS BE WRiTiNG iNCENSE FiCS" are on a stone slab bench, beside a discarded hot dog box with just the sport peppers, and a dropped pack of Bob Marley branded rolling papers. And they were like a full-ass pack too. But it had just rained. I would have taken them if they weren't sopping wet and ruined. I'm not above that
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kali @kalibration.website · 30/08/2026
Tom Goes to the Mayor screenshot showing bald Tom and his family, Joy, Brandon, Brindon, and Brendon.
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kali @kalibration.website · 29/08/2026
Graffiti on an underpass strut that says: ☮️ PeiceGraffiti on an underpass strut of: a strange chicken thing.
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kali @kalibration.website · 28/08/2026
Quest description: A wife is depressed.

Quest specifications:
   Client: Gizel's wife
   Quest: I want my husband to stop wasting money. He buys too many weapons.
   Reward: 300 Meseta
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kali @kalibration.website · 28/08/2026
PSO:BB screenshot of my big-ass wide-ass broad-ass RAcast Kali
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/08/2026
I saw people doing 3x3 grids of their favorite movies and I don't know what site you guys were doing that on but here's a random Topsters of mine like a week later because I want to feel included
Topsters of 9 movies
Snatch
Shin Godzilla
Stalker
City of God
Why Don't You Play in Hell?
The Master and Margarita
Lupin the Third: Tokyo Crisis
Down and Dirty Duck
Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway's Flash
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kali @kalibration.website · 27/08/2026
Slop bucket for MEEEEEE... and my PARTNER??? 🥹 (romantic music swell)
Cheesed taters tots.
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kali @kalibration.website · 25/08/2026
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kali @kalibration.website · 23/08/2026
Taco night with the boys
Gon and Killua with chorizo tacos that got jalapeno Chihuahua cheese and crema oaxaqueña and green onions and my own home grown pickled Shishito peppers
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kali @kalibration.website · 19/08/2026
Do you guys think my hampter is going to make it
My hampter.
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kali @kalibration.website · 19/08/2026
Can one or multiple of you guys give me 350 dollars
StockX screenshot of "Nike SB Dunk Low: The Powerpuff Girls Blossom" in size US Men's 11, for 350 fucking dollars 🫩
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kali @kalibration.website · 13/08/2026
Mega64 screenshot discussing "Big Boobs, Cleavage in Banjo Kazooie" in a mature and rational fashion.
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kali @kalibration.website · 13/08/2026
I'm the first one I've seen who got blue... Meaning all you other bitches are fake, I suppose!!!
Undertale.jadenthejaded.uk personality quiz that says I got blue.
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