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kalek

@kalek.online
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vegan, self-taught programmer, recreational language learner, DDR/ITG player. i am radically anti-violence and pro-compassion.

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kalek @kalek.online · 13/01/2026
the micro$oft of yesterday becomes the microslop of today
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kalek @kalek.online · 07/01/2026
the most ohio thing about legal weed in ohio is that there are drive-thru dispensaries
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kalek @kalek.online · 02/11/2025
i am rapidly becoming linux-pilled
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kalek @kalek.online · 03/08/2025
this is mame!
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Happy beans day to those who celebrate
Bill Fosters Facebook post to Bush’s Beans on July 23 saying he’s thinking about thos beans
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kalek @kalek.online · 28/06/2025
I have updated the SMX-SDK-enabled ITGmania build to ITGmania 1.1.0. If you are using a SMX pad on Windows, you may find responsiveness slightly improved with this build compared to vanilla ITGmania. (If you are not such a user, this build is not necessary for you.) www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/l8ney...
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kalek @kalek.online · 09/05/2025
starting to break through on 13s
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kalek @kalek.online · 06/05/2025
does anyone else have a cd that you’ve left in your car for like 5+ years, that you forget about for months but occasionally you remember and it hits really well? for me, it’s Hardcore Heaven vol. 3 CD1
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kalek @kalek.online · 30/04/2025
i wonder how many pounds of potatoes i’ve eaten in my life
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kalek @kalek.online · 09/04/2025
this is where to download for now: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/l8ney...
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kalek @kalek.online · 08/04/2025
i made a driver for ITGMania on Windows that talks to SMX pads in a much more efficient way. hmu if you wanna try; i am happy to send.
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kalek @kalek.online · 08/04/2025
you ever just spend a weekend staring at stepmania input code 👀
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kalek @kalek.online · 18/02/2025
using groupon to get a discount on a medical marijuana card appointment so i can buy discounted legal weed
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kalek @kalek.online · 02/01/2025
been vaguely considering streaming itg. it’s a bit out of my comfort zone but might be fun? i like my alone time playing too though
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kalek @kalek.online · 02/01/2025
some scores from the past week or so. trying to get used to playing 12s and 13s. really happy with progress but planning to get a lot better too :)
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kalek @kalek.online · 30/12/2024
love how all the asian languages just give you the bathroom code but the english tells you to ask staff for it
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kalek @kalek.online · 18/12/2024
i got a pad and have begun playing ITG (and fine tuning the pad) very on the regular. these feel really good! i’m feeling increasingly back in shape and the pad is approaching perfect now. tbh i’m not sure if i’ve ever tristared a 12?
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kalek @kalek.online · 13/12/2024
the m-flo album “KYO” is fucking incredible
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kalek @kalek.online · 10/12/2024
day 38 of pad ownership today i cleared a 7 min itg stamina 12 and thought “that wasn’t so bad”
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rogerclark @rogerclark.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Spotify maximalist genre names are yet another mainstream adaptation of a cultural innovation originating from Konami in the late 1990s
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kalek @kalek.online · 25/11/2024
i don’t think i ever expected to use groovestats again but here we are
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kalek @kalek.online · 20/11/2024
happy holidays from my smx pad + mame extreme setup
picture of a AAA score on 20, November on DDR Extreme
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kalek @kalek.online · 09/11/2024
i uninstalled twitter before it was cool
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kalek @kalek.online · 28/10/2024
in japanese, DDR cabs are - 旧筐体 (old cab) - 赤筐体 (red cab) - X筐体 (X cab) - 白筐体 (white cab) - 金筐体 (gold cab) in english it seems like it’s - black cab (old) - red cab - black cab (X JP) - white cab - gold cab is it worth trying to disambiguate black cabs? i know we have more cab types here too
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kalek @kalek.online · 28/10/2024
lately i’ve been enlisting chatgpt to help me select weed strains
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kalek @kalek.online · 20/07/2024
i just realized it’s “crowdstrike”, not “cloudstrike” lmfao
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kalek @kalek.online · 19/07/2024
you know what doesn’t use cloudstrike? bitcoin
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kalek @kalek.online · 18/07/2024
everyone talks about how シ/ツ and ソ/ン are confusing, but no one talks about the lowercase l and uppercase I confusion when they’re actually indistinguishable
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kalek @kalek.online · 15/07/2024
hate when the morning caffeine shit interrupts the morning caffeine fueled anki review
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kalek @kalek.online · 11/07/2024
i’ve seen the inside of german grocery stores on youtube probably more than any other country
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kalek @kalek.online · 04/07/2024
as a weed user, the word “vape” refers to too many things there’s the nicotine vape there’s the thc vape cartridge filled with concentrate that gets stuck and there’s the dry herb vape that actually takes weed flower i tend to mean the last when i say vape, and people tend to think the first
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kalek @kalek.online · 03/07/2024
been learning german the past couple months and dabbled with dutch some too recently they both have vowels much closer to english, and after my entire life of studying languages with only 5 vowels this is hard af literally have to learn when to pronounce vs let be neutral
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kalek @kalek.online · 02/07/2024
looking at dispensary strain menus in ohio in prep for recreational sales starting up here and the selection seems considerably different than CA? but i also haven’t looked at a CA menu in earnest since like 2019 so maybe what’s popular changed too.
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kalek @kalek.online · 29/06/2024
epic handshake meme
left side “deep south”
right side “japan”
hands come together “macdonalds”
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kalek @kalek.online · 29/06/2024
munchies game changer: frozen gyoza in the air fryer
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kalek @kalek.online · 21/06/2024
to be empathetic is to empathize with everyone, including humans you vehemently disagree with and animals who cannot speak for themselves there’s a lot to be learned when you approach others in good faith with the understanding that their emotions are just as valid as yours
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kalek @kalek.online · 19/06/2024
i miss bay area burrito culture
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 12/06/2024
Leslie is walking down the street on a bright, sunshiny day.

LESLIE: Wow, I am in such a great mood today.

She pulls her phone up to her face.

LESLIE: A little bit of scrolling will help rein that sensation in...
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kalek @kalek.online · 08/06/2024
y’all ever think about how the DDR interface says “x1”, “x1.5”, etc., but we as a community collectively decided to say “1x”, 1.5x”, etc.? why does *literally everyone* say it differently than the game presents it? i bet there’s something to learn here about group dynamics and peer pressure.
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kalek @kalek.online · 08/06/2024
lately i’m coming to realize there’s a very specific genre of youtube of “bald 40s vegan hipster who cooks with/makes fake meats and cheeses” well i know of two of these guys anyway
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kalek @kalek.online · 06/06/2024
the move from twitter dot com to x dot com caused my twitter screen time limit to become disabled on my phone. i’ve been looking at twitter a little more since and the website just like…..doesn’t work seemingly half the time i try great job
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kalek @kalek.online · 05/06/2024
occasionally in evenings after emdr therapy, i order a dozen olive garden breadsticks and nothing else for curbside pickup as late as i reasonably can
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kalek @kalek.online · 03/06/2024
listening to so much Dirty Loops lately youtube started recommending me content for bassists
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kalek @kalek.online · 01/06/2024
so extremely this. maybe even ideally one that isn’t western european but any is better than none.
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kalek @kalek.online · 01/06/2024
i think the time has finally come to obtain a fire pit
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kalek @kalek.online · 29/05/2024
my hippie level went up bc i recently started filtering the fluoride out of my water and also just bought fluoride free toothpaste for the first time lol
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kalek @kalek.online · 27/05/2024
somehow i missed that Dirty Loops released a new song the other month until today, and it’s totally nuts in the best way youtu.be/MfHM82gzv7k
youtu.be
Dirty Loops - Run Away
WE ARE ON TOUR!!! Find dates and tickets at:https://www.bandsintown.com/a/1445235-dirty-loops?fbclid=PAAabrrndf1KLF50UfZUg-o9N9GUWBNvW28g1zcO-URdt5gmXeTaMixi...
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kalek @kalek.online · 24/05/2024
at a point in my veganism where i can confidently tell on sight / on first sip if a restaurant used the dairy product instead of the non-dairy product. sucks a lot of ass when you order delivery food to find it wrong in this way. which just happened to me.
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kalek @kalek.online · 24/05/2024
i’m like irrationally angry that paper mario the thousand year door remake is 30fps on switch when it was 60fps on gc
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kalek @kalek.online · 20/05/2024
i have social anxiety about pressing the “Follow” button on twitch in particular bc it is feasible my name will show up on screen and the streamer will acknowledge me
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