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Three blobs in a trenchcoat

@kaitou.org
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Hack webcomic blob and degenerate wordsmith. If I can make a comic, so can you. www.kaitou.org/comic

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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 3h
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 14h
Suggestion: since Bluesky now adds the 1/count on the end of a threaded post, maybe one only needs to repost the first part and let the reader expand that and read the tread in the normal way rather than reverse order. Helps unclog other's timelines if they aren't interested in that thread.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 29/09/2026
Apparently, "getting answers" wasn't in Schmitt's job description.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 22/09/2026
This, coming from another "SI" (in this case, "SI" means "Subpar Intelligence" where "Subpar" is doing some extremely heavy lifting).
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 14/09/2026
It's allergy time, again, and my sinuses are playing Mucus the Gathering.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 30/08/2026
@jammyness.bsky.social (just in case you missed this)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 28/08/2026
From last night's partial lunar eclipse. First is 3 minutes after full and the second is 10 minutes after. #lunareclipse
Shot of moon 3 minutes after maximum of partial eclipse. Bright white in upper portion.Shot of moon 10 minutes after maximum of partial eclipse. Bright white in upper portion.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 28/08/2026
From 40 minutes ago. #lunareclipse
Partial lunar eclipse - 0248 UTC.
Bottom left is about 25% dark.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 25/08/2026
Instead of naming a lake after our country, I think we should name a small body of water after him: Ditch Trump.
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404 Media @404media.co · 12/08/2026
Here's how to opt out of Twitch's new generative AI training setting.
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Twitch is Mining Peoples' Streams to Train Amazon's AI
Here's how to opt out of Twitch's new generative AI training setting.
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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · 05/08/2026
Authenticity Problem Bonus timelapse: www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFanta... #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
Panel 1. The gothic sorceress, Cepper, finishes a painting in front of her easel, palette in hand. She looks happy. Nearby, on a pedestal, her Avian Intelligence (AI) Cyber Parrot watches her.  
> AI Parrot: "Shall I assist with finishing that piece?"  
> Cepper: "Absolutely not! I love the process, and my art will stay **handmade**."Panel 2. later at the exhibition, Cepper stands beside her painting, shock written across her face. In the foreground, silhouettes of anthropomorphic creatures and humans reacting to her work.  
> Narrator: "Later, at the exhibition."  
> Audience: "Did you purposely make it look like Avian Intelligence created it?"  
> Audience: "It totally looks AI-generated!"Panel 3. Cepper facepalms as she overhears the audience attempting to justify their observations.  
> Audience: "Yeah...the yellow tint is a dead giveaway."  
> Audience: "...and this style, I mean, common!"  
> Audience (smaller): "And the fingers!"  Panel 4. Later, in dim lighting, Cepper sits cross-legged on the floor after the exhibition. The crowd disperses in the background. She stares vacantly, chin resting on her fist, processing what just happened. Beside her, the AI Parrot look at her art.  
> Parrot: "Did I ever tell you how much I learned my skills from your art?"  
> Parrot: "The hundreds I made a minute ago are really in the same vein."  
> Parrot (in small): "Love your yellows!"  
> Cepper: "Shut up."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 14/07/2026
I love playing bridge against Democrats; regardless of what they have in their hand, they always want to play in No Trump. s;ns
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham's death: not the one we expected; not the one we really wanted.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Editorial cartoon: Monty Python is the best.
cartoon: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Bring out your dead sketch but the corpse to be is Mitch McConnell
"'ere! He says he's not dead!"
"Yes, he is."
Mitch: "I think I'll go for a walk."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 05/07/2026
Sending the Air Quality Index (AQI) up to at least 190 (Unhealthy) in areas. Just now coming back down to Moderate (under 100).
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 02/07/2026
The Great American State Fair, where there appears to be more porta potties than people.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 02/07/2026
If Trump is a Big Mistake, does that make Vance the Error Apparent?
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 24/06/2026
Some visitors in the backyard. #fawn #deer #hummingbird
3 fawns out backfawn leaping about in the backyardHummingbird on feeder contemplating taking a sip.Hummingbird on feeder going for it.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 24/06/2026
It's time for Make a Terrible Comic Day #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #comic www.kaitou.org/comic/archiv...
4 panel comic with head poking up from bottom of each panel. Today is Make a Terrible Comic Day.
...which implies...that..uh.
GASP
I have to make GOOD comics the rest of the year?!?
(kill me now)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 13/06/2026
Congratulations to MS Now for what turns out to be the two most pointless live videos on YouTube. (Yeah, they didn't know, but still...) Also, can someone hold up a sign in front of the camera that says "Nothing to see here. Move along."?
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 10/06/2026
Going for the astronomical conjunction tonight, which turns out to be Jupiter, Venus and clouds. 😑
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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
The WEBCOMIC OLD HEADS starter pack has grown to 60+ old school webcomic artists and writers! Follow the pack and RT so we can crack triple digits! Gotta catch 'em all! (totally doable, we are old and slow) go.bsky.app/U8Ab6eo
go.bsky.app
Webcomic Old Heads
Join the conversation
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 19/05/2026
It's obviously not drone proof. There's Trump standing there droning on and on about it.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 04/05/2026
"Employment will go down by 10,000%!"
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Ale @alepresser.com · 04/05/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Ok, we're TWO DAYS to the end of the petition and still missing some pledges! 🚨🚨🚨 www.makeship.com/petitions/pe... Let's make our lil birb frend real! Tell your friends! All it takes is a $2 pledge now, and you'll only pay for the whole thing when she's actually being produced! Go go go! 🪶
An illustration of the plushie to-be, with a splash saying "Last hours". Also says "Peony the vulture PLUSHIE, Makeship plus Side Quested".
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Maritza Campos @maritzac.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
give some love to your favorite webcomic authors everyday it's #FCBD for us! 😘
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's Friday, which is as good an excuse as any to remind you about my fantasy subway maps. The Middle Earth Public Transit Authority needs your support! #Tolkien #Subway #Maps #LoTR You can purchase prints and such (w/o the water mark) here: www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...
Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named:
"Shire-Bree Commuter Line
Old Forrest Crescent
Wildland Scenic Line
Fellowship Line
Gollum / Sméagol Line
Uruk Hai Express
Three Hunters Line
Fangorn Slow Service
Rohan to Gondor Business Line
Black Ships Ferry Service
Oliphant Direct Line
Army of the West Line
Gandalf Express

A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines:
"Eagle Express
Paths of the Dead Line
Nazgûl Search & Resuce
Valinor Ltd."

A note at the bottom reads: 
"* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 21/04/2026
Me, trying to be normal:
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a turtle with glasses and a hat on
Alt: a cartoon of a turtle with glasses and a hat on retracting his head
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 20/04/2026
The weather forecast widget on my Android is useless. Yesterday, it pinged me and reported that "tomorrow is going to be 8℉ warmer than today." I check my weather station and the high yesterday was 71. This morning, it gives the full report with a high of 71. How is 71 + 8 = 71? High, so far: 78.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 20/04/2026
Yikes! A new comic appears!! www.kaitou.org/comic/archiv... (and about bloody time)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 18/04/2026
What about when you see a US president walking around with no brains?
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 16/04/2026
When I first heard about Claude, I thought it was spelled "Clod." Nothing has yet convinced me that it shouldn't be spelled that way.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 12/04/2026
Just realized that "Dear Dictator" just makes up shit when answering questions, which sounds like another bit of technology we've all heard of. Maybe we should rename him CrapDJT.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 04/04/2026
Due to the tariffs poetry is costing more; thus, a price haiku.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 02/04/2026
Seeing Tortillas (flour?) on the list makes me wonder how many burritos would @scalzi.com make to utilize the remaining food items? (guessing 3 or maybe 4)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 02/04/2026
"Tell me about sibling number 32..."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 31/03/2026
@jay.bsky.team
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Elbi @elbi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too
Screenshot of me blocking the attie.ai account
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 22/03/2026
I went back to checking on Pillowfort and found myself playing the same game from when I checked on it before: How many days old is the latest post? (For the curious, today's answer: 3.)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 21/03/2026
He just save us time by writing his own epitaph.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 14/03/2026
Happy Pi Day to those who celebrate. (I know I am.) Pi Wars version with lightsaber.
Apple pie sitting on a cooling rack with a beam of light coming out of the left side.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 13/03/2026
Unhappy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate.
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Alina Pete- NYCCon-ish @alinapete.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Me: (blowing my nose loudly in a bathroom stall) Kid next to me, maybe 4 yrs old: IS THAT A MONSTER? Me, sensing that the kid is very into this idea: (little growl in the voice) Maybe.... Kid: COOL
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 07/03/2026
I started looking at #Pillowfort again, playing my usual "how many days old is the last post?" game (11 days not counting the Staff posts). One problem I see with it is, although every other social media site does this, they don't let you see who other users are following so you can also follow them
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Current $3935. Goal $10k. The response to the Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings has been crickets so I'm pivoting to Cartoon Animals for March. Your $50CAD donation can get you any animal/pet/fursona/character as a cartoon. Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026
ANIMAL CARTOON AVATARS FOR MARCH 2026
From now until APRIL 3RD, 2026 donate $50 to the MS society! I'll make you a cartoon avatar of any animal in any costume or occupation. 
Pet! Fursona! Gaming character!

1) go to https://tinyurl.com/mscure2026
2) donate! $50 or more for an avatar. Want a group/family/couple/pet? Easy! Donate $50 per face! 
3) email your donation confirmation to lar@lartist.com along with a current selfie(s). 
4) I will email you a high res jpeg to print and a low res jpeg for social media.
All avatars will be delivered on or before APRIL 10TH, 2026
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 04/03/2026
OPERATION EPIC FU * Fuck Up
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Current $3935. Goal $10k. Will you be the one to put us over $4k? Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings style avatars! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026
CHALK DRAWING AVATARS FOR MARCH 2026
From now until APRIL 3RD, 2026 donate $50 to the MS society! 
I'll make you a caricature avatar in the style of Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings!

1) go to https://tinyurl.com/mscure2026
2) donate! $50 or more for an avatar. Want a group/family/couple/pet? Easy! Donate $50 per face! 
3) email your donation confirmation to lar@lartist.com along with a current selfie(s). 
4) I will email you a high res jpeg to print and a low res jpeg for social media.
All avatars will be delivered on or before APRIL 10TH, 2026
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 03/03/2026
Last night's blood moon. #lunareclipse #bloodmoon
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 03/03/2026
Managed to get this shot before the clouds rolled in.
March 2026 full lunar eclipse at near maximum.
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