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Three blobs in a trenchcoat

@kaitou.org
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Hack webcomic blob and degenerate wordsmith. If I can make a comic, so can you. www.kaitou.org/comic

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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 14h
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 11/10/2026
Suggestion: since Bluesky now adds the 1/count on the end of a threaded post, maybe one only needs to repost the first part and let the reader expand that and read the tread in the normal way rather than reverse order. Helps unclog other's timelines if they aren't interested in that thread.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 07/10/2026
So, it's a mystery then...
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 01/10/2026
We're fining you for the fine-Fine pun. And, in homage to @kcg.bsky.social, we're setting you on fire.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 29/09/2026
Apparently, "getting answers" wasn't in Schmitt's job description.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 28/09/2026
"G's nuts." s;ns
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 27/09/2026
"We don't do prayer beads. We do prayer barbells."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 26/09/2026
My guide dog is a Thomson Sub-maltese gun.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 22/09/2026
Time to put up a "comic" on Tapas that points readers to your main site. (Speaking of which, the main site seems to have issues. When it rains, it pours, I guess...)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 22/09/2026
This, coming from another "SI" (in this case, "SI" means "Subpar Intelligence" where "Subpar" is doing some extremely heavy lifting).
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 22/09/2026
No doubt you've made up your mind that one of them is imaginary.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 18/09/2026
Or, in this case, in-D'ed. s;ns
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 16/09/2026
Nope. They replaced it with Rocky Road.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 16/09/2026
Oh. I thought the "Wonder" meant "wonder what's in these..."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 14/09/2026
It's allergy time, again, and my sinuses are playing Mucus the Gathering.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 10/09/2026
Unfortunately, after trying the stairs, they found they couldn't get the catering cart up the emergency slide, either.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 08/09/2026
"I'm gettin' away from this friggin' long hair!"
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 08/09/2026
Ah! So, that's the origin of Grease's Forever Chemical Cups. I always wondered.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 08/09/2026
Oof. Nope. Wimped Out. Drew a blank. Maybe another time.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 07/09/2026
No doubt that if someone accused you of breaking the fourth wall in this comic, you'd claim you were framed.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 06/09/2026
Just toss her into a tub of diet coke.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 06/09/2026
As the old saying goes: Never put off until tomorrow that which you can avoid altogether.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 06/09/2026
This is why I moved into a single story house with no basement: no stairs for trucks to fall down.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 05/09/2026
"...there was supposed to be a floor collapsing kaboom!"
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 05/09/2026
Even going by inflation since 2009 ($1) to 2026 ($1.56), minimum wage should be at least $11.31.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 05/09/2026
I'd guess that it's because not all Clorox cleaners have bleach in them. Still, ironic that they didn't clean the vats they make the cleaners in...
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 01/09/2026
I wondered about that. Not surprised.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 31/08/2026
If Johnny Storm woofs down a couple of bean burritos and then flames on, does he gain the additional power of Afterburner?
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 31/08/2026
I think you might have just out-Gailed Gail.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 31/08/2026
Larson's "Midvale School for the Gifted" comic with the kid pushing the door marked "PULL."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 30/08/2026
@jammyness.bsky.social (just in case you missed this)
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 28/08/2026
Then there are those politicians with meat bagpipes; they sound nasally and drone on forever.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 28/08/2026
From last night's partial lunar eclipse. First is 3 minutes after full and the second is 10 minutes after. #lunareclipse
Shot of moon 3 minutes after maximum of partial eclipse. Bright white in upper portion.Shot of moon 10 minutes after maximum of partial eclipse. Bright white in upper portion.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 28/08/2026
From 40 minutes ago. #lunareclipse
Partial lunar eclipse - 0248 UTC.
Bottom left is about 25% dark.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 27/08/2026
I still think we should name a small body of water after *him*: Ditch Trump.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 26/08/2026
Would that make it a Godrog or a Balzilla?
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 25/08/2026
Instead of naming a lake after our country, I think we should name a small body of water after him: Ditch Trump.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 24/08/2026
It seems we're being governed by cats who knock things onto the floor and then, after we complain about that, they knock something else off the floor hoping we stop complaining about the previous one. "Rinse and repeat."
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 23/08/2026
I had some friends who, when they were in college, mixed various flavors of Kool-Aid together but made one huge mistake. The best flavors were "brown" and "gray." The mistake: THEY DIDN'T WRITE DOWN THE RECIPES.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 23/08/2026
I guess he thinks a large number of younger Canadians are all over in Asia somewhere and aren't available to fight the US.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 23/08/2026
If I had known him at the time, Adam likely would have been included in this comic: www.kaitou.org/comic/archiv...
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 22/08/2026
Nah.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 21/08/2026
Wow. I didn't think that reptilian eyes were useable as a weapon.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 21/08/2026
"Where do these boxes of 'appendices' go?"
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 21/08/2026
Reminds me of the refrigerator from Cowboy Bebop.
Open refrigerator door from Cowboy Bebop showing growing things inside.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 20/08/2026
As I recall, Monty has two outdoor areas. Perchance, is the other one called the purranda?
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 20/08/2026
I'm glad they didn't pick that up for naming this store; "-4 convenience" sounds like a D&D disadvantage.
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Three blobs in a trenchcoat @kaitou.org · 20/08/2026
7-ElevenBack in the day when they were called "7-11", I referred to them as "the negative four store." (I claim that this is why they changed it to "7-Eleven.")
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