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Senior 3D Environment Artist. Father of cat. Breaker of diets. In constant need of a nap. ATX. 🇩🇴🏳️‍🌈♈️🎮🌱🐈 ArtStation.com/cesaralt

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait so if Betsy is Psylocke again, what the fuck happened to Kwannon?! ❌
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hot vampire couple alert! 🩸
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I must know what’s inside
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Eric Andre's 'Let Me In' Meme
ALT: Eric Andre's 'Let Me In' Meme
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Alex Strook 🐭⚡️SQUEAKROSS @alexstrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you have free asset store packaged, unity automatically added them to their AI "spark" thing In typical LLM fashion, it’s opt-out instead of opt-in! You can manually remove them (and you should)
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Campaigning HARD for him as MCU’s Bishop.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh… Oh no. Oh FUCK
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is why Navi is not allowed to speak full sentences 😂
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Though by the way things are going, it’s only a matter of time before I get priced out of that too. 😑
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Hugging my retro games collection*
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She’s so good at Many Women.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I join you?
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Boy Asking for More Food
ALT: Boy Asking for More Food
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What Satanic deal did you strike so the Dark Lord supplies you with these ungodly unchristian images? ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᶦⁿ
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diva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING
sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his ownandrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every once in a while you get a job rejection that explicitly tells you that you dodged a huge bullet. (Company signature at the bottom has a hideous AI slop generated logo)
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You mean I can just print hot dog nunchucks if I get a 3D printer???
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Sally Beaumont | BAFTA Breakthrough | Voice Actor & Writer @sallybeaumont.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve had a conversation like this at every networking event I’ve been to in the last year:
The umbrella academy driving meme. Chekhov is driving from right to left and making eye contact with Five as he drives left to right.
The captions read:
Top: diversifying into animation because the games industry is a binfire
Bottom: diversifying into games because the animation industry is a binfire.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s been a good day to yell at the internet.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been trying to figure that shit out for years. If you find an answer please share with the class
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let me save them some time then, and any other studios that think the same: 👉🏻 FUCK CRUNCH. 👉🏻 FUCK THE INEPT, FAILED MANAGEMENT THAT CREATES IT. 👉🏻 FUCK WORKING OVERTIME FOR FREE. 👉🏻 FUCK DESTROYING YOUR PERSONAL LIFE TO MEET UNREALISTIC DEADLINES. OH, and “after careful consideration”, FUCK YOU.
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes my feed is just: [amazing art] looking for work [goated resume] looking for work [great writing] looking for work [banger music] looking for work Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora. [industry veteran] looking for work
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「 ✦ Jd🎃g ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning everyone!
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Mikripkm, Penny & Eeveelutions by Heater
ALT: Mikripkm, Penny & Eeveelutions by Heater
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shout out to me in the late 1900’s playing FF Tactics on my own, roughing it with only a Gamepro and a prayer. This replay is making me realize that even with its many QoL adjustments this game will NOT hold your hand, but it will shove it in a meat grinder when you least expect it.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nice, congrats! I love those absolute menaces 😂
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 03/09/2026
A retro game is a brand new game if you've never played it..
An image of Willem Dafoe in a large coat that I've edited with him holding a dreamcast controller by the cable, sonic adventure and power stone posters behind him, and a large crt tv stand with gameplay on the screen and consoles inside the stand
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Years from now, when this fucking shit is over, I’m willing to bet I’ll feel a shiver down my spine and vomit well up in my throat whenever I read the words: “After careful consideration”.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
☝🏼 THAT PART
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Been playing a gacha SRPG called Sword of Convallaria and it made me wanna replay FF Tactics really bad, so I did. Holy hell. There’s a reason why FFT is the goat. There’s just no comparison. It felt like I hopped off a Bird scooter and straight into a Lamborghini.
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This GIF becomes more relevant than ever
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Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
ALT: Console Wars: Nintendo, Sony, MS, EA Game
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You triggered the war flashbacks
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Cat Reacts to Petting with PTSD Meme
ALT: Cat Reacts to Petting with PTSD Meme
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hell yeah for physical!!! Congrats 🎉 This hit close to home, I had to fish out a copy of Epic Mickey 2 out of a bargain bin YEARS after crunching on it.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was every damn day of my life at every single production in that Poultry Chompers place 🤣
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BORB.
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Pokemon Rowlet Turns Head
ALT: Pokemon Rowlet Turns Head
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“I made a ķæssěrrëŵllę”
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jesus Christ. FUCK THIS WEEK.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An utter lack of job applications is making me do some spring cleaning of pointless LinkedIn connections. Weirdly it feels a little bit liberating. AI slop profile pictures are being shot dead on sight. GTFO of here with that shit. You don't respect my industry, I don't respect you.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What in the scaly tits of Tiamat?! This is EXTREMELY my jam. Oooooh holy shit I’m so screwed. Oh they got me gal. They got me good. 💸💸💸
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The horrifying death of a brave, beloved leader.
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Transformers: Optimus Prime Injured
Alt: Transformers: Optimus Prime kicking the cyberbucket
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I gagged so hard I pulled a muscle. This was truly genetic level reconstruction
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Will Koehler @willk3d.com · 21/08/2026
Dark Souls Boss: Saint Federique of the Fetid Bog Psychonauts Boss: Your Mom
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AL “Sonny” McClelland, Jr. @almcclellandjr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Inbetween job applications I've been adding to the character roster for SCALE! You can see the original pitch for it here: als2dart.com/scale/ Reposts appreciated!♻️✨ #SCALE #animation #Characterdesign #ArtDirection
A collection of characters and outfit designs from SCALE. The characters in order from top-down, left-to-right are Thorn, Tack, Shoot, Mite, Glumes, Chaff, Floret, and Crumb.
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Delta 9 gummies are still legal here.
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César 🕹️📺 @kaisergeyser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You, next week:
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Pregnant Man
ALT: Pregnant Man
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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