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Lasher 🍊 Lefty twat 👍🏽 Failed runner 🏃🏽‍♀️ Lisdex enthusiast 🤪 Blackpool🗼

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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 16h
Inside the blue bin
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hope you shat in his office plant on the way out
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, if I really wanted a week of abject misery I could watch the whole series twice and still meet you here on Sunday for one last fling.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is exhausting to watch. Bingeing all three would finish me off. It was a relief to turn the tv off and trudge upstairs to bed.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s in episode 3, I think. A brutal watch tonight. An utterly broken system.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Textbook planning so far. I’m about halfway through and feel quite sick. A perfect end to Monday.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Went in early on iPlayer tonight so I’ve got longer to feel endless despair afterwards
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve muted “City” and “Man City” until people learn to behave themselves.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think your mum’s onto something after that hour of bleak despair. Same again tomorrow! 🤝🏽
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Easing us nicely into Monday
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This series of ‘Time’ is as grim as it gets. Can’t bear to watch, can’t take my eyes off the screen.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m too ill for his attitude today 😩 A swift lesson in not biting the hand that feeds you has ensued 😆
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
application later” then fucks off back upstairs while I sit here biting my knuckles. College application, you say? For your education that’s nothing to do with me, I take it? Brb, just disassociating for an hour so I don’t respond with some violence 👍🏽
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve clashed over the “optional” GCSE revision homework his school sets every day. It’s optional so he doesn’t have to do it. He’ll do it nearer to the exams. It’s nothing to do with me anyway. Storms upstairs to sulk for an hour then comes back down and says “I need you to help me with my college
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When do teenagers stop being unaccountable nobheads? Asking on behalf of an unaccountable nobhead 15 year old.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One massive tealight?
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One tealight?
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy birthday! 🥳
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Proud steak thief
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There has to be somewhere else for you to share your fantasies than on here
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Look closer. It was a joke.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Explains why you were served your food on a school dinner tray, I guess
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s minging! Thank you ☺️ I mistakenly put the game on for something to entertain me… 😅
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Down to 10 men after 6 minutes. Nice one dickheads 👍🏽
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve got some horrible virus that’s wiped me out. Started out as an innocent cough and cold which quickly moved into my sinuses and ears. I’ve had horrible earache, now got blocked ears, and tinnitus in one of them. My head feels heavy and I’m so tired. Sad for me 😢
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’ve eaten roadkill hedgehog?
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ralph’s a Seasider! 🗼
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is your Freck family plot just the one grave to put your mum, sister and wife in at the same time?
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A flat pack self-assembly kit with instructions 😁
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorry what. She brought them from Thailand??? Through customs?? I bet that machine is so loud with bits pinging around inside it 😭
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s looking that way, yes
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just googled cremulator. Wish I could delete my browsing history from my eyes.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cardboard Sign Says No Nope
ALT: Cardboard Sign Says No Nope
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, my little nanna was under 5ft but there was a lot of her. You’re right, just a plastic bag in the box. Nightmare if you dropped it.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would not want to breathe in dead person thank you
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Years ago when we scattered my nan’s ashes, I remember thinking it was like emptying a bag of cat litter, so maybe they just put that in the urn 👀
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Go back tonight and find out please 🪏
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the heck 🤯
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was her wish but not something I’d like to attend again. She deserved more.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It can be arranged 😁
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still a bit grim without a service though! No uplifting moments; just wind and rain, then we all trudged off to our cars. An experience, I suppose.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you. That was helpful. They knew people were coming so the staff were dressed in suits and stood outside with heads bowed until the hearse arrived. They played one song and we stood at the door until it finished, so they did as much as they could to make it a ceremony of sorts.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
…closed the doors. What an incredibly bleak way to say goodbye to someone who didn’t know how loved she was. Fortunately, the old gang went for brekkie after and laughed ourselves silly reminiscing about the decades of fun we had with our little pal, but that is something I don’t want to do again.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An old work mate died recently in quite tragic circumstances, really. She didn’t want a funeral so at 8.30 this morning a small group of family & friends met at the crem to stand outside while her coffin was carried down the aisle. No service, stood in the pissing rain in silence until they slowly..
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has he only just worked this new tactic out?
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another entertaining evening of Jersey Mike 🤣
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look what you could have won, though!
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus Christ, the messages in that chat on The Blame 🤮🤮 Those fuckers wanted their heads shoeing in, never mind being sacked. Twats.
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’ll be crying into your log burner in a couple of weeks
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I genuinely forget she and the Tories exist until I see occasional report like this. They are completely irrelevant.
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