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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In related news only four hours after having a little YOLO moment for our summer 2027 vacation, I totaled my car. Cool!

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am on a spending moratorium for the foreseeable future, nobody let me buy anything

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can't believe I used to voluntarily wear heels all day. Just wore them for like 4 hours and I fear I may never recover.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For the record I would pay many dollars to be able to experience the sopranos again for the first time

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If the White Sox win the world series, do we all have to convert to Catholicism?

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Help I am learning commercial paper against my will

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I cannot imagine a less appealing way to describe a law firm than "work hard, play hard" Maybe it works on newly barred 20 somethings, but I am old and tired. I want to work a normal amount, read my book, and go to bed.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Spoiler alert: see what photogs did with Obama in 2013

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just want to be able to go to the gym so I can stop being fat. Why don't my kids want me to be able to do this.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

He was very clearly down but I still hate this team so much

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What does copilot say about it? Is copilot calling penalties now

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why am I watching his stupid knee go down three dozen times

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

CEOs love AI because this is exactly what they've done with humans all along. 1) give orders, 2) something magic happens, 3) get output.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is this about the whale movie, because same

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just now got the game on thanks to bedtime with the kids but I'm relieved that it appears not to have been a complete shit show so far, which is what I was afraid of

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It'd be super cool if my kid would sleep at night so I could also sleep and also prep for court because that's kind of a thing I have to do in order for him to have a house to sleep in

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The worst part of this vertigo I've been experiencing is getting U2 stuck in my head every day

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Summary of today's contempt hearing against Missouri SOS Hoskins: "Legally speaking, who's your daddy?"

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This post is only three hours old and we already have to reset the counter

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Zero (0) days since Missouri has been a national embarrassment

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As a MO voter and lawyer I can assure you, our elected Rs will find a way to make themselves victims of a lawless liberal judiciary

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I picked a hell of a summer to start an SSRI, Jesus this has been brutal

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A moment of silence for the cilantro soap gene people

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Whew I missed lifting heavy. Only been sporadically visiting the barbell for six months and even that has made such a difference in both my mindset and my physique

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Judicial pet peeve: referring to controlling cases and their "progeny"

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026

you gotta live like someone who deserves their own memorial hot dog after they die

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My monkey is officially in kindergarten. 🥹

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Now at the point where people I know are getting appointed to the federal bench. Yikes.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Wish "KC superman" would stop being relevant

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I'm just trying to breathe why are you yelling at me and touching me

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Parenting while sick is the most overstimulating and miserable experience

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I think husbands are lying about mowing. They say they hate it but I would love spending 2+ hours outdoors, alone, listening to an audiobook or podcast.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hey dermatologists, your pleas about a 9% Medicare reimbursement cut would land better if it weren't accompanied by photos of your designer dog and the time you went to the masters

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"oh yeah, you're against genocide? name EVERY genocide."

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you had told me five years ago that I'd be sitting in an airport lounge door dashing a dog bed to the pet resort, I would have asked you if you had rocks in your head

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i'm sorry but they would have to send the air marshal after me if I was on one of these flights

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Seeing info about the Lindsey Clancy trial is hard for me bc of some of the intrusive thoughts I had after monkey #2 was born. It's so scary how our brains can go haywire after pregnancy. And this woman begged for help. ☹️

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Cheer for whomever you want but if you're cheering for Spain because you don't want to support racists... Oh boy do I have some news for you.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The core memories were things that just *HAPPENED* because they were having fun being TOGETHER. They were small things! Being with a friend! Telling the truth! Making cookies! DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I am by no means a parenting expert but parents chasing "core memories" clearly did not actually pay attention to Inside Out Also this person is a piece of shit

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My lukewarm soccer opinion is that the third place match shouldn't count toward the golden boot

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My theory is the right wing media is obsessed with Talarico because they suspect he might be on the Obama trajectory of a brief stint in Congress immediately followed by the presidential nomination. And he could win that race.

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Geriatric millennial roosevelt @kafekaigala.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Imagine viewing England as the victim because of a banner about the Falklands

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