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The Notorious SJG

@kaboom.bsky.social
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30-something white dude with a flow you ain't ever heard.

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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me starting up another #StardewValley file on a whim and immediately trying to cozy up to Leah yet again:
A pair of screenshots from Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, showing the lines "I love you. I love you in every universe."
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The prideful and self-satisfied face of someone who just ate a cricket.
Cat.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck you, Google. 🖕 Think I'll be making that leap to GrapheneOS this weekend.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
You're probably better off not knowing.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always love it when One Piece gives us a new dedicated "Roronoa Muthaeffin' Zoro" chapter.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No thanks. Let me know when there's an update on the Knights of the Old Republic remake.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @frontierdev.bsky.social, I'm really going to need you guys to add this specific asteroid (as a base?) to Elite Dangerous ASAP.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely. Like, who can forget this timeless example from all the way back in Season 1?
"I hate Phantom Spaceman."
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's been a long time coming, way TOO long, but tonight I finally quit my shitty UPS job. Good riddance. 🖕
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somebody call for help, I think I may have accidentally OD'd on schadenfreude.
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Lew @strongest-lewman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know 2026 has been bad when God just goes "Fine, y'all get a new type of cat today" for consolation.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Band That Played California Lady will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
The Band That Played California Lady.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Funny how I can spend the bulk of my day working an 8-hour shift at my hospital job and come out of it tired yet contented, feeling as though I've actually been doing something worthwhile... ...But 10 minutes into a mere 2-ish-hour shift at UPS and I already want the entire world to explode.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Kissyboots will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
"Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!"
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Google is really about to force their Gemini horseshit onto my li'l Nest screen thing that I've basically only been using as an alarm clock... then I've been seriously considering replacing it with an Alarmo.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm thinking maaaaaybe I'll get my $20 down payment for Wolverine back from GameStop and just wait until the game ONLY costs $20.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE IDEAL PREMISE IT'S CALLED "THE MUPPET SHOW" THAT'S WHAT THE NEW PITCH EPISODE WAS FOR GODDAMNIT
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Accept no substitutes.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Catnip. Not even once.
Morticia the black cat, currently totally tripping balls.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can separate the artist from the art, no problem. Even better, I can separate myself from that transphobe-enriching HBO Harry Potter series. Fuck that shit.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#DragonBallSuperBeerus
A meme image of the Architect from the Matrix movies, with superimposed text saying "this will be our fourth time making Goku versus Beerus, and we have become progressively worse at it."
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I cannot overstate how quickly and enthusiastically I became re-addicted to charging my way through Pokémon Scarlet here, now that it doesn't run like garbage and my character isn't forced to dress like a clown.
A Pokémon Scarlet screenshot showing my not-stuck-in-a-stupid-school-uniform player character and my team of critters all in the high level 50's.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Somebody spot me $200 so I can get that Enterprise bridge one.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the elevators at work is apparently haunted today but it still works so whatever I guess.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just saw Coyote Vs Acme. The plot was a little disjointed at times but the heart was there and all the Looney Tunes slapstick was on point. I think "apathetic secretary lady" was my favorite of the human characters. Glad the whole thing got to see the light of day at all.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here at UPS we move more hoes in one night than most people do all year.
A big stack of loosely wrapped hoes leaning against the inside wall of a shipping trailer. No literally, hoes. Like the garden tool. That's the joke.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damnit, now Tim Curry, too?!
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yesss, my accidental strategy of owning but not playing this game for the better part of a decade until they released a prettier upgraded version has finally paid off I guess.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
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SPLITMANTRA// @splitmantra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra
Spider-Man fighting against men who are seen as oppressors
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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yup
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think I may have waited a little too long to start the Kitakami DLC... #PokemonScarlet
A Pokémon Scarlet screenshot showing another trainer's level 12 Poochyena about to suffer a horrible burning defeat at the hands of level 28 Crocalor.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seven increasingly bad years of working for UPS has left me hoping that there's such a thing as "Box Hell." By which I mean a hell FOR boxes, because that's where every last one of them deserves to be.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Welp... Here we go again. #PokemonScarlet
A screenshot from the opening sequence of Pokémon Scarlet showing the newly created player character with his scruffy bright red hair and appropriately soulless looking eyes.Another screenshot from the opening sequence of Pokémon Scarlet, showing Naranja Academy, with a subtitle saying "NARANJA ACADEMY."
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I spent years saying "Dragon Ball doesn't have an official canon and it's up to the fans to decide what to prioritize," which all the "Super is all that matters anymore so cry about it" chodes REALLY didn't like... And then Toyotaro ALSO straight-up said that fans should choose for themselves.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So... How 'bout that GrapheneOS I've been hearing so much about?
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA Why am I only just now learning that they started offering a not-a-stupid-looking-school-uniform tracksuit outfit via mystery gift in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet?! Because between this and the basically fixed performance on switch 2... I'm actually keen to replay Scarlet now.
A screenshot of the official Pokémon Scarlet and Violet website, showing the decently-looking tracksuit available as DLC.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
...Well, I guess if I want to replay Omega Ruby again like I've been thinking, I'd better do it soon.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The "unofficial" reveal of the upcoming fancy Pro Controller for Ocarina of Time has now given me reason to buy one of these. Could maybe even slap a Triforce sticker on the front of it or something.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rabbit chilling right outside the back door. Morticia immediately locked in when I held her up to the window to look. Poor old Loki didn't even see it when I let him out.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sweet, free floor donuts at work today.
A half-eaten jelly donut which I am most definitely NOT going to eat.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
By all means, just keep giving me more reasons to disregard that entire stupid series.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hastily threw Nakatsuru's prototype Bardock into Affinity Photo and gave him long pants like the final design instead of bare legs and... yep. Perfection achieved.
Nakatsuru's Bardock, now with Pants™.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I've probably said this before, but I really dig Bardock's original Nakatsuru design before Toriyama tweaked him to have the exact same hair as Goku. Honestly I think we were robbed. It's also kind of funny-sad that every time Toriyama attempted to revamp Bardock, it just resulted in a downgrade.
A scan of the aforementioned original Nakatsuru concept design for Bardock, with a unique more upturned hairstyle instead of just a copy of Goku's.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Well hello there, hard-earned, multi-stage research reward Zeraora. How inevitably mediocre are your stats? #PokemonGO
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
static.klipy.com
Gopher Chucks Gopher
Alt: Kung Pow. Gopher chucks. 'Nuff saif.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Game: Try using stealth so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me:
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh neato, I remember this game.
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The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They really oughta make that an alternate costume/skin for Janemba in Sparking Zero.
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