The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me starting up another #StardewValley file on a whim and immediately trying to cozy up to Leah yet again: 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The prideful and self-satisfied face of someone who just ate a cricket. 040
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck you, Google. 🖕 Think I'll be making that leap to GrapheneOS this weekend. 140
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Absolutely. Like, who can forget this timeless example from all the way back in Season 1? 021
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Kissyboots will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I cannot overstate how quickly and enthusiastically I became re-addicted to charging my way through Pokémon Scarlet here, now that it doesn't run like garbage and my character isn't forced to dress like a clown. 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One of the elevators at work is apparently haunted today but it still works so whatever I guess. 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Here at UPS we move more hoes in one night than most people do all year. 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think I may have waited a little too long to start the Kitakami DLC... #PokemonScarlet 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA Why am I only just now learning that they started offering a not-a-stupid-looking-school-uniform tracksuit outfit via mystery gift in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet?! Because between this and the basically fixed performance on switch 2... I'm actually keen to replay Scarlet now. 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Rabbit chilling right outside the back door. Morticia immediately locked in when I held her up to the window to look. Poor old Loki didn't even see it when I let him out. 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I hastily threw Nakatsuru's prototype Bardock into Affinity Photo and gave him long pants like the final design instead of bare legs and... yep. Perfection achieved. 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I've probably said this before, but I really dig Bardock's original Nakatsuru design before Toriyama tweaked him to have the exact same hair as Goku. Honestly I think we were robbed. It's also kind of funny-sad that every time Toriyama attempted to revamp Bardock, it just resulted in a downgrade. 171
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Damn it game, if you're going to hand me garbage then at least let me throw it out. 100
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Well hello there, hard-earned, multi-stage research reward Zeraora. How inevitably mediocre are your stats? #PokemonGO 110
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Game: Try using stealth so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me: 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Cute as it is, I have to point out that Chi-Chi calling in Goku for help as her apparent Ultimate in #SparkingZero is incredibly super-duper friggin' illegal in the depicted tournament setting. 030
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Easiest answer ever. The Smash Bros franchise has made some "questionable" roster choices before, but Doomguy being relegated to just a Mii Gunner skin in Ultimate while that annoying little shitstain Sora was simultaneously allowed in as a full-fledged character is its most unforgivable crime. 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So many unevolvable and therefore worthless Pikachu. 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I also got to have something autographed, and my obvious choice was the first ever Weird Album I actually bought and owned for myself as a kid (as opposed to any my dad already had). 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026They say to never meet your heroes. I say screw that. Saw @alyankovic.bsky.social in Atlantic City last night, had the VIP package which included a post-show meet-and-greet. As pleasant and good-humored a guy as literally everyone says. 120
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This arcade sucks. Where's the Time Crisis machine? 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Wait, scratch that. I think maybe something was just physically stuck? I manually moved the little laser lens bit back and forth a few times just to see if anything felt broken, and now it's reading the disc just fine. Sooooo... cool, free working GameCube. 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Well, it works... almost. It boots up fine but doesn't want to read any discs. I guess "faulty optical drive" is why it got thrown out. Wonder how much it'd cost to get a replacement to swap in there? 110
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Had to bring something to the local recycling yard today, took a quick peek in the electronics bins on my way out as usual and... I done trash-picked me a GameCube. It's even got a game inside it too. 221
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Me, still capable of absorbing a children's action comic like a normal person: 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026What kind of complete dipshit packs a bunch of loose soda cans into a single thin-walled box without any sort of padding or containment whatsoever?! 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It took a year but someone FINALLY made a simple, upright, no-extra-bullshit charging dock for the Switch 2 Pro Controller! A brand-new item with no reviews yet but I'm tempted to snatch one up just to reward them for finally friggin' making it happen. 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY OLD LAPTOP'S WOEFULLY SMALL OS DRIVE WAS IN AN EASILY ACCESSIBLE PCIE SLOT AND I COULD HAVE UPGRADED IT ALL ALONG?! 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026<Insert storm deity of your choice here> says, "Happy Pride Month!" 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026She has determined that all my shoes are her mortal enemies and must be dealt swift and merciless evisceration. Even when they are currently on my feet. 010
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026So hey, uh... Can anyone tell me firsthand how well this runs on a One X? 000
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. She has spotted the dog on the stairs across the room and has raised her alertness level to DEFCON 3. 020
The Notorious SJG @kaboom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026With all due props to @mikemcmahan.bsky.social and his fantastic "Warped" #StarTrek book: 020
