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Katelyn Best

@kabest.bsky.social
392 followers 181 following 246 posts

Former full-time soccer writer, now law student and occasional soccer writer / opinions my own / kesha scholar / beefy jock on the inside, febrile nerd on the outside 🌮🏆 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 22h
Warhammer 40k is just dolls
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everyone in America should be required to live in a major city for some period of time because if you have you know the only reason to hate or fear people of different cultures or ethnicities is if you've never met anyone of a different culture or ethnicity
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happening rn at UCLA: campus police surrounding a pro-Palestine rally
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I ever have a stroke and it turns me into a republican just put me out of my misery
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Something that's crucial to remember about the transphobes invading women's sports is that they're huge fucking dorks
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She had to get sedated
My dog sitting on the couch smiling awkwardly A selfie of my dog flopped on my lap in the car, eyes half open as if she's been smoking weedMy dog drinking water on the couch. She has one paw folded over with the back of it bearing her weight, as if she's forgotten how to sit My dog mostly on her bed, but her butt didn't quite make it
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It appears so many people are donating it's crashing the website
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Websites that remain undefeated in the AI age include not just Wikipedia but also wordreference dot com
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's shocking to me how little the mainstream media, when they talk about things like the UK going down the toilet or mass migration to Europe, talk about how the west is simply reaping what it sowed in spending 500 years burning and pillaging the rest of the world
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A few minutes ago a confused LA County employee replied all to an email that went out to a list which they didn't understand The list has over 72,000 people on it They are all now replying all asking to be removed from the group
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No it's wine-dark
Still from Mean Girls of the titular mean girls in a convertible, with top text "Get in the wine-dark sea, loser" and bottom text "We're many-turned and many-turning"
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The problem with England is it's an inferior country inhabited by an inferior people and that's why they can't win a World Cup
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One thing I could see happening as a result of today's ruling that excluding trans people from sports is constitutional is: kids being subjected to invasive gender testing, a lawsuit over that reaches the court, the majority narrows today's decision...
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans women are women, trans men are men. Everyone deserves access to sports and if you disagree you can go fuck yourself
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A lot of you never played the 1994 educational game The Amazon Trail and it really shows tbh
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sam Kerr back to Sky Blue you say
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Imagine being Jonah Goldberg in the year of our lord 2026 lol. Paul von Hindenburg lookin ass
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A beige hat that says "ACAB" in pink

(ACAB stands for "all cops are bastards"

(Yes all cops)
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Good afternoon
The user holding a sign that says "FED SOC = [clown emoji]"
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Legend
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Imo it's very good that the league is posting this, regardless of the policy question, this kind of messaging from a major women's sports league at this moment in history does in fact matter
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All I want for trans day of visibility is for the Supreme Court to be [redacted] by bears
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Of course if it helps trans people you have to apply strict scrutiny, just as the framers of the 14th amendment, who knew about trans people, wanted
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My second act of shit talking is to reiterate this is the lamest dork shit ever. You do not have to advertise the team's sponsors for them
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Now that I don't work in soccer anymore I can talk shit and as my first act of shit talking I will say: legitimately can't believe it's 2026 and we're still not free of Laura Harvey
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
When did F1 become a gay sport
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@ Pam Bondi this is what's happening rn in culver city send help
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sorry meant to tag her! @gluesenkampperez.house.gov any comments Marie?
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pretty sure I posted several years ago that my former college classmate Congresswoman Marie Gluesenkamp Perez used to sell weed; unfortunately I didn't know the weed was mids which is the real scandal
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Your honor; girls, gays, and theys of the jury;
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The Bari Weiss of Reed College
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Julie uhrman wasn't good at running a soccer team and also when she got a whiff we were trying to unionize, brought in lawyers to tell management some ideas for how to make us not do that
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
idk why people are expecting that the World Cup and Olympics might not happen here when they had the Olympics in literal Nazi Germany that one time
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
People like to talk about how sensitive dogs are to human emotions but when I'm crying and my dog comes over for me to pet her, explain how she isn't just centering HER needs 🙄
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm so sorry to inform my fellow millennials that I've just seen a UCLA undergrad in low-rise jeans
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 13/01/2026
Today is a watershed moment for women’s sports. The Supreme Court is hearing arguments relating to how Title IX will be enforced going forward. Title IX was created to expand, not exclude. It ensured that everyone could participate, and promised to protect opportunity, access and dignity for all. 👇🏻
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
For anyone who hasn't read about the WV case the Supreme Court is hearing arguments on today: the plaintiff is a trans girl who was 11 when she sued and was already on puberty blockers. There's no argument other than insane 19th century-style sexism that she has a competitive advantage vs cis girls
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ICE guy: *goes outside* 500 muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
They really think they can convince us a transnational Venezuelan gang is operating in the city that inspired "put a bird on it"—I'm speechless
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Hi is anyone going to the Coachella valley invitational
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
He could literally fucking start WW3 if he keeps going
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It's really too bad how most movies don't have Defying Gravity in them
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Beside the point but did anyone fucking read this before hitting send
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If nothing else, at least for the first time in memory, people can walk their daughters, children, and wives to a restaurant in Washington DC
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
They now call it the Don-roe doctrine
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BORN IN THE USA WHO IS UNABLE TO LEAVE IN ANY PRACTICAL WAY ,,,,, "
THIS IS THE U.S.A - COPS KILL US NO PUNISHMENT, WE PICK OUR PRESIDENTS FRM A PRE APPROVED LIST OF 2 PEOPLE, VEGETABLES SUCK, WE LOVE OUR BILLIONAIRES, RENT GOE'S UP AGAIN, BUY NOW PAY LATER AMBULANCE, WE PICK YOUR PRESDENT TOO, DONT LIKE IT? ME EITHER, THE ONLY WAY YOUR ALLOWED TO LEAVE IS IF YOUR RICH OR THEY SEND YOU TO PRISON IN EL SALVADOR - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This is what they took from you. RETVRN!
A narrow spiral bound book called "The Bean Book." The cover features a colorful drawing of several bean varieties, and the subtitle is "cooking, planting, growing, harvesting, drying, eating, & just thinking about them." The author is Crescent Dragonwagon and the price on the cover is 2.45
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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Why the FUCK didnt anyone tell me Lucy Dacus was going to be singing a commie song on tv today
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