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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men

@kittyhatts.bsky.social
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A menace, a bully, the worst person you know

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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been so worried that I might not be able to progress in my lifting bc I can only do sessions 1-2x a week (and with 5+ days between them) but so far it hasn't been an issue at all 💪
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Each of my hobbies needs its own dedicated room and that is why we must buy this Victorian mansion: a slide deck my husband is worried will become real
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My trapeze instructor called my upper body strength highly impressive so yes I am feeling glorious tonight indeed
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just finished my first pair of underwear for pole and it actually turned out pretty decent 🙏
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perhaps my most toxic snobbery is my utter disdain and repugnance for adult book titles that sound like picture book titles
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My workouts take like 2 hours now that I do proper warmups and cool downs
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Converted an old pair of leggings into hotpants so I have at least one more option for pole class
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When a former coworker who hasn't seen me in a while looks me up and down and says "WOW, look at YOU," a strong dichotomy of repulsion and cockiness fills me
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The elation and disappointment a single letter was able to bring me is unmatched
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before and after a friend's wedding tonight
Mirror selfie of your favorite menace in a slate blue dress with dark teal lace overlay at the skirt and straps, and slate blue heels onA mirror selfie of the self-same menace in the self-same dress, but now holding the heels in one hand and with multiple glowstick necklaces on
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alert alert, the new guy is a certified hottie
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tbh I think I deserve a medal for the self-control I have demonstrated lately
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lol. Lmao even
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Going through it yet again thanks to my MIL ✌️
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Experienced the headiest high of my life last night: One of the most beautiful, capable women in my pole class said she and the OTHER most beautiful, capable women in class talk to each other about how strong I am and how good I look
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Christian sending me a link to an 1800s farmhouse for sale like he doesn't realize I'd move in tomorrow
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Concert fit from last night that earned me multiple compliments from The Youth in attendance
Mirror selfie of a non-local menace in an electric blue mesh crop top, blue, pink, yellow, and black miniskirt, and black lace cat ears. A silver purse in the shape of a star hangs cross-body.
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jfc Hayley Williams puts on an incredible show
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I knew my hamstrings were tight but having the physical therapist go to massage them and say "oh dear god" under her breath was unexpected
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have some tiny fixes to do, but she is essentially done 🙏🙏🙏
A slate blue dress with teal lace overlay at the skirt is on a dressform
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Big mood
A pixel-art version of the pokemon wooper is frowning. Below it is a text box that reads, "Not this".
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just need to hem the skirt and my dress for a friend's wedding will be done!!!! I may make a few tweaks—there are some issues I can't help but freak out over despite Christian saying they aren't noticeable—but it will be DONE and I can finally start a new project!!!
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Practicing using crosswalks so I don't get arrested for jaywalking when we visit Germany in November
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wrote last night (not much, just a paragraph or so) The bitch is back 😎
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Tim Curry gone within a day of each other is downright unconscionable
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm bruised to hell from pole and nearly strangled my quad at trapeze last week so let's see how many pretty colors I can add at trapeze tonight
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ordered glitter gel so I will be ✨️ethereal✨️ for the Hayley Williams concert and several underwear patterns so I can stop wearing the same two volleyball shorts to my pole classes
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Making scotch eggs for the first time and am quite apprehensive
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I forgot to hit record on my phone at trapeze class tonight, I am FUMING and DEVASTATED
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of my classmates in hs would put "esq" after his name on all his papers and no one made him stop, which is about as scathing an indictment of the practice as can be made, I think I do wonder how that went over his first semester of college
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I somehow managed to launch the carton of eggs three feet away onto the kitchen floor while pulling it out of the fridge, but amazingly only one egg broke
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In the most genuine way possible, if you can't remember what happened in the book you're reading after only a few days, you need to book an appointment with a neurotherapist STAT
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So good to know that if I were somehow transported to WWII I could still get in my mandatory goon baiting hours
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I would simply like to no longer be in pain, is that too much to ask???? laments local 33yo (me)
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Eating a banana for my health or whatever
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Me in this follow-up email: and FURTHERMORE, if this man wants to KEEP PISSING ME OFF, let him know to call me DIRECTLY so I can tell him he's a PERFIDIOUS LITTLE WORM to his FACE My manager: bit early on a Friday morning for that kind of talk even for you
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I can't go to pole or trapeze next week I am going to be a furious, sobbing wreck
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
when a woman bites you really hard for no reason that’s a sign of affection in her culture
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The fixes included in the dlc update for Pokopia are cluuuuuutch, omg
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am ,,, uncomfty 😡
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can't decide if I will allow cishet men to follow my insta 🤔 On the one hand, thirst-trapping is fun. On the other... dealing with cishet men
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's all fun and games being weird until it's your actual body and you have to convince a doctor
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rashes are the worst thing in the world to get diagnosed bc "idk, could be bug bites, could be an unusual presentation of shingles" is not particularly helpful
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Everyone wants me to be in the Navy so bad but I will not do it
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I haaaaaate taking extra rest days but I know I have GOT to protect my body if I want to keep doing aerial classes. Curse being in my 30s
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Feel like I'm tricking everyone in my pole class by being fantastic at things they found difficult to learn. I promise that my being good at climbing means nothing. My sequences look stilted af!!! My poses are not cute!!!!
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Forest green is such a good color on me
Selfie of your favorite vain wretch in a green two-piece swimsuit
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
SIL offered to show my niece (Audrey) a magic trick during a tantrum in an attempt at a distraction, but Audrey screeched, "STOP DOING MAGIC ON ME" Let me tell you, all of us had a hell of a time keeping from laughing
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Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Actually did a pedicure for once since I'll be at the lake all weekend
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