Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've been so worried that I might not be able to progress in my lifting bc I can only do sessions 1-2x a week (and with 5+ days between them) but so far it hasn't been an issue at all 💪 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Each of my hobbies needs its own dedicated room and that is why we must buy this Victorian mansion: a slide deck my husband is worried will become real 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My trapeze instructor called my upper body strength highly impressive so yes I am feeling glorious tonight indeed 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just finished my first pair of underwear for pole and it actually turned out pretty decent 🙏 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Perhaps my most toxic snobbery is my utter disdain and repugnance for adult book titles that sound like picture book titles 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My workouts take like 2 hours now that I do proper warmups and cool downs 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Converted an old pair of leggings into hotpants so I have at least one more option for pole class 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When a former coworker who hasn't seen me in a while looks me up and down and says "WOW, look at YOU," a strong dichotomy of repulsion and cockiness fills me 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The elation and disappointment a single letter was able to bring me is unmatched 001
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Before and after a friend's wedding tonight 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Alert alert, the new guy is a certified hottie 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tbh I think I deserve a medal for the self-control I have demonstrated lately 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Going through it yet again thanks to my MIL ✌️ 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Experienced the headiest high of my life last night: One of the most beautiful, capable women in my pole class said she and the OTHER most beautiful, capable women in class talk to each other about how strong I am and how good I look 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Christian sending me a link to an 1800s farmhouse for sale like he doesn't realize I'd move in tomorrow 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Concert fit from last night that earned me multiple compliments from The Youth in attendance 020
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Jfc Hayley Williams puts on an incredible show 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I knew my hamstrings were tight but having the physical therapist go to massage them and say "oh dear god" under her breath was unexpected 001
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have some tiny fixes to do, but she is essentially done 🙏🙏🙏 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just need to hem the skirt and my dress for a friend's wedding will be done!!!! I may make a few tweaks—there are some issues I can't help but freak out over despite Christian saying they aren't noticeable—but it will be DONE and I can finally start a new project!!! 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Practicing using crosswalks so I don't get arrested for jaywalking when we visit Germany in November 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Wrote last night (not much, just a paragraph or so) The bitch is back 😎 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton and Tim Curry gone within a day of each other is downright unconscionable 100
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm bruised to hell from pole and nearly strangled my quad at trapeze last week so let's see how many pretty colors I can add at trapeze tonight 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ordered glitter gel so I will be ✨️ethereal✨️ for the Hayley Williams concert and several underwear patterns so I can stop wearing the same two volleyball shorts to my pole classes 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Making scotch eggs for the first time and am quite apprehensive 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I forgot to hit record on my phone at trapeze class tonight, I am FUMING and DEVASTATED 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One of my classmates in hs would put "esq" after his name on all his papers and no one made him stop, which is about as scathing an indictment of the practice as can be made, I think I do wonder how that went over his first semester of college 120
Reposted by Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty menrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD 212474299
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I somehow managed to launch the carton of eggs three feet away onto the kitchen floor while pulling it out of the fridge, but amazingly only one egg broke 100
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026In the most genuine way possible, if you can't remember what happened in the book you're reading after only a few days, you need to book an appointment with a neurotherapist STAT 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So good to know that if I were somehow transported to WWII I could still get in my mandatory goon baiting hours 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I would simply like to no longer be in pain, is that too much to ask???? laments local 33yo (me) 100
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Eating a banana for my health or whatever 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Me in this follow-up email: and FURTHERMORE, if this man wants to KEEP PISSING ME OFF, let him know to call me DIRECTLY so I can tell him he's a PERFIDIOUS LITTLE WORM to his FACE My manager: bit early on a Friday morning for that kind of talk even for you 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If I can't go to pole or trapeze next week I am going to be a furious, sobbing wreck 000
Reposted by Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty menamber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026when a woman bites you really hard for no reason that’s a sign of affection in her culture 315419
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The fixes included in the dlc update for Pokopia are cluuuuuutch, omg 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I am ,,, uncomfty 😡 001
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Can't decide if I will allow cishet men to follow my insta 🤔 On the one hand, thirst-trapping is fun. On the other... dealing with cishet men 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It's all fun and games being weird until it's your actual body and you have to convince a doctor 100
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Rashes are the worst thing in the world to get diagnosed bc "idk, could be bug bites, could be an unusual presentation of shingles" is not particularly helpful 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Everyone wants me to be in the Navy so bad but I will not do it 010
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I haaaaaate taking extra rest days but I know I have GOT to protect my body if I want to keep doing aerial classes. Curse being in my 30s 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Feel like I'm tricking everyone in my pole class by being fantastic at things they found difficult to learn. I promise that my being good at climbing means nothing. My sequences look stilted af!!! My poses are not cute!!!! 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Forest green is such a good color on me 020
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026SIL offered to show my niece (Audrey) a magic trick during a tantrum in an attempt at a distraction, but Audrey screeched, "STOP DOING MAGIC ON ME" Let me tell you, all of us had a hell of a time keeping from laughing 000
Virginia, Hattie, the hope only of empty men @kittyhatts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Actually did a pedicure for once since I'll be at the lake all weekend 000