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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️

@k0ndr4k1.bsky.social
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[amateur stonecarver, puzzle designer, artist] [hrt 2/24/22] [ΘΔ] [21] [she/they/it] [ttrpg enthusiast] [plural, median system, see below for tags] 🔞posts/reposts may be nsfw🔞 🐍 - Scylla 🪽 - Uriel ⚙️ - Saber 🌿- Mint ❤️‍🔥 - Rose ☄️ - Andromeda 🎱 - Claws

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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 16/01/2026
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clank your shield if you too like older battle-worn knights
A colored drawing of a woman with green hair that is graying at the ends, holding a helmet she has just removed in her hands. Her armor is scratched and cracked at certain parts.
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As promised, here's the follow up! Ty all for sharing ♥ #Digimon #BEATBREAK #Bearcatmon #デジモン #デジモンビートブレイク #KabanArt #NSFWart #PristiReina
Bearcatmon getting her ass ate by her partner, Reina Sakuya. Bearcatmon is holding her head with a big hand while Reina digs in.
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎱 i don't actually know how to talk to girls i just send cat pictures to ppl i like and hope for the best
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🐍 girl pits......
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🐍 i think it's just a cold but ouuuuuughhhhh i feel like shit today
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
awesome pfp I just had in my notifs
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series
fishing-lesbian-princess

I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

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She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

fishing-lesbian-princess

I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🐍 he'd probably be higher level by now if he bothered to grind his skills at all
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/09/2026
dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐍 i'm really just like a stepladder or something to people huh
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killian @craterdogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
a screenshot of npcs in Limsa Lominsa.
npc 1: My loins throb like Dalamud! My heart burns like Megaflare!
npc 2: You have such a way with words!
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🐍 lrp rent lowering gunshots dw about it
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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that meme where a guy is saying something at a podium and the crowd is raising their hands and the next panel he says something else and all the crowd's hands are down but this time the hands are still up
top panel: "who wants to eat out a bad bitch from the back?"
bottom panel: "who wants their nose placed directly on a butthole?"
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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you have gross perverted thoughts about me?? that's so sweet
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
alittlepraise
who wants to take me to an aquarium and spend a whole day there listening to me say "wooowwww" and "they look so cute at every fish
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🐍 i wish there was a star wars game that played like a borderlands
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recruit tesarova @tesarova.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
reposting for no reason in particular
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🐍 pirate stuns locals by ordering breakfast wrap in perfect spanish, is hit by cannonball moments after
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🐍 having bills on autopay is kinda like habing a leech on ur balls that ur not allowed to remove. then like once a month the leech sends you an email reminding you it's about to suck all the blood outta ur balls. if you kill the leech they send a scary thing called a service worker to take the light
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
bayesic-bitch
Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Please
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🐍 eating a burrito the size of one's head is the right of all sentient beings
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🐍 Study finds there are "absolutely no hags" in kitchen. "It's safe, maybe could use some dusting," reports Scientist, before riding away on broom
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
American wuxia hero who flies around on an assault rifle
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🌹 Rosie 🌹 @crimsonflowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
scummy wolf gf who puts her hand around ur neck and pulls ur nuzzle close to her sweaty crotch
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
An edit of the Steam store header for Kenshi, with a crude speech bubble drawn to imply the lone wanderer depicted is saying the quoted post.
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Bynine @bynine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
wifehaver103947
imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

clothmotherofficial
I Have Softness For You

officialwiremother
i have milk for you

babymonkeyofficial
Stop.

kingsolomonofficial
Cut the baby monkey in half
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The Sweet(s) Ussy Bomba 3000 @sweetburn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oops Watersports
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KitsuneHarmony @kitsuneharmony.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Angel breaking
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Gregorius @gregorius.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
> extremely resistant typing (Steel/Fairy) > varied moveset including: Fairy Lock, Torment, Imprison, Thunder Wave, Spikes, Endure, Attract > known for stealing and protecting important keys They knew exactly what they were doing.
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🎱 girls.... pretty........
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🐍 feeling extra lonely today :<
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Can i [bite you]
I want to [bite] you
I want to [bite you]
Time to [bite you]
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bebe🔞 @breastbrewing.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Gross...
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🐍 plural girls with an ass addiction call that a seating system
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
tgis may be shocking for some of you to hear but i am a gay. thats right. a homosexualed. B)
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Dread Pirate Scylla🐍🏴‍☠️ @k0ndr4k1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🪽 gay walter white be like "i am the one who docks"
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
(confidently incorrect) this is due to the 2 types of trans people:
two trans people wearing shirts that say “i rember” & “i forgor”
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A bit too much
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when halo 3 coke and FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
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