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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

To honor Bob Mackie's passing, everyone should plan to wear something centered on their belly button tomorrow.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This game is for all the Uncles who said they weren't going to watch all those nil-nil, 1-0, 1-1 games...

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

C'mon England, put in the Death Bowler.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It think England just subbed on Childish Gambino.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

England is just playing T20 cricket -- they chose to bat first, scored all their runs, and now lets see if they can keep France from chasing down their total.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Cignetti would never lose to Belgium.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

For three generations, this man's family delivered 98% of his ward's vote to the Daley family. His most prized possession is a Ron Kittle rookie card. He tells people that he once stole the bicycle of the man who became Pope.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This man accepted the bribe that made Pepsi the exclusive soda of his home oblast. He dreams of one day having a dacha in the Crimea, his daughter marrying a cosmonaut, and a car with tailfins.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

@rodger.bsky.social The shirt we got & the shirt we wanted.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I drive a car older than Malachi Toney. #iufb

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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Mario: *coachspeak* Cig: hey man first of all FUCK these refs,

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

All future @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charity Bowl donations will now be made in multiples of $38.03. #iufb

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Like the old commercial, but Kirk Ferentz instead of the Italian guy.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I was emotionally invested in the Pitt girl in the Dr. Pepper toss thingy purely because of @sickoscommittee.org & @opg.bsky.social

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social After hearing Connor say that he'll still cover costs for @homefield.bsky.social-based tattoos makes me think an "Indiana All The Way" tramp stamp is definitely on the table

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

In the style of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social: "Why can't the SEC win? How climate change is hurting college football"

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

If you start Van Morrison's 1974 album Veedon Fleece at exactly 10:54:19 tonight, you'll spend a lovely 47 minutes and change in your headphones with spare time for a snack before the next something happens.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

America's newest annual Christmas tradition: rewatching the Criterion Collection special edition of Beyonce's 2024 halftime show.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Boilers, it's time to call Kevin Sumlin home from the bargain bin.

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Not exactly sure what FS1 was thinking, but having RFK Jr. on the PBP call is a choice. #iufb

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Jordan Owen @jyowen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I have never felt more righteous in my support of #iufb than after learning Sen. Tommy Tuberville is against us. #neverdaunted

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