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Justin White

@jwhite.bsky.social
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Baseball-loving, washed up rock dad. Coffee veteran. Spreadsheet guy.

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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 7h
May this tradition last 100 seasons.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 8h
Let me guess. It was your last mufffin.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 9h
Celebreight.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 17h
Gotta be honest. Every time someone says Kalshi I think they’re about to talk about the football podcast brothers.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 17h
Okay I hope the Brewers win it all.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
Go Brewers over Dodgers I guess.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
Oh what the fuck.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
This is how the playoffs should be (when my team doesn’t make the playoffs).
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
Incredible work.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
That’s their best uniform era.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
The latter.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
On Contreras’ jersey would be my suggestion.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
Mason Miller and Walker Buehler on the paternity list in the same series? We get it, we get it. You’re padres.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 18h
Milwaukee Who?ers.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1B - No choice but to bank on a bounceback from Vlad. +2 WAR. 2B - Strict L/R platoon with Smith and Clement as long as everyone is healthy. +.7 WAR. RF - Barger and Santander return and jockey for playing time with Lukes. +1 WAR LF - Pay Suzuki +2 WAR DH - Pay Sato +1.5 WAR (No full time DH).
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I powerrank him at 1 already.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can fix him.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t want to play fantasy football either…so I just didn’t sign up.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a totally different sloppy Yankees team!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
They should be called The Chicago White Smokes
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will be asking you further questions in the rapid-fire style of Macauley Culkin’s character in Uncle Buck.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mine was also Sesame Street.
The aliens from Sesame Street that go “Yip yip yip, oatmeal.”
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don Mattingly right now.
DiCaprio pointing at the screen with a smoke and a beer.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, it’s just Toronto being the centre of the world.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You don’t see it hooking around the pole?
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Think it was hooking around the pole if there is no roof.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s the unluckiest thing to happen to France since the Second World War.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In Tampa the first row of roof is in play and the second is a homer. That would have been a homer there.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think that was a jack.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry I don’t have better hobbies.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. Fuck yes. Absolutely yes. Don’t judge me.
A pop up making sure I’m still watching at the highest leverage moment of the baseball game.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to know what Machado said to Contreras on that challenge.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had planned to turn this off and go over to the NL game but I will not be doing that just yet.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wells getting a hit was probably a blessing. The closer going in is better for a one run lead, and this way there’s no discourse.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today was the day Drew Rasmussen got famous.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah okay thanks. I always forget about counties.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But I was told Kyle Tucker was cooked.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quick question, what does PWC stand for?
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
World’s most unenthusiastic “Let’s Go Dodgers.” 🎉
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Orange Album.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw his buddy Justin with Katy Perry and was like nah I’m good.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know Fahrenheit, is that bad?
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weird for Cleveland to make it all the way to the playoffs only for their bats to sputter out.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sure I was better at remembering steps just because I had to. I also was better at remembering phone numbers.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Braves will always be 30/30 in my rooting power rankings as long as they have the chop and the name.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey that’s where I’m from!
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How do I make this the wakeup alarm on my phone?
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also fair!
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have no prediction about Ernie's acting career after the second half he just had.
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Justin White @jwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm texting you.
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