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JWEngelhardt

@jwengelhardt.bsky.social
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Lover of Star Wars, Chicago Bears, really all kinds of bears, and plenty more things.

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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought he just said no fatties?
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was a fun game right here. These young kids have been so fun to watch.
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shout out Tim Ream, the ultimate “I lived, b*tch” national-team career bsky.app/profile/cboe...
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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Bears game is fun. Completely unexpected.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mbokazi back AND in the starting lineup!?! Oh we are so back! #cf97
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh wow. What a prologue for the Legend of Cavan Sullivan. An American teen gonna go save the England giants from relegation.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred pressures 🎶
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love Frontline and they do great work, but I figured out a fool proof way to avoid scams a long time ago. Simply ask "Am I talking to my mom?" If the answer is no, then you're gonna need a warrant for that.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dude, fantasy football is already pretend. Just don't play pretend. No need to make a computer do it for you.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's been a minute since I've come across a board game where I felt like I *needed* it but pretty sure I need this one. The description and theme made me laugh out loud and it seems to have the mechanics I enjoy in games. Dragons as capitalists is just perfect.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Bears fanbase acting like we haven't lived through some of the worst QB play in NFL history. If you think I am gonna doom and gloom because we have Ben Johnson and Tyson Bagent with plenty of actual offensive weapons, you're sadly mistaken. I've watched far worse than that
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thecolorfulkit.com @thecolorfulkit.com · 20/09/2026
Mood since the Leagues Cup loss:
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who the fuck is this imposter!? I'd never rep the Galaxy! Never!
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cancel the entire Ed Sheeran tour. Replace it with Lorde and Collective Soul jamming together.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The largest global streamer looking to hire the most famous and vocal supporter of transgender athletes? It's almost like you can support transgender people and people will still like you!
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Fire losing Brady, Puso, Lod and Lewa for the int'l window is certainly not ideal. Thankfully only two games, but kinda important games nonetheless. I guess you roll with some sort of 4-3-3? Bamba-MHS-Zinck up top, Oregel-D'Avilla-Saletros in the mid, Gutman-Allen-Elliot-Dean #cf97?
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jesse Breaking Bad
Alt: Jesse Breaking Bad
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reposts = endorsements
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Fire played an insanely frustrating game today but Sergio Oregel was SO good! Found space, made great reads and passes, just the most consistently progressive player. So silver lining to a pretty tough loss #cf97
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@vineyille

Watching a whale documentary where a whale eats a stingray: hell yeah lunch time

Watching a stingray documentary where a whale eats a stingray: you son of a bitch
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The most injury prone team in the NFL and one of the oldest teams in the NFL took a bajillion hour flight to play a division game at breakfast time after playing virtually no preseason snaps. There is going to be a hundred injuries
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hell yeah! This is the good stuff right here.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Geez, Kate. Maybe we could get dinner first?
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trump made a phone call
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any time can be lunch time if you have the courage
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Honestly no domestic policy matters until we abolish ICE and end our concentration camps. Nothing should happen until those two things happen.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/08/2026
2026 CFB names thread:
PRAYER
YOUNG-BLACKGOAT
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you take a piss in Lake Ontario you get to name it. Those have always been the rules.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm very sad #cf97
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So pumped for this game tonight!
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Cuypers vs. Lewandowski Headlines Epic Chicago Showdown
The storylines wrote themselves when Chicago and Monterrey found out they would face off in Leagues Cup.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Presenting my 2026 fantasy football team
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fantasy Football Draft Day is like Christmas morning for my and I apparently. We were both up at 6 am with our cup of coffee outside prepping our draft strategies. The only thing we'd get up at 6 am for.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well if you told me the game would be a draw before it started, I'd take it. Never a fun feeling to get a draw because of giving up a late goal, but solid enough. Tuesday is the big one! #cf97
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hull City: 3 MLS players Man United: 0 MLS players Makes you think 🤔
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nick Chubb was special. Always appointment viewing and easy to root for.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Excellent win! Road game, mid week in the middle of a crazy schedule, no Zinckernagel, 90 minute weather delay and still get it done. Great, great win. #cf97
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Puso Dithejane is the best soccer player in the world #cf97
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm not saying the coach for my kid's U10 soccer team is trying to teach a bunch of 9 year olds how to do an offside trap but also.. yeah thats what he is trying, bless his soul
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just finished A New Hope on this Sunday morning and now time to watch more Star Wars for the rest of the day cause it is the last Sunday before school and I deserve it.
Star Wars everywhere!
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
On Andrew Gutman Day too! Incredible timing.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I play in fantasy football league with some Star Wars people and I just named my team Hutt Hutt Pyke. I feel incredibly proud of myself.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning to Mr. Puso Dithejane
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