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JWEngelhardt

@jwengelhardt.bsky.social
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Lover of Star Wars, Chicago Bears, really all kinds of bears, and plenty more things.

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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trailing by multiple touchdowns to the Packers? Got em exactly where we want em #DaBears
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AND THEY WIN IT 2-1!!! Sometimes ugly wins feel the best. Thats a great sign with playoffs approaching. #cf97
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Woof. That was the roughest half of soccer from the Fire in quite a while. I guess lucky it's only 1-0. #cf97
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Noah Allen presumably recovering from the intl break too?
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy smokes what a cover. Can't wait to read this.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every day. All the time. So many social and humanitarian crises are difficult to solve. The death penalty is not one of those. Just end it. www.dailyherald.com/20110124/opi...
dailyherald.com
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fight against it til I die. That horror show in Tenessee is just another reason. We got to stop finding legal reasons to kill each other. It's so sad.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very solid list. Probably would put Niko at #5 and move up Raines a bit and drop Westfield a bit, but that's just couch analysis.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ITF? Not as catchy as GAM.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In an alternate universe, MHS is the best forward, midfielder and defender to ever play for the Chicago Fire. Dude can do it all. Probably goalkeeper too.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MHS on a new deal and Franco back training with the team? Truly blessed Thursday. MLS Cup time.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Best half from Bamba in a long time, and beyond just the goal. Made things happen out there. #cf97
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beautiful night for some soccer in Chicago. #cf97
Chicago Fire vs Vancouver Whitecaps warm ups at Soldier Field in Chicago
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought the Saints were supposed to be fun
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought the Lions defense was bad.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well that was cool as hell! #USMNT
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mother Aniseya Lady Proxima Beilert Valance
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Super chimney
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Mary Poppins Chim Chimney Chimcurri
Alt: Mary Poppins Chim Chimney Chimcurri
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought he just said no fatties?
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frank Lampard is a poor man's Sebastian Berhalter
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was a fun game right here. These young kids have been so fun to watch.
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shout out Tim Ream, the ultimate “I lived, b*tch” national-team career bsky.app/profile/cboe...
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris Brady stops everything. LFG!
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Stuffing the Passer @stuffingthepasser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luther Burden is a man of compassion and forgiveness… *pulls out and cocks a pair of pearl-handled six-shooters* …too bad I’m Luther Burden the Third
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Bears game is fun. Completely unexpected.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean the soccer was good, tbf. It's not like the stuff Bernardo Silva did on the field was imaginary cause they broke financial rules.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mbokazi's return. Much needed. Had a miraculous goal line clearance already.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mbokazi back AND in the starting lineup!?! Oh we are so back! #cf97
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh wow. What a prologue for the Legend of Cavan Sullivan. An American teen gonna go save the England giants from relegation.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred pressures 🎶
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's often correct about that
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love Frontline and they do great work, but I figured out a fool proof way to avoid scams a long time ago. Simply ask "Am I talking to my mom?" If the answer is no, then you're gonna need a warrant for that.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dude, fantasy football is already pretend. Just don't play pretend. No need to make a computer do it for you.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Leftovers may be the best show I have ever seen
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That show kicks ass
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's been a minute since I've come across a board game where I felt like I *needed* it but pretty sure I need this one. The description and theme made me laugh out loud and it seems to have the mechanics I enjoy in games. Dragons as capitalists is just perfect.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Bears fanbase acting like we haven't lived through some of the worst QB play in NFL history. If you think I am gonna doom and gloom because we have Ben Johnson and Tyson Bagent with plenty of actual offensive weapons, you're sadly mistaken. I've watched far worse than that
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thecolorfulkit.com @thecolorfulkit.com · 20/09/2026
Mood since the Leagues Cup loss:
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who the fuck is this imposter!? I'd never rep the Galaxy! Never!
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Its funny how that felt like it was going to be true of whoever lost that game
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cancel the entire Ed Sheeran tour. Replace it with Lorde and Collective Soul jamming together.
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The largest global streamer looking to hire the most famous and vocal supporter of transgender athletes? It's almost like you can support transgender people and people will still like you!
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Fire losing Brady, Puso, Lod and Lewa for the int'l window is certainly not ideal. Thankfully only two games, but kinda important games nonetheless. I guess you roll with some sort of 4-3-3? Bamba-MHS-Zinck up top, Oregel-D'Avilla-Saletros in the mid, Gutman-Allen-Elliot-Dean #cf97?
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tsakiris
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jesse Breaking Bad
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reposts = endorsements
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JWEngelhardt @jwengelhardt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Fire played an insanely frustrating game today but Sergio Oregel was SO good! Found space, made great reads and passes, just the most consistently progressive player. So silver lining to a pretty tough loss #cf97
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@vineyille

Watching a whale documentary where a whale eats a stingray: hell yeah lunch time

Watching a stingray documentary where a whale eats a stingray: you son of a bitch
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