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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now waiting for the Progessive ad where Bill Glass just loses it and pounds the shit out of one these guys.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes I miss the sweet sound of my dogs barking, and in those moments I try to talk to anyone in my house.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm all in on shredded lettuce, buying the dip.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.
It Always Rains on Sunday
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You *do not* want to know how he uses toilet paper.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They're gonna need to do a 30:30 on this night in sports.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Feel like the Alonzo Mourning gif was made for the Steelers signing Rodgers
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The full review from JDC in the Rolling Stone Album Guide:
Pointless, pompous guitar wank-a-rama, featuring Steve Hackett (formerly of Genesis) and Steve Howe (periodically of Yes). Ttl Sht.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ok, I may have been scrolling through my feed too quickly, but why are they sending a 193 year-old tortoise to the moon?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I would just go out the window. Who's gonna know?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I see these Hoonigan bumper stickers from time to time and I refuse to look up what that means so I just assume it's soccer dudes who are big fans of Blind Melon.
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Kerr got a question postgame about whether the Warriors are “fading into obscurity” if you want to know how things are going.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Weirdly, they were both wet nurses.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sleater-Kinney The Muffs Deborah Harry Tilt Bleached
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I Never Sang for My Father with Big Naturals
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
boxd.it/RcyzQ
boxd.it
Top 20 Older Movies First Seen in 2025
Ranked list of my favorite new-to-me movies first seen in 2025. Release date of 2022 or older.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Some people want to change how this guy makes movies, but I say let Bi Gans be Bi Gan's.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 11/11/2025
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Putting in a reliever appears to have been a Fluharty decision.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Dave Roberts right now.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Carpenter the Unstoppable Hit Machine
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There will be no rapture until the conclusion of tonight's Padres game.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
70s.neader.com/coke_sympathy if anyone wants to spin some tunes with me
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
People don't know this, but A.J. Preller works in the same Peet's every day. He gets there at 5:00 a.m. when it opens and orders 22 Americanos throughout the day. The employees all hate him because he just yells on his phone and pounds on three different laptops.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Nick Kurtz is God.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Wow, the Royals even got shut out by the A's today. #NoKings
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Amen Thompson has locked up a spot on the 2028 Olympic team, yeah?
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Russ Joyner @russjoyner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
DEVO - 1979, Armadillo World Headquarters, Austin, Texas
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
OK, fine, I'll draft Shedeur Sanders.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Math checks out.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Padres are gonna go undefeated this year and still finish two games back of the Dodgers.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cervantes Chaucer Stendahl Maupassant Dan Brown
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
youtu.be/BQCN4QUHsSA?...
youtu.be
David Johansen - Donna
YouTube video by stotn
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
boxd.it/BUeTg
boxd.it
Top 25 Older Movies First Seen in 2024
Ranked list of my favorite new-to-me movies first seen in 2024. Release date of 2021 or older.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
TouchTunes might be the greatest trolling app of all time.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Gonna block everyone to ensure an absolutely pure and null feed, social media bliss.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Why are they showing two good teams on Thursday night football, this is madness
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS. Abysmal joke launch to land ratio. I don't like Guy Maddin, but this makes me appreciate him more.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Good morning!
Current mood of apprehensive Klaus Kinski on Election Day.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Who is the person that played on or around a dumpster that fucked it all up for the rest of us
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Looks like I'm the handsomest man alive now. #ripalaindelon
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Oddest way to find out the great Bill Walton died was to walk down the street and come across this picture.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
First of all, I don't even know how those flags keep showing up at my houses.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Unsolicited Frick pic.
Ford Frick.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Tommy John surgeries should be a Roto category.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
This game was tied at 23.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Overheard someone described as 5 foot 8, soaking wet. 🤔
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