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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now waiting for the Progessive ad where Bill Glass just loses it and pounds the shit out of one these guys.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should have used shrunken human heads for balls
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey Russ! The Corgis are still around. They're in their Autumn years for sure.
A Corgi in repose.My dog waiting patiently for dinner.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes I miss the sweet sound of my dogs barking, and in those moments I try to talk to anyone in my house.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know a little German.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think they're all members of the Yancy Street Gabg.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"That'd make a cat laugh."
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He plays Alexander's coke dealer.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm all in on shredded lettuce, buying the dip.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Happy birthday, Russ!
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.
It Always Rains on Sunday
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Which was more improbable, this or the Giants comeback today?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You *do not* want to know how he uses toilet paper.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They're gonna need to do a 30:30 on this night in sports.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Feel like the Alonzo Mourning gif was made for the Steelers signing Rodgers
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Uh hello, she played Jerry Seinfeld in the hit series Seinfeld.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Cheesecake Truck
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The full review from JDC in the Rolling Stone Album Guide:
Pointless, pompous guitar wank-a-rama, featuring Steve Hackett (formerly of Genesis) and Steve Howe (periodically of Yes). Ttl Sht.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ok, I may have been scrolling through my feed too quickly, but why are they sending a 193 year-old tortoise to the moon?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I would just go out the window. Who's gonna know?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I see these Hoonigan bumper stickers from time to time and I refuse to look up what that means so I just assume it's soccer dudes who are big fans of Blind Melon.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gonna call you Legonard Pierce
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Kerr got a question postgame about whether the Warriors are “fading into obscurity” if you want to know how things are going.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Weirdly, they were both wet nurses.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You could do BLAZING SADDLES / BLAZING SADDLES and just be there for eternity I guess.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
That makes it sound awesome though
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sleater-Kinney The Muffs Deborah Harry Tilt Bleached
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I Never Sang for My Father with Big Naturals
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
boxd.it/RcyzQ
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Top 20 Older Movies First Seen in 2025
Ranked list of my favorite new-to-me movies first seen in 2025. Release date of 2022 or older.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I suppose there is someone in music criticism like Armond White, for whom this is their raison d'être
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Some people want to change how this guy makes movies, but I say let Bi Gans be Bi Gan's.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 11/11/2025
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Proud to have been endorsed by you since 2008 (at least).
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Putting in a reliever appears to have been a Fluharty decision.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
What's your repertoire? Judas Priest? Sheena Easton?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
One of my favorite prog rock bands
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Dave Roberts right now.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
This made me chuckle in my underwear
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Carpenter the Unstoppable Hit Machine
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The Shit-kings?
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I don't know what San Diego ideas are, but I hope it's something like beer-flavored toothpaste.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
There will be no rapture until the conclusion of tonight's Padres game.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
70s.neader.com/coke_sympathy if anyone wants to spin some tunes with me
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Dare I ask how you would ship them
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
But. If she were. Wowza!
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
You might earn a few pennies interest in the savings account, so I give the edge to monkey vomit.
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Jeff Vorndam @jvorndam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
253 for me. I didn't even know there were that many directors.
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