jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Never mind obviously everyone knew Painter was the right call there. 000
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I mean this is what the playoffs are. I hate/love it so much. Glad they made it in. Hope we get another tomorrow. 011
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like I said defense is bullshit. It’s all about the bats. 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I mean if you asked me specifically, will having this defensive alignment cost the Phillies a playoff game, I would have said, um, yes, definitely. This team is not built correctly even when healthy. The idea is to counter with offense but I guess that’s not really what these guys do anymore? 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If the trend is to lose the last game of the season by throwing to the wrong base over and over I may need to retire from this (unpaid) business. 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The best two stretches of baseball the Phillies have played in recent memory have one thing in common, so they have no choice if they want a deep playoff run: they must fire Don Mattingly tomorrow. #redoctober 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Waste not want not @lindaholmes.bsky.social 120
Reposted by @jvardaro.bsky.socialjvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With that attitude the rubber tree plants are going to walk all over us. Padres and Dbacks play each other the last three games of the season! Phils are just making sure not to waste any wins. 111
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026But not the reason, according to the explanation from the (incorrect) replay official. 000
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maybe they thought he blocked the bag which is why Bryson had to slide past. I think you’re not allowed to do that anymore 100
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will say I’d much rather have tomorrow be “if you lose it’s your own damn fault you’re out” than “well you won but you’re still out because San Diego started some AAA guys.” But I expect the Dbags to score 8 runs next inning. Snakes Alive still haunts me. 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Think of it as a message to the team that they will need to consider scoring 1+ runs this evening. 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With that attitude the rubber tree plants are going to walk all over us. Padres and Dbacks play each other the last three games of the season! Phils are just making sure not to waste any wins. 111
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They cut to commercial before I could see if he called it a day and walked into the corn 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026He just went face first into the grass and I had to watch the close-up through my fingers in case of a gruesome toothpick mishap 000
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Like he bounced his whole skull off the outfield wall and when he regained consciousness he still had the toothpick in. So God is not NOT looking out for him… 120
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026What if the shortstop airmails a throw to first on a grounder and it goes in the stands? Does the second pointless run score then? Is that different? 000
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Good tip to keep in mind in case this ever happens to me 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Nola gives up dinger in the Rav 4th? Baseball is back baby 000
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Tired: beware the Ides of March Wired: be where the Ides of March aren’t 001
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Yeah, yeah, and missing a cop with a battery is assault, and hitting a cop with salt is a battery. Simple, but aggravating. 020
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Tell me you haven’t been to Children’s Book Giveaway Night without telling me you haven’t been to Children’s Book Giveaway Night 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Each new pitcher into the game rubs the rib for good luck in what used to be the bullpen but is now The Ribcage 160
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 08/02/2026To honor the bicentennial, the NFL is honored to conduct the coin toss with the historic coin Thomas Jefferson and John Adams flipped to decide whether to condemn slavery in the Declaration of Independence… 001
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Is that a coin for contrarians or ass enthusiasts? 100
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Keep calm, stay vigilant, and sub .5 tsp of fish sauce per anchovy 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I was just gonna wing it and end up with something along the lines of “who do you think you are? I am!” 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I knew this was too gentle but for a brief shining moment I saw this and a comment about server capacity and I thought it was THE rip bozo moment. :( 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Hey, pay some fucking attention to what’s going on and you won’t say stupid shit like this 000
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I muted him like a year ago so now the worst takes a Matt can offer me are vile calumnies against Brandon Marsh 110
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Our culture has come such a long, dark way from Tickle Me Elmo 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Time Bandits (actually probably a deeply cursed choice but it is definitely weird) 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I thought each dot stood for one version of A Star is Born 010
jvardaro.bsky.social @jvardaro.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Gotta love a day that starts with a Dick in a box and ends with a socialist Muslim in Gracie Mansion 011
