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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We saw another n-word ball, and now we just saw a neck ball." - A.J. Pierzynski, alluding to a catcher getting hit in the nuts earlier in Game 1 of the Padres-Brewers NLDS.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The @Tigers broadcast had a hilarious message for Jason Benetti after he dropped some historical knowledge 🤣
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only church that would have me
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Just towel off, son... @justtoweloffson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Peace & Love
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’ve wondered for over 30 years
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'Full House' actress Andrea Barber reveals she was under anesthesia during O.J.
Simpson's infamous Bronco chase in 1994.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Study Finds Gen Z Telepaths Lack Attention Span To Read Even Single Mind theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-tele…
Study Finds Gen Z Telepaths Lack Attention Span To Read Even Single Mind
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yo, Betty, wtf??
A 1950's ad for Betty Crocker that reads "Husbands Beats Wives" with smaller writing indicating it means in a baking contestA Betty Crocker ad with the headline "Men Beat Wives" with smaller writing indicating it means in a baking contestA 1950's ad for Betty Crocker with a fake newspaper clipping that reads "Man Beats Wife" with smaller writing indicating it means in a baking contest
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 26/06/2026
longtime Radiohead fans Tyler Durden met up at USA vs Türkiye
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Just towel off, son... @justtoweloffson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wow. What a looker...
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Detroit Metro Times @metrotimes.com · 11/05/2026
A Dearborn animal shelter raising money for homeless dogs and cats has been forced to rename its upcoming “Pawchella” fundraiser after receiving a cease-and-desist letter from the company behind Coachella, one of the world’s most famous music festivals.
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Coachella threatens Dearborn animal shelter over upcoming ‘Pawchella’ fundraiser - Detroit Metro Times
A Dearborn animal shelter raising money for homeless dogs and cats has been forced to rename its upcoming “Pawchella” fundraiser after receiving a cease-and-desist letter from the company behind Coach...
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Todd Radom @toddradom.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Seen in Amazon’s “hot new releases” in baseball.
AI slop
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This letter written by Max Scherzer’s daughter, Brooke, to the Blue Jays, hoping they would re-sign her dad 😭😭😭😭😭 Amazing! Baseball is the best 🥺 (emaysway / IG)
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Don’t fucking say this shit to me
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You know, there was a time when the state of Michigan was pumping out the absolute classiest pop cans you possibly imagine
A line of really sharp Faygo and Vernor's cans, with nifty 60's and 70's designsA line of 4 pop cans from Faygo and Vernors, with nifty 60's and 70's design aesthetics
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Just towel off, son... @justtoweloffson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
What Little House episodes do you never want to see again? @jasongore.bsky.social
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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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🦧 (scary) @fionadelraeski.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i can’t believe snoop dogg died damn
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Just towel off, son... @justtoweloffson.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I sing the lyrics to I'll Be Your Jonny on the Spot when I hear this one
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Just towel off, son... @justtoweloffson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I see Mads Mikkelsen & Michael Madsen in my Microsoft stories
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
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Just towel off, son... @justtoweloffson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
They gave the Ozempic punching bag lady a 3rd thump
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