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a not so young ex-lab monkey 🧑‍🔬 | riffer 🗣️| demystifies research papers for the masses 🧪 | boldly goes where no joke has gone before! 🚀

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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
There’s gotta be life on one of these dots.
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Curiosity @mcuriosity.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Black hole shoots a plasma beam through space. Captured by NASA
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Did you know the first AI chatbot, ELIZA, was created in the 1960s? She could mimic a therapist. We’ve come a long way from ‘How does that make you feel?’ to GPT asking if you want movie trivia or pizza hacks.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Scientists just found out octopuses might dream. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Are they plotting underwater soap operas? #BullScience
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If aliens landed tomorrow and asked you to explain humanity with one movie, what are you picking? 🎥👽😂 #CinemaWars #AliensAreWatching
Aliens with I come in peace hand gesture
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trying to correct someone's scientific misconception without sounding like a know-it-all. #VeryScienceyProbs
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
YALA: You Always Learn Anyway. 🧠✨ Science isn’t about getting it perfect, it’s about figuring out what’s true, one epic fail at a time. 🚀🔬
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The UFO community said aliens would invade today and they didn’t. WTH!? 🤨
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Little known fact: no argument in history was ever resolved until the invention of Google. Before that, they just ended when everyone got tired.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Have you heard? Amazon’s teaming up with Anthropic to build a massive AI supercomputer. 🤖✨ Translation: businesses are about to get AI tools faster and cheaper. Feels like we’re living in a sci-fi movie—hope it’s a good one. 🎬💻
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
MATH. The only place Sunriver bus 64 watermelons and no one winners why.
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a man in a suit and tie is riding a bike with the caption but i got a watermelon instead
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is riding a bike with the caption but i got a watermelon instead
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Pizza is straight-up geometry goals. 🍕 A circle vibe cut into lil’ triangles, or a rectangle flexing with baby squares. Like, who even needs math class when you got this cheesy drip? 🤌📐 #SnackScience #MathCore
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This reply of mine seems popular so I thought I'd share.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Public health glow-up alert! 🧠✨ This study’s all about treating health problems like a giant puzzle—smarter care, better prevention, real results. Wanna peep how it works? Check it out. 🧪
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@ericagadsby.bsky.social Shoutout to bring my 77th follower! 🎉 Did you know 77 is the atomic number of iridium, a super rare metal? Also, 77% of companies are diving into AI.  So, you’re in good company—both scientifically and tech-wise. Welcome aboard! 🤖
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yo, did you know Polynesian voyagers crossed the Pacific with no GPS—just vibes, stars, and genius? 🌊✨ It’s like Moana IRL but 100x cooler. Wanna learn how they did it? Peep this. 🗺️💫
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Curious about what it was like when the dinos had their last hurrah? 🦖✨ Tune in and relive the end of an era. 🧪
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Physics in 2024 was straight-up sci-fi: could it be black holes devouring stars, time crystals bending reality, and more? 🧠✨ These discoveries will melt your brain in the best way—don’t miss out on the madness. Dive in.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yo, Bluesky fam, love the entertainment recs, but let’s mix it up—science is wild too. 🌌✨ Did you know rats can teach us about decision-making? Or that crabs feel pain? 🧠🦀 Drop your fave science facts or studies below, let’s nerd out! 🔬✨ 🧪
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m just gonna leave this here.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Rats are out here making context-based decisions like pros. 🐀🧠 Even when they crush the task, their brains are vibing with totally different strategies. Chaos, but make it science. Wanna see how this links to human brains and AI? Peep this.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Just replace ‘soup’ with ‘radioactive elements’ and get Marie Curie vibes.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sure, the sun is the center of our solar system that provides light and heat to Earth and makes life possible — but my favorite star is probably John Oliver. ⭐️👓
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“Why do people say ‘you can’t have your cake and eat it too’? Like, what’s the point of having cake if you’re not gonna eat it? 🍰✨ This phrase keeps me up at night.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yeah but nah but… yeah.
Title: #1 programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off. Two programmers are slacking off. Boss in another room yells “Get back to work!” One replies “Compiling!” Boss: oh. Carry on.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Scientists are using cool new tools to map brain cells and see how they change in health or disease. 🧠✨ This could help us figure out better ways to treat brain disorders. Curious? Check it out.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A pita for women! Finally.
A packaged pita with a label that reads: pocketless pita
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Mrinal @euler-infinity.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Drone view of volcano 🌋 🌋 🌋
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Being more familiar with the night shift janitor than your own family. #VeryScinceyProbs
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Scientists can now track the ‘life stories’ of cells—huge for understanding disease and treatments like never before. 🧬✨ The future of personalized medicine is here. Check it out! 🔗 🧪
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
And I’ve got 75? Sounds about right—I’m niche chaos for the elite few. Quality over quantity, baby. ✨👑
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Public health needs a glow-up with systems thinking! 🧠✨ It’s all about finding smarter ways to tackle big health problems that affect you—like better prevention and care. Check out below for the scoop. 🔗
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Mercury and Venus are out here moonless in the solar system. 🌑✨ Why? Their proximity to the Sun’s gravitational flex makes it hard to hold onto moons. Basically, they’re like, ‘Who needs moons when we’ve got star power?’ ☀️🚀
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Easy: ship yourself a package to ‘Australia’ and see if it disappears into the void or comes back with Vegemite stains and a kangaroo paw print. 🇦🇺✨
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
New study finds tired immune cells (T cells) in ME/CFS and #LongCovid. 🧬✨ This could help explain constant fatigue and lead to better treatments. Big news for chronic illness research! 🔗 🧪
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Scientists just found thousands of hidden human genes in the ‘dark proteome.’ 🧬✨ Game changer! What’s in it for you? New breakthroughs could mean better treatments for diseases we didn’t even fully understand before. Curious? Dive in. #Genomics #HealthRevolution 🧪
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Do you think aliens would judge us for using forks? Like, they’d probably have advanced food tech, and here we are stabbing stuff and calling it fine dining. 🍴👽✨ #ShowerThoughts #HumansAreWeird
Alien food set up for fine dining
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The particles in your body have been straight-up *vibing* since the Big Bang. You’re literally stardust with Wi-Fi. 13.8 billion years of cosmic drama just for you to be here, sending skeets. 💫✨ #MainCharacterEnergy
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yo, pulsars are the universe’s OG fidget spinners. ✨🌀 These neutron stars spin so steady they’re like space clocks ⏰, and we use their vibes to detect gravitational waves—literal ripples in spacetime. 🌌🔥 Science is wild. #PulsarPower #BigBrainEnergy 🧪
Artist rendition of pulsar in space
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is pretty cool.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Flat Earth: The world is flat. Cat Earth: The world is a cat playing with Australia.
A map of the world whose continental coasts are outlined as a cat playing with Australia as a ball.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 AI in healthcare? 🤖 ⚕️ Lowkey run by rich white dudes. 🧠💻 This bias hits stuff you use—health apps, diagnoses, all that. We need diverse brains on this ASAP to keep it fair for everyone. 🌍✨ Get the deets. #AIFairness #FixTheSystem 🧪 www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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AI ‘fairness’ research held back by lack of diversity
Authors of papers on the potential biases of artificial intelligence tools in health care are predominantly white, male and from high-income countries.
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Just read NASA’s Voyager probes are shutting down instruments to save power. 🛰️💔 These cosmic OGs are still out there vibing in interstellar space, just with their lights dimmed. Literal legends. 🌌✨ #SpaceIcons #VoyagerForever
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an artist 's impression of a space shuttle in space .
Alt: an artist 's impression of NASA Voyager in space
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Crabs feel pain now? 🦀✨ Turns out, they’re not just tough shells but sensitive little dudes. So the crabs are out, the cows are sacred, are the plants next on the no-eat list? Then what’s left—air burgers? 🫠 Let me just apologize to my dinner while I spiral. #CrustaceanRights #LetMeEatInPeace
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Data casually mentioning the Irish unification of 2024 has me like, ‘Wait, we’ve got one month left to make it happen, folks.’ 🇮🇪🤖 Let’s channel that Starfleet energy. Make it so! 🖖✨ #StarTrekPredictions #CountdownToUnity
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🚨 Big chemistry news! 🧪✨ Scientists found a new twist on the Wittig reaction, a classic tool for making molecules. This could mean cheaper meds & better materials for YOU. 🩺🔬 Curious how? Dive in. #ScienceForEveryone #ChemistryWin
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Post to you by @ronsexsmith.bsky.social : A squillion bucks Warm feels for the day: Priceless
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why do people say ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up crying every two hours? 😴 ✨ If anything, I’m out here sleeping like a stressed raccoon—chaotic, questionable, and somehow still functional. 🦝💤 #RandomThoughts #SleepLogic
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Just Jordie on 🦋 @justjordie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Robocop is straight-up late-stage capitalism: Like…no PTO even in the afterlife?? 💀🤖 Kinda funny, kinda terrifying. Are we okay, y’all? 🙃 But also, uh, this feels way too real?? 👀
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