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John. Just John.

@justjohn.bsky.social
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Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him

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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 2h
I'm holding onto that non-zero chance.
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Last Resort
Alt: Bob from Bob's Burgers literally grasping at straws
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 2h
Cue the prewritten Yamamoto Narrative. I'm already gonna puke. 🤮
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 2h
Okay, so based on how this series has gone, we win tomorrow when we're not supposed to, and force a game 5, which we win because we're not supposed to? Is that the play?
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
I hate this game.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Uuuuuuugh.... It comes down to... Yaz? Uh, okay I guess.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Moved the runner. Okay. Let's go Dubie.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Rally cat (who I'm 100% gonna jump scare if we score)
Sleeping bengal cat
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
YESSSSSSS OZZIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Edwin Diaz is hittable and he sometimes can't throw strikes, especially this season. Let's GO.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Thank you for that.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
At least get Mr. Punchable Face Third Baseman With Obviously A Catcher's Name out, please.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
This game feels extremely Mid-August, and also extremely NLDS.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
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Major League Indians Team Clapping in Dugout
ALT: Major League Indians Team Clapping in Dugout
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Ah goddammit.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
This is our Best Chance here. Come on, Matty...
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
8th inning, down by 2, and we're leading off a guy named Brewer Hicklen. I'm sure it's fine.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Uh, I think if they did we would have heard it by now.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Okay, so I know Austin can still see because he makes those plays. His pitch recognition just sucks.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Miggy Ro coming out, which means the 25th guy at the end of the bench instead of the 26th will kill us. 🙄
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
I didn't love it, but it's not why we're losing.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
I don't know why I keep holding out hope that Austin Riley will stop being fucking blind at the plate, or at least luck into one.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Okay that's not why I'm unhappy.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Almost like it's a greater than 1:1 ratio in runs vs home runs.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Rightfully so.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
Turns out home runs are highly correlated with runs. 🤷
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 3h
This is the inning we chase him. Has to be.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
If the Braves lose this game, I am not prepared for the Yamamoto glazing we'll have to endure.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Matty alllllllllmost challenged that. He probably should have.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Finally got Kiké out at least. STFD.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 4h
wow
a (very real) screenshot of the all-time postseason home run leaders. Kiké Hernández is no. 1, with 347. Jose Altuve is no. 2 with 28.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Coulda shoulda been 3...
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
That was a missed opportunity. Like, bad. We can't rely on "productive outs."
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Better than nothing. But we need more than one.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Yamamoto's showing some cracks... we gotta score here.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
"He's due," I said, every time a Braves player comes to the plate.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
This is what I've been sayin'...
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Okay, Dubie. Good start. Let's gooooo
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Nah, Shohei that's a strike.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
STFD Will.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
This is getting really, really unfun. We gotta put some pressure on Yamamoto and make him throw more pitches. He's having way too easy a time.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
GOD DAMMIT. It would be Freddie, too, wouldn't it?
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
At least Riley still has a glove.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Oh for fuck's sake. I hate that guy.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Ozzie is like 4'9" with a 7' vertical, I swear.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 4h
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Aging
Alt: Matt Damon aging quickly
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 5h
I don't love that first pitch popup, HSK. Do better.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 5h
*Whew* glad nothing came of that. And Dubon, oh my god...
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, come ON. Catcher's interference?
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 5h
Mauricio Dubon robs Freddie Freeman of a 2-run homer.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h
Dubon robbed Freeman worse than the guy who sold him veneers
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