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John. Just John.

@justjohn.bsky.social
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Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him

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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 18h
He snooze
A closeup of a sleeping bengal cat
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of when I tried to go see the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I couldn't be bothered once I found out. Sounds like I wouldn't have been able to pick it out anyway.
Graffiti in Pisa saying "sorry the tower is not leaning today."
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rally cat (who I'm 100% gonna jump scare if we score)
Sleeping bengal cat
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Floyd disapproves of that lazt inning.
A slightly perturbed bengal cat
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PROST!!! again
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PROST!!!
A tent at Okoberfest in Munich
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Off to Munich!
Photo out the window of a taxiing airplane
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love it here. #Trogdor #DragonCon #DragonCon2026
A Trogdor The Burninator costume
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lets fckn GOOOOOOOOOO #DragonCon
A DragonCon 2026 badge
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no cheating share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll
A photo of a gap between trees, showing a clody sky and a mountain ridge on the horizon
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that could be an album cover
A chest xray of someone who injected liquid mercury, showing the alveoli of the lungs full of mercury
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social learning about baseball
The most AI-created information popup ever, explaining what baseball is, then listing such notable baseball players as former Braves legends Ryan Langerhans and Pete Orr (and some guy named Willie Mays, but whatever, he didn't play for the Braves)
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Made this a while ago. Finally get to use it
Brandon Nimmo is a fuckin' nerd
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The date, 2002-02-25 indicating a Fark account created 24 years ago
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*Sigh* this game...
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
A Waffle House, lit from the inside, while it's dark outside during a total solar eclipe
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Apex. Predator.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yeah, dude. Good call. Meet the facists in the middle.
A photoshopped photo of a protester holding a sign that says "CENTRISTS FOR A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF RACISM"
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it)
A brown bengal cat with dark rosettes and bright green eyes, sitting with his tail wrapped around his feet, and with his face turned toward the camera
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Post your warning sign.
A sign reading, "DO NOT FEED HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS."
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Douchebag.
A Cybertruck parked blocking a fire hydrant
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Let's check the ol' Baseball Feed, full of baseball fans who love baseball.
A screenshot of 3 people posting about Not Liking Baseball
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The perfect news story doesn't exis-
@GrapevinePolice
Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

Photo of Cybertruck half submerged in lake
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A Georgia "I SECURED MY VOTE" sticker
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
They grow up to be full-sized deeply unserious and clueless orange cats that are more or less the same, except they just sleep a couple more hours a day.
A big, fluffy af orange cat, lying on his back, belly-up.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
He's watching...
A close-up of a briwn and black-spotted bengal cat, showing one side of his face, lying down, with a bright green eye open and visible
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
When you want a nice, robust bourbon, but you're tired of all the usual chicken options.
A hand-written label on a liquor store shelf that reads, "Woodinville bourbon finished pork casks."
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
A brown and black spotted bengal cat, sitting upright, with his head turned to the side, looking toward the camera
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You guys have no idea how exciting the lawn guy is.
A spotted bengal cat standing on the back of a couch on his hind legs, with his front paws on the window, stretching as tall as he can and looking out the window.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Was enjoying kbbq with the gf, so I only just saw the box score. Love it. Keep hitting homers. Please. PLEASE.
A meme with a crying guy on the left saying "you can't win the NL East with just 2 starting pitchers," and another guy on the right saying, "huhuhuh hemerin stick go brrrrrr".

Fun fact: we actually have more than 2 starters. Barely.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Badge of honor
Screenshot indicating that I have been added to an "AI Haters" mod list
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Heard you was talkin shit
A rosetted bengal cat lying on a windowsill between the window and the back of a sofa, with a somewhat perturbed look on his face
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is how I access Bluesky
A cave painting depicting 4-legged animals, possibly deer, cows, or horses?
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oh, we doin' cats? Cool.
A bengal cat sitting upright, facing the camera
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A football videogame play called "Clown Post"
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
A white fur codpiece called "The Duke"
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just finished this guy. Now I just gotta find a place to display it where the cat won't knock it over and destroy it.
Lego Piranha plantLego Piranha plantLego Piranha plant
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What does your soul look like
The Windows Blue Screen of Death
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Advertise your account with a GIF.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
The album cover of MDFMK's eponymous album
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
We all do
A bengal cat curled up in a doughtnut shape
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
A high-contrast black and white photo of a disused warehouse space with a dirty tile floor and a chair in the foregound, and light coming in through barred windows.
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This shit should be illegal
A screenshot of the current temperature in Atlanta, indicating a temp of 16ºF, with a windchill of 0º
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A... ...pex.
A bengal cat lying on his side, wide-eyed, and extremely not apex-predator-looking
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We good
A bangal cat wrapped in a grey fleece blanket, barely awake
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
He's practicing for his diving competition.
A bengal cat sleeping, curled up like a cinnamon roll, holding his hind legs in his front paws, not unlike an olympic diver
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A bit of Evening Floyd
A bengal cat sunning in a window on the back of a sofa
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John. Just John. @justjohn.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Nah
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