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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I tried golf for the first time and I get it now.

Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Writing an a disappointed email to Royale because they gave me 1.5ply toilet paper instead of 2ply. The subject reads: “Know what really chaps my ass?”

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Kinda cool that the reflecting pool reflects hubris

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

“Daddy you’re the best father in this whooooooole house!” - Lore

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

McDonald’s poured too much of its soul into the Batman Forever cups and now it is a shell

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Neighbour asked to put their chicken coop on the property line and my rhubarb has exploded from the run off. Win/win. Who wants pie?

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Lore (4) has a new catch phrase: “Looking good, turds!” Still haven’t figured out how to get her to stop giving complete strangers a thumbs down.

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Taught our daughter the words “excellent” and “bogus” today. Bill & Ted would be proud.

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Pretty surreal flight from Toronto to Moncton: Got seated next to Bruce Mccullough and chatted through the entire flight Nice to meet a hero.

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Guess I’ll just swim to the garbage stop through the garbage water

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “What do we need to do to ensure this never happens again”

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

East Side Mario’s implies the existence of a West Side Luigi’s

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The most consistent thing about these state of the province events is the CEO of Siemens showing up for a pep talk

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Maybe instead of calling it the “State of the Province” we could call it the “Province of the Province”.

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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 24/01/2026

Alex Jeffrey Pretti was an ICU nurse at a VA hospital. His life, through his profession, was dedicated to serving his community and our country. As so many have now seen on video, his final act before he was killed by federal agents was doing everything in his power to protect his community.

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Eating discounted sushi before midnight just like Cinderella would have wanted

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

If we can’t keep up with the demand of rare earth metals, ram, processors, gpus, maybe we could just stop live-streaming targeted ads to refrigerators

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Imagine trying to find three French hens in this economy

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The year is 2025. You’ve progressed to the final round of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” You phone a friend, alas… society doesn’t answer the phone anymore

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I give it < 6 months before GPT starts feeding ads between prompts

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Go geese lightening go geese lightening go 𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Should we Memramcook tonight or Memramskipthedishes

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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 03/11/2025

Honestly I kinda hate realism in games

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Too many YouTube channels about night time urban exploration, not enough YouTube channels about lying in wait to jump scare urban explorers

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Upon further reflection, I’m sorry you didn’t come home with me yesterday

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I started this tradition with my kid where, when I’m closing the door and saying goodnight, we both waive with our feet. One of the cats now runs up an double high-fives my foot while I’m waiving

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 03/08/2025

Going to start calling chatbots sycophancy as a service.

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Oh you’re a big fan of the woods? Then how come I’ve never seen you in there hmm? Name five trees.

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Me: you haven’t said please once 3: “Please, once”

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Who is leaving all these banana peels on the ground? This is starting not to feel like an isolated incident

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

It’s too bad the Minecraft movie didn’t come out when Blockbuster was a thing

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Aftermarket exhaust salesman: *slaps top* This baby will drown out the sound of divorce

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Me if I was PM first day of the G7: “Happy Birthday Mr. President. Did you do anything special on your big day”

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Donald Trump humiliated by <insert reason>

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Announcer: E A Sports... it's in the game! Me, as a child: w... what's in the game (forty years later) Me, sitting at my desk: what's in the game

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Wild that you can’t trust caller ID anymore. Huge miss

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

*first day at the chute factory* Me: Aw chute

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

First sunny day. It’s as if millions of lawn mowers came to life at once

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Justin Wiswell @justinwiswell.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Convincing my 3 year old that peeing in the tub isn’t “science”

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