Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialsoldergoblin.bsky.social @soldergoblin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They said come hungry so I jacked off in the McDonalds drive thru 151
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LeBron is a Sixer, Eagles play MNF, Phillies playoff baseball tomorrow, Flyers season opener on Wednesday. Enjoy this two hour window where everything’s happening and none of it has turned to ash in our hands yet. 3232744
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Last name Oquai, First name Jamir 010
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Calling out of work with the hiccups 050
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If I was a poker player my strategy would be to wager infinity dollars every time, no fool would be brave enough to risk all of the money in the universe to try and win 020
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialjacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026WWDD? should be the new mantra of the world going forward. coincidentally, that was also her cup size. 121
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gen Alpha who has never experienced a power outage before “Getting a lot of backrooms vibes from my house right now” 030
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Come on down to Justin’s hot dog emporium, the only hot dog joint where we throw the hot dogs right into your mouth like a javelin. Whoa, lookout! 090
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialPhiladelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 27/07/2026👑 927747
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialNBA @nba.com · 27/07/2026It’s official! LeBron James will play his historic 24th NBA season with the 76ers 👑 2318920
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Mike Muscala hit a three pointer to win a meaningless Orlando bubble league game and now LeBron James is a Sixer. God is good. 120344
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Singers hate when you compliment their voice by calling yourself a hog and it your yummy yummy sustaining slop 150
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Is this a situation that would be made better or worse by the introduction of the tickle monster? 030
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialPhiladelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 03/04/2026VJ x AI for 76 Originals 📸 1234
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 03/03/2026A guy who is afraid of the movie Jeepers Creepers but because he is a crow 010
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Going to that really fancy Japanese bartender and ordering a miller high life 030
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Collagen peptides would be a beautiful name for a baby boy 050
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Just paid truly too much money in order to be able to tweet go birds 060
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialkate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 07/01/2026year of the goorse 072
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Going to karaoke to sing the brown note 040
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Getting sucked off by a meteorologist call that sloppy doppy 062
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialjacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 27/12/2025whoa! black/bettie ambigram 082
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Hooters but for butts called tooters 041
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Asking chatgpt how much water I’m wasting by leaving the tap on overnight so my pipes don’t freeze 010
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Farting and it sounds exactly like Pony by ginuwine 050
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 17/11/2025This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there Jingle bells Kevin smells Joe laid an egg The Jonasmobile lost its wheel And nick laid an egg Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate 061
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialjacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 09/11/2025a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you." 0102
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I know a werewolf going crazy rn 040
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Imagine a horse winning the Kentucky derby named osama bin laden 070
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I have no brand loyalty. I swap between Coke and Pepsi at the drop of a hat. I let the wind tell me if I’m going to food city or Walmart. Nothing matters. 040
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialPhiladelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 23/10/2025the third highest rookie debut point total in NBA history. 📈 2428
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialNBA @nba.com · 23/10/2025With 34 points tonight, 76ers G VJ Edgecombe scored the third most for a player in their career debut and the MOST SINCE Wilt Chamberlain in 1959 🤯 🔥 Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959) 🔥 Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954) 🔥 VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight) 422838
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 10/10/2025*eminem voice* I’m beginning to feel like a cat dog 040
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck 062
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialPhiladelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 16/09/2025🗣 WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES, TOPPER! 010322
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Dating someone who wears meundies is crazy it’s like damn you really were listening to podcasts in 2014 060
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Guy who starts the fantasy football draft with a land acknowledgement 060
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialjacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 21/08/2025reject modernity embrace tradition 053
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialkate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 01/08/2025do it lady !! 062
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialHCJustin @hcjustin.com · 24/07/2025wait, whats that? by gawd thats the devils entrance music! 818118
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Guy with a foot fetish who constantly crashes his car so the tow truck will come 080
justinfartlett.bsky.social @justinfartlett.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Invented a new sandwich called the devils cigar which is just a flatbread rolled up with a bunch of pimento cheese and chili crisp. It’s fine 010
Reposted by @justinfartlett.bsky.socialHer Hoop Stats @herhoopstats.com · 20/07/2025The players with a clear message during warmups. 965219809
