Justine @justine.cool · 21hWhen did we decide to start mixing arugula in with the spinach at salad bars? LEAVE YOUR CHOKING HAZARD OUT OF MY SPINACH! We used to be a society 😔 010
Justine @justine.cool · 26/08/2026In a world where you can be like anyone, be like Dolly. Be kind. Be generous. Donate to the Imagination Library. tribute.imaginationlibrary.com 040
Justine @justine.cool · 26/08/2026Ditto Till and Tiago, can't make today, but happy to join future! 110
Justine @justine.cool · 23/08/2026Don’t you want a home in Lakewood? Back porch with a lakeside view. He’s cute, but he doesn’t like Cleveland No house, no dog in the yard. 🎶 youtu.be/BrsgKJllfzAyoutu.beSquirrel Flower - Cleveland [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]YouTube video by Squirrel Flower 001
Justine @justine.cool · 14/08/2026Fairly sure "seasonal ingredients" is just the hospitality industry's way of saying "whatever the fuck Metro had on sale". 020
Justine @justine.cool · 05/08/2026Relatable. During this move I found things I “simply couldn’t part with” that I brought overseas and clearly haven’t touched in 4 years. 🙃 020
Justine @justine.cool · 01/08/2026Moving is a special kind of hell. Especially when you leave so many tiny things to the last minute. 🙃 260
Justine @justine.cool · 29/03/2026Mornings would be quite dark here but I hate the jump twice every year. 010
Justine @justine.cool · 27/03/2026When people want to die on that hill that "cows don't need to have been pregnant to produce milk" 020
Justine @justine.cool · 17/03/2026Sneezing and coughing post appendectomy is a fresh kind of hell. 131
Justine @justine.cool · 25/11/2025Today marks 15 years of veganism for me. Not exactly sure how to celebrate, but I feel good about it. 360
Justine @justine.cool · 21/11/2025There are so many quiet, respectful older women who live in my building, but somehow I share a wall with a stoner with a subwoofer from hell. 020
Justine @justine.cool · 17/11/2025🥹 hope you enjoyed the smoking area at Copenhagen airport lol. we should meet up soon. 120
Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025If you didn’t already know, welcome to the Great Lakes youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...youtu.beGordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot 020
Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025It’s been great to see people discovering, this year for the first time, the story of the Edmund Fitzgerald, who hadn’t heard of it before. Anyone my age, from where I grew up, knows it very well. And it’s 50 years ago tomorrow. 130
Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025Yes, the last words I said on Thursday were “Vielen Dank” to a courier 😅 010
Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025Haven’t spoken out loud since Thursday and only came to that realization after I started talking to myself at home just now. 120
Justine @justine.cool · 17/10/2025I want a group chat where when you’re crying, for whatever reason, you can message 🚨, and people in the chat reply with happy things. 240
Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025Don’t forget to leave out a bottle of Tylenol for Autism Santa tonight. 130
Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025What a beautiful cake for a lovely day! 🍰 Happy birthday @indirect.io!! 🎉 120
Justine @justine.cool · 24/09/2025No, that’s spelling/pronunciation. And each of those are mutually understood. The ones I shared are meanings that can be misunderstood. But your example is like mine in that neither is right or wrong. 110
Justine @justine.cool · 24/09/2025Plenty of things between the different dialects of English where vocabulary can be misconstrued, but a couple personal favorites are: 🇬🇧 scheme: plan 🇺🇸 scheme: evil plan 🇬🇧 homely: cute/cozy (US: homey) 🇺🇸 homely: ugly/plain 230
Justine @justine.cool · 22/09/2025The longest Monday in the history of Mondays is finally at an end. 030