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Justine

@justine.cool
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Mistress of none. Unwellness expert. Etymology fangirl. Ⓥ for the animals. You may know me as @ctrlaltjustine

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Justine @justine.cool · 21h
When did we decide to start mixing arugula in with the spinach at salad bars? LEAVE YOUR CHOKING HAZARD OUT OF MY SPINACH! We used to be a society 😔
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Justine @justine.cool · 26/08/2026
In a world where you can be like anyone, be like Dolly. Be kind. Be generous. Donate to the Imagination Library. tribute.imaginationlibrary.com
Black and white portrait of Dolly Parton in 1975 with her usual big hair and bright smile.
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Justine @justine.cool · 26/08/2026
Ditto Till and Tiago, can't make today, but happy to join future!
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Justine @justine.cool · 25/08/2026
And I will always love you. 💔
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Justine @justine.cool · 23/08/2026
Don’t you want a home in Lakewood? Back porch with a lakeside view. He’s cute, but he doesn’t like Cleveland No house, no dog in the yard. 🎶 youtu.be/BrsgKJllfzA
youtu.be
Squirrel Flower - Cleveland [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
YouTube video by Squirrel Flower
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Justine @justine.cool · 18/08/2026
You're so right!
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Justine @justine.cool · 14/08/2026
Fairly sure "seasonal ingredients" is just the hospitality industry's way of saying "whatever the fuck Metro had on sale".
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Justine @justine.cool · 09/08/2026
Hall and Oates auf die Eins
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Justine @justine.cool · 05/08/2026
Relatable. During this move I found things I “simply couldn’t part with” that I brought overseas and clearly haven’t touched in 4 years. 🙃
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/08/2026
Moving is a special kind of hell. Especially when you leave so many tiny things to the last minute. 🙃
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Justine @justine.cool · 24/07/2026
One thing about me is I'm *always* going to take your survey.
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Justine @justine.cool · 15/07/2026
gtfo of my haus!
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Justine @justine.cool · 15/07/2026
I *hate* them!!!
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Justine @justine.cool · 02/07/2026
Fuck. Mayonnaise. <3
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Justine @justine.cool · 02/07/2026
Deal.
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/07/2026
It’s okay. To each their own. 🫶🏻
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/07/2026
Zucker???
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/07/2026
It’s so yuck! How do people love it??
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/07/2026
Fuck it? It’s garbage!
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/07/2026
Fuck mayonnaise.
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Justine @justine.cool · 29/03/2026
Mornings would be quite dark here but I hate the jump twice every year.
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Justine @justine.cool · 28/03/2026
I’m really going to miss 18:30 sunset time 😭
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Justine @justine.cool · 27/03/2026
When people want to die on that hill that "cows don't need to have been pregnant to produce milk"
Screenshot of a comment by Tiktok content creator 'itsme.katevee' regarding the possibility of cows on a small farm producing milk without having been pregnant.

The tweet read:
"Call the pope or something because that's a miracle incompatible with biological reality"
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Justine @justine.cool · 17/03/2026
Sneezing and coughing post appendectomy is a fresh kind of hell.
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Justine @justine.cool · 02/12/2025
hugs 💜
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Justine @justine.cool · 25/11/2025
Today marks 15 years of veganism for me. Not exactly sure how to celebrate, but I feel good about it.
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Justine @justine.cool · 21/11/2025
There are so many quiet, respectful older women who live in my building, but somehow I share a wall with a stoner with a subwoofer from hell.
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Justine @justine.cool · 17/11/2025
🥹 hope you enjoyed the smoking area at Copenhagen airport lol. we should meet up soon.
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Justine @justine.cool · 17/11/2025
We would travel very well together, Xela.
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Justine @justine.cool · 13/11/2025
4 ways to mind your business.
Screenshot of a NYTimes article.
Title: 4 Ways to Cut Back on Salt
Subheader: About 90 percent of Americans eat too much. We asked experts how to consume less.
Article image: A salt shaker filled with a brown, unknown granulated substance (presumably a salt replacement) on top of a mound of salt.
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Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025
If you didn’t already know, welcome to the Great Lakes youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
youtu.be
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
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Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025
It’s been great to see people discovering, this year for the first time, the story of the Edmund Fitzgerald, who hadn’t heard of it before. Anyone my age, from where I grew up, knows it very well. And it’s 50 years ago tomorrow.
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Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025
Yes, the last words I said on Thursday were “Vielen Dank” to a courier 😅
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Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025
Haven’t spoken out loud since Thursday and only came to that realization after I started talking to myself at home just now.
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Justine @justine.cool · 05/11/2025
Happy November y’all 🌊
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Justine @justine.cool · 21/10/2025
This RadioShack phone was the last phone I ever loved.
Clear house phone with a neon light at the bottom in a blue hue.
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Justine @justine.cool · 17/10/2025
Awww! Give him a boop from me!
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Justine @justine.cool · 17/10/2025
I want a group chat where when you’re crying, for whatever reason, you can message 🚨, and people in the chat reply with happy things.
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Justine @justine.cool · 02/10/2025
"Berlin is a vegan paradise!" The food in Berlin:
Two shots with screen dialogue of a scene in the film Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, where her character originally says, "Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking." photoshopped to now say, "Vietnamese food? In Berlin?"
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Justine @justine.cool · 30/09/2025
Happy Spooky Lake Month to all who celebrate!
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Justine @justine.cool · 27/09/2025
Absolutely
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Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025
Don’t forget to leave out a bottle of Tylenol for Autism Santa tonight.
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Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025
Living the dream!
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Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025
bb you okay??
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Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025
What a beautiful cake for a lovely day! 🍰 Happy birthday @indirect.io!! 🎉
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Justine @justine.cool · 25/09/2025
If you need help with German translations, just let me know :)
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Justine @justine.cool · 24/09/2025
No, that’s spelling/pronunciation. And each of those are mutually understood. The ones I shared are meanings that can be misunderstood. But your example is like mine in that neither is right or wrong.
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Justine @justine.cool · 24/09/2025
Plenty of things between the different dialects of English where vocabulary can be misconstrued, but a couple personal favorites are: 🇬🇧 scheme: plan 🇺🇸 scheme: evil plan 🇬🇧 homely: cute/cozy (US: homey) 🇺🇸 homely: ugly/plain
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Justine @justine.cool · 22/09/2025
The longest Monday in the history of Mondays is finally at an end.
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Justine @justine.cool · 22/09/2025
Obviously. A database is always a good idea!
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